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He wouldnt break up with himself and make time for me!0
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she wouldn't share her makeup0
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She used my Lipstick to frame her Lover's lover!0
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Hey! that was one time only! We broke up because you think the worst of me
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She forgot about the time she hit on my Brother and that other time she hit on my Sister!0
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She cried over spilled milk.0
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Only eats using a spork0
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She was really angry @iamangrydoug0
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Wasn't fond of my Hulk tenancies!
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She turned green 0_o I just couldn't handle it! ;p0
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Ahhh....sad but true...0
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She turned green when I cooked0
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He tried to eat my oreos!0
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She wouldn't share her oreos0
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She drank all of the milk while eating the leftover oreos0
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I was horrendous in bed0
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He was always taking pictures of himself in the mirror.0
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she always gave me that look when she wanted something.... that something was always painful and torturous
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She thought that 'painful' and 'tortuous' were bad things... and not just the beginnings of something more.0
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He was scary looking0
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He scares me!
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She kicked out my pet cat0
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she always jumped out at me under the bed wearing IT clown mask......was the straw that broke the camels back
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She didn't like my jokes0
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He flashed his goods to everyone at the coffee shop and I had to bail him out of jail.0
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he told me I was pretty.... these jokes were mean
she always bailed on our nights out together.... I felt alone 0 -
This was her pet she calls Cat! And in my House!!!
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She didn't like my cat0
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iamangrydoug wrote: »He flashed his goods to everyone at the coffee shop and I had to bail him out of jail.
The only reason I went to jail is because u laughed at it!! I started crying and for got to pull my pants back up then the stupid cop came in!!!0
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