We broke up because...
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Lol, she got us kicked out of five restaurants that day thanks to her friskiness!0
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This was his happy face0
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We got banned from the changing rooms at the store next to our favorite restaurant0
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I discovered his stash of nudie photos of all the neighbourhood women!0
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Was so busy typing long posts on a fitness site..there was never any time for me ..0
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She had gazillions of online Lovers and no time for me!0
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She cheated on me for jo0
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She wasnt into the group thing0
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She talked about getting a group together and I always assumed she meant putting a band together, not what she really meant!
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lol She didnt like to travel0
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she had more luggage than Madonna0
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she lied to me - she wasn't really a virgin - she was "Like A Virgin"0
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I think she said I had bags! Not sure if she meant saddle bags or under eye bags, Either way RUDE!!!0
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Couldn't see how much my louis vuitton. .luggage meant to me0
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she was never in vogue0
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She had a sexual attraction to all the ladies on in En Vogue0
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she had a crush on the new Caitlyn Jenner0
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Hated my cat0
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His cat hated me0
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I was allergic, so he'd make me sleep on the couch so the cat could sleep with him!
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the cat would give crazy eyes to me during sexy time...not cute0
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I could get bad with that one but I'll keep it rated PG!
She thought my cat looked like her her uncle Festus
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she thought a one-eyed, one-eared, two legged cat was cute0
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She never sang that song right! It goes like this:
It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
(One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater)
A one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me
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Exaggerated everything...the kitty didn't fly till she kicked it
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