We broke up because...
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I told him I liked her movie not music! See he never pays attention!0
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she was always saying on thing and meaning another0
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He didn't agree that it was a Woman's prerogative to change her mind!0
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she changed her mind more than she changed her underpants0
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He wouldnt by me any new undies, and said I'd have to wait until the elastic wore out before I could get new ones!0
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she wore underpants with the days of the week embroidered on them........0
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She made fun of me not remembering what day it was so I got these new underwear to remind me. My last Girlfriend thought they were cute!!!0
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she couldn't remember what day it was, so she never got the right underpants on on the right days.....
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She sabotaged them! I had them in order!!!0
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she thought I would actually touch them..........
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She said I had Cooties!0
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it wasn't cooties it was crabs0
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Thats it! Im never cooking Sea Food for you again!!! 0 -
thought that sauce was a little crunchy.......0
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She was on the sauce and got a hold of a Mexican bottle of tequila! She ate the worm! Yuck!!!0
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whenever she was in a funk, she would go out in the garden and eat worms. Pout.0
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She traded me for a younger and hotter girlfriend0
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She was way to old for me! ;p0
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She enjoyed making fun of my old age loudly thinking I had impaired hearing! *shakes cane at her*0
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I bought her a Hurry Cane for Christmas and she threw it at my head!0
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LOL - you all crack me up! Good night!0
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Goodnight Dear!
She was always on Crack! 0 -
Goodnight Rhe... Sleep well x
What you brought fab, was a hurricane of bills and debt!0 -
You led me to believe you were rich!!!0
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Was a gold digger0
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She didnt like my Occupation as a Miner! She thought I should be home Barefoot and pregnant instead of doing a "Man's Job!"0
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she went mining and brought earthworms for dinner! gross!!0
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He wouldn't give our healthy new diet a go..
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She came in with a bucket of worms and said, "Either the fish eat it or you eat it!!"0
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He would sulk for days and ignore me! Had a worse case of PMS than I did...0
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