We broke up because...
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Kept taking selfies, even during lovin' time0
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Nope can't break up
.thats in the contract right0 -
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didnt like me posting the videos to pornhub0
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I recognized @siport from a few vids on PornHub; I knew that I could never measure up.0
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Watches way to much pornhub I felt neglected0
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'Neglect' is relative, she seemed to be only interested in me to gain access to my shop, tools, and materials so that she could explore her interest in Steam Punk. Little did she know that working together we could have accomplished much more than she could sneaking-around the shop on her own.0
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He stole my underwear and stretched them out when he wore them.0
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she use to smother me in her dirty undies while I was sleeping.0
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Blamed Spnneil for his dirty undie fetish.0
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Colaborated with Spnneil to place ants in my work pants0
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alcoholic0
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Photo bomber0
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Steals dirty underpants from people's laundry0
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You farted during sexy time0
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lmaoNoogsofthenorth wrote: »You farted during sexy time
she thought dutch ovens during sexy time was ...well, sexy
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He was mean to me lol0
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She ran off the neighbour0
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Every morning we'd have a bunch of people jumping I to bed with us. It got tiresome0
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She got tired when other people jumped in bed0
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Enjoyed the other bodies in our bed way to much...no energy left for me
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I broke the canopy bed swinging from it.0
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the relationship was broken from the start the bed was the last straw0
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Tried to smother me with her lover's undies0
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She would poke my eye with a straw while I slept0
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She had weird sexual fantasies and straws were involved!
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I just liked drinking chocolate milkshakes in bed and she thought I was weird0
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The weird part was that she did this while she was actually sleeping!0
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She kept stealing my makeup!0
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She lies because we wear completely different make up!0
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