We broke up because...

slimgirljo15

I loved his junk...not breaking up

g44219

I woke up handcuffed and her standing over me with a riding crop and a crazy look in her eyes!

MKGIRL110tnm

He was addicted to porn

g44219

she wouldn't watch a flick with me.

PewterSky

Was a die hard twilight fan, had all the dialogues memorized and I was frankly tired of watching it over and over with him. He also ate all the popcorn and drank all the soda.

monstalosta

loved harry potter more than she did me

LacednLace

Chose her quidditch buddies over spending time together.

g44219

I couldn't get her interested in quidditch. It's a real man's sport

slimgirljo15

Was upset because the bite marks took too long to heal

g44219

she bit too hard and in odd places

monstalosta

Always had teeth marks all over

g44219

haha wasn't into biting

slimgirljo15

Preferred sucking over biting

LacednLace

was intimate with way too many people.

slimgirljo15

Wasn't intimate at all....

ladykate26

Had better teeth than me and I got too jealous

MKGIRL110tnm

Was looking in the mirror and checking her self out more than me

LacednLace

Her blue eyes earned her a ton of attention. Figured she be better off mingling than tied down

g44219

I tried to get her to wear leather but she preferred lace

LacednLace

He wouldn't watch Outlander with me if I was wearing lace instead of leather.

Irishdude441

she wore a red sox shirt!!

g44219

That damn Irish yankee drank all my whiskey!

MissRheingold

stole my sunglasses

slimgirljo15

Lost her sunglasses but blamed me

LacednLace

Irishdude441 wrote: »

she wore a red sox shirt!!

Um hello....they're awesome. Love my Red Sox.

slimgirljo15

I liked blue sox hahaha

MissRheingold

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

Lost her sunglasses but blamed me

blames me for everything

slimgirljo15

Wouldn't take responsibility for anything

MissRheingold

takes credit for everything

g44219

always had to have the last word