We broke up because...

SuzyQAzureblue

he would obsess over his phone. Always looking down at it. I wanted his attention

Alisontheice

He was too sane. I like em a little crazy

Ria_StayingFit

He was too young and my kids couldn't handle it.

Becka4Real

She wouldn't take me and my kids

slimgirljo15

She couldn't get me pregnant I really wanted kids

avalonms

She kept looking in my closet.

slimgirljo15

Omg ...and the things i found in the closet....way...wayyyyyy wayyyyyy too kinky...

Noelv1976

Likes to sniff other people's butts

FabulousFantasticFifty

He didnt take me on that Beautiful Nature hike!

slimgirljo15

Was checking for signs of your damage

avalonms

She sold sanctuary.

kendall916

Wouldn't play a game of chess

cklbrown

She only wanted to play games

SwitzEngine

She never wanted to play

slimgirljo15

I wanted to play...but he said my games were a little kinky

siport

would never do big Kink always thought small ;p

FabulousFantasticFifty

Said I had a small mind!

kngrill

always wanted to make out in the dark, never with the lights on

slimgirljo15

*giggle*...said cute things like ...make out ..

I wanted diiiirrttyyyy

Spnneil06

She wouldn't let me take a shower.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She hadn't showered in weeks after hanging out with Slim!

Spnneil06

I caught her playing strip catch phrase

FabulousFantasticFifty

She gets drunk and strips for everyone else!

Spnneil06

She insisted on cleaning our floors with coca cola, it was so sticky!

FabulousFantasticFifty

She snorted too much coke! your supposed to drink it Dear!

Spnneil06

She thought I had a drug problem because I took vitamins!

FabulousFantasticFifty

Her "Vitamins" were Blue!

Spnneil06

She hated that I took children's smurf vitamins.

kjm3579

She was so childish

KelARita7

He could never let loose and have fun