We broke up because...
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I realized that too much sex is actually possible.0
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he rendered me speechless...........0
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I don't like coffee very much0
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She wouldn't share her specialty coffee0
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She called my Sexuality "Specialty Coffee" !0
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She didn't appreciate my specialty creamer...
So I had to cool whip her!0 -
All he wanted to do was fly his kite0
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She never wanted to play0
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She wanted to play Doctor but not Fun (get naked and I'll exam you) Doctor She freaken wanted to play Brain Surgeon!
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she was to above my head for me0
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Everything I said went over her her head0
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i got in over my head with her0
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She liked red heads0
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He ended up being a guy.. Smh, I've really gotta stop drinking0
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He always blamed it on the Alcohol!0
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She kept saying, "listen to your mother"0
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He called me Mom!0
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She wouldn't let me call her mom0
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Things got a Little awkward in the Boudoir!0
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He had a serious case of Oedipus complex0
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Hahaha0
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He laughed at the most inappropriate times! Usually when I was undressing!
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Hated my cooking0
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She was a terrible cook and always burned the Sushi! You're not supposed to cook it dear!0
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She criticized everything!0
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He was a Dork, I couldnt help myself!!!
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haha She called me a dork! I thought she liked dorks0
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He was soooo touchy.........
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He thought I said I liked Dorks but I actually said I like Bjork!0
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she had horrible taste in music0
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