We broke up because...
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I hated her mom0
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expected to have a foot massage every night0
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he didnt like waldo0
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She wouldn't let me look for waldo every night.0
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he could never find waldo0
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He raided my choco stash!0
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made her twin watch and gauge my performance while we did it...so weird!0
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Uses the word gauge0
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He was only into missionary.....0
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she was slow.0
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Wait? We what?0
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he came too quick0
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he thought pulling my hair was extreme0
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and the light on was hardcore0
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my virgin ears couldn't handle the light on, but pulling hair maybe..0
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she claims her ears are virgin0
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couldnt put both her legs behind her head0
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He was hotter than me0
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wanted a contortionist.....0
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Dont do spanks0
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I couldn't find her.0
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Didn't dig the stache0
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faked a moustache.0
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Look like he is from orange is the new black...0
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pipsqueak1990 wrote: »Look like he is from orange is the new black...
BAHAHAHAHa, I'm done0 -
I called it a day ... I couldn't keep up!0
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there was a stripper pole and glitter in the living room0
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She cheated on me with her husband!0
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he thought I was into guys0
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