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We broke up because...

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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    I'm sorry but I can't deal with the every growing amount of sister wives 155 seems to be enough!
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
    Her idea of a good time was watching me cut the grass.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He cut grass naked and all of our neighbors fell in love with him.
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    He cut grass naked and all of our neighbors fell in love with him.

    Didn't feel like love when the cops showed up.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He was giving us a bad reputation in the Neighborhood!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She cared about what everyone else thought, except me.
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
    She would always drop things and asked me to pick it up.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Hey! at home I want to be myself and be able to wear my hair natural and not have to wear make-up over my dark circles! You're supposed to Love me for me!!! :bawling:

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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She let herself go! I mean she would pee ANYWHERE she was!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Wouldn't give up her relationship with @Spnneil06
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
    he was jealous of @Spnneil06 and @Wildflower0071
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
    He would say no to everything.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    There was some strange love hexagon going on. I couldn't ever remember who was dating who!
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
    She would always have these brain farts, never remembered who she was with.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He would wear different disguises to try and confuse me.
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
    She confused me by being confused about confusion of who she was confused about
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    She was always confused and insisted on wearing disguises to bed
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
    Wtf is going on?!?!?
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    I always had to explain what was going on around him. "Honey, apparently there are three guys in my bedroom and I don't know which one I am dating!"
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
    deviboy1592 wrote: »
    Wtf is going on?!?!?

    Confusion...broke up with him because he didn't know what was going on
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
    Always made me feel that these are the "days of our lives"
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He was addicted to soap operas and wouldn't get a job. Felt like I was being used.
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
    WOOHOOO!!! One of Three!!!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Spent all day watching Maury and Springer ..... she thought real life was like a soap opera....
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Had a huge crush on Maury and Jerry, thought they were silver foxes.
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
    She tried to make me watch Riki lake, wtf?
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    I found out he lost his virginity to Ricki Lake, before the weight loss.
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
    she kept posting memes of silver foxes named Maury and Jerry
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
    She kept calling me Geraldo in bed
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    I worried about him, he thought his previous boyfriend was a girl.

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