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We broke up because...

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Looked me in the closet day and night
  • kbxiii
    kbxiii Posts: 865 Member
    DanD2487 wrote: »
    She moved over seas and married a man for his yacht

    :o How did you know?

    @syedaounabbas his mom didn't approve of me
  • syedaounabbas
    syedaounabbas Posts: 1,379 Member
    edited April 2015
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Looked me in the closet day and night
    she was tying me upside down all the time.. :sweat:

    @kbxiii she wanted my mom's approval!??! Like mine was not enough...
  • akiba254
    akiba254 Posts: 209 Member
    always having to a teapot costume got a bit much
  • kbxiii
    kbxiii Posts: 865 Member
    Didn't know which one he was lol
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I tried but she just wasn't into girls :#
  • SuzyQAzureblue
    SuzyQAzureblue Posts: 4,256 Member
    She was always looking for the next girl
  • syedaounabbas
    syedaounabbas Posts: 1,379 Member
    edited April 2015
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    I tried but she just wasn't into girls :#
    she would **** anything and everything.
    SuzyQAzureblue wrote: »
    She was always looking for the next girl
    She was still stuck on Jo.
  • softblondechick
    softblondechick Posts: 1,275 Member
    He told me I was too fat. So, I kicked him to the curb, ordered a large pizza, and met a new guy, richer, smarter, nicer, better looking, and I thank God everyday my ex was such a jerk! Otherwise, I would not be this happy with my forever soul mate.
  • jlima845
    jlima845 Posts: 388 Member
    She was too into her cats. All 26 of them
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    ... ;cause I started tappin' his ex, who appreciated good pizza and wine
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    I kept finding him at my house, helping himself to my women, wine, and pizza
  • justinegibbons
    justinegibbons Posts: 918 Member
    She had nuts
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Was always confused about what sex I was......
  • akiba254
    akiba254 Posts: 209 Member
    Didnt know how to make a poached egg right. I mean come on its like eggs 101
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He was so shy that we were together 2 weeks and never had seex.....longest 2 weeks of my life...I couldn't take it any longer :p
  • jlima845
    jlima845 Posts: 388 Member
    She would never let me keep it in my pants
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited April 2015
    Blamed me it couldnt be kept in his pants....he had to tuck it into his sock so as not to get gravel rash......
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Caught her looking at another guys pants -- but we're still together -- gonna have to lock up that closet a little better......
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited April 2015
    Locked me in the closet 24 /7.......wouldnt believe me that I was only helping the other guy ajust his sock...
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Locked me in the closet 24 /7.......wouldnt believe me that I was only helping the other guy ajust his sock...

    OK, who let the other guy into our closet??? Just adjusting a sock, likely story!!! I bet the only thing he was wearing was that sock and where was he wearing it??? Time for the whips and chains.....

  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Had whips and chains but wouldn't use them on me....the other guy got lucky :o
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Had whips and chains but wouldn't use them on me....the other guy got lucky :o

    Oh no, say it isn't so !!!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Still waiting for him to finish with the other guy and get back to me :#
  • Michelle4588
    Michelle4588 Posts: 271 Member
    She wouldn't let me lead in the Tango
  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
    always wanted to tango
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Just hung around all day not doing anything
  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
    she goes to work as a lawyer with no bra on very unprofessional
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited April 2015
    I didnt have any bras because he stole them for himself
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Caught her without a bra with a guy only wearing one sock while talking to her lawyer - I was shocked

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