We broke up because...
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She asked me for my fantasies and then acted them out0
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Spnneils glasses worked better and he saw what I really look like!
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He totally broke all of my rules!!0
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She has so many damn rules!0
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that A $$ hole cursed too much!
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And he couldn't even remember the first rule...never leave the house naked0
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Her second rule was "i never want to see you naked"0
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Was always naked - even when the plumber was working on the kitchen sink0
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I had an affair with the plumber
He couldn't forgive me. 0 -
He spied on me when he was supposedly at work!0
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Even the plumber was better0
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She'd call the plumber to come "fix" things even though she knew I was a Plumber!0
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She had affairs with all of the guys (and a few ladies) who came to the house0
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He showed off to much0
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She was too young to be on this thread!0
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I was too old for her, she liked them young.0
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She didnt like that I felt young!0
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She would pull my pig tails and tell me I had cooties.0
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She has COOTIES!!! 0
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Would talk during movies, the whole time, then would get mad because I wouldn't answer her.0
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Always had her hand in the popcorn 0
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Was mad because I was actually only interested in eating the popcorn!
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Got us thrown out for throwing popcorn at peoples heads!0
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Only wanted to go to the xrated movie theaters.0
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I Had to see her work!0
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Hung out with porn actors/actresses0
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Had enough porn he could have ran his own shop. Not enough room for my stuff.0
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She was a Hoarder and had too much "Stuff"!0
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She had so much stuff I had no room for the stocks and the rack, let alone our other adult toys0
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