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We broke up because...
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He was too old for me and couldnt keep up with my hiking and skydiving so would just stay home all the time!
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she was everywhere all the time except when i was needed her0
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Wouldn't let me go anywhere
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Got mad when I wouldnt let him go out to Play! ;p0
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was too controlling0
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mad because I could use the Remote control, and he was Duh!
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kept hiding the remote, and stealing the batteries0
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needed the batteries for my toys and he didnt want to play0
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more interested in her toys0
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he wouldnt rub oil on me0
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She always used all the Olive Oil! How was I supposed to Cook??0
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she wouldn't ever cook with butter0
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she stole the covers0
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She stole my wallet0
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She stole my underwear!
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She lied..neither one of us wears underwear 0
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I asked her to go Commando with me and she brought these home!
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^ who knew guns scared her
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She had big strong legs that she used to crack me like a nutcracker0
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She'd always threaten me with a Nut Cracker but I didnt even have nuts! 0
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She wanted me to wear a sock in my panties so I could look like I had nuts.0
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I was always missing one sock to each pair, then I found out why!!! 0
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she had a secret addition to socks0
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He accused me of stealing.0
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I found out she was a Cat Burglar!0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »I asked her to go Commando with me and she brought these home!
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She didnt have an Rse!0
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she was just worried about the jewels0
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She Pawned all of my Jewels!0
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