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We broke up because...

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  • aesthetikk
    aesthetikk Posts: 2,816 Member
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    tried to make love to a tree
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    No way no how am I ever breaking up with you. ..got it >:)
  • kangakev
    kangakev Posts: 2,430 Member
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    she booked our holiday..she went to Hawaii..I ended up in Iraq
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    I hate roo steaks
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    She called me roo steaks, apparently it wasn't a compliment.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
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    She kept talking about some guy named Roo
  • Belle8312
    Belle8312 Posts: 2,151 Member
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    He kept talking to himself.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
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    She was a very private person, never let me into her inner circle
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Minion Puppet Show, need i say more??
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
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    Was afraid of my "puppet" -- she kept screaming something I couldn't understand
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He dumped me after I lost too much weight, kept saying I wasn't half the woman I used to be.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
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    She became anorexic and literally wasn't half the woman she was -- insisted on weighing "everything"
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    I found him in bed with the woman's world champion sumo wrestler!
  • aesthetikk
    aesthetikk Posts: 2,816 Member
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    she didnt satisfy all my needs
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He wanted me to do weird things with flutes!
  • GDLAZ
    GDLAZ Posts: 3,785 Member
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    Her brass smelled funny...
  • racerguy
    racerguy Posts: 27 Member
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    She wouldn't let me take my flute to band camp.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,835 Member
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    He still attended Band Camp!
  • cboehm
    cboehm Posts: 462 Member
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    I wanted to wear all her shoes
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
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    She had a shoe fetish

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