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We broke up because...

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  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    she herself didn't know her name's pronunciation. how could she expect me calling her name 'correctly'. I'd had it!
  • adobrev
    adobrev Posts: 108 Member
    He told me to call him daddy o.o
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    yeah! so what! I like role playing! She hated everything apart from the missionary!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Hahahaha...good one ...

    Had an awful lot of visitors to her bedroom...told me they watching tv
  • adobrev
    adobrev Posts: 108 Member
    arian10daddy wrote: »
    yeah! so what! I like role playing! She hated everything apart from the missionary!

    You mean doggy...but it's whatever, just another reason to add to the reasons why we broke up -.-' lol :)
  • adobrev
    adobrev Posts: 108 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Hahahaha...good one ...

    Had an awful lot of visitors to her bedroom...told me they watching tv

    She kept screaming penis at the top of her lungs at Walmart
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    she made a list of reasons to break up with me... and memorized them like a kid cramming an essay!
  • adobrev
    adobrev Posts: 108 Member
    He couldn't handle my bdsm fetish -.- tsk tsk
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    she thought cramming an essay was BDSM!
  • adobrev
    adobrev Posts: 108 Member
    He wouldn't write my essays so I failed out of college... TERRIBLE BOYFRIEND. Jk
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    she wanted me to do all her work! she just hadn't grown up!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I tied him up like he asked..beat his *kitten* with a paddle...and he just cried...didn't enjoy it at all :#
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    she was too graphic in all her descriptions of movie scenes!
  • adobrev
    adobrev Posts: 108 Member
    She didn't beat my *kitten* with a paddle like she did with her ex -.- jealous.
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    she wanted her <star><star><star><star><star> beaten with a paddle... She didn't like my kisses there!
  • adobrev
    adobrev Posts: 108 Member
    He kept picking my nose while I was sleeping
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    edited June 2015
    her plastic nose would keep on falling when she snored while sleeping!
  • adobrev
    adobrev Posts: 108 Member
    He stole my plastic nose! And sold it on eBay...for fifty cents :(
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    she priced her 'accessories' on ebay... Would sell them from my account to get her snuff!
  • kjo77
    kjo77 Posts: 75 Member
    Had a secret eBay obsession. Even tried to sell my dog
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    she would keep her dog in the fountain all the time... The dog was better off without her, and so was I!
  • adobrev
    adobrev Posts: 108 Member
    He dated me to get in my dads pants !
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    she had a 'double deal'.. You fukk me, you fukk my dad too! I was outa there!
  • kjo77
    kjo77 Posts: 75 Member
    He was jealous the dog was a better swimmer in the fountain
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    the dog barely stayed afloat to stay alive and she thought the poor soul loved to swim!
  • adobrev
    adobrev Posts: 108 Member
    He was 10 years old but looked 21!
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    she referred to herself as 'he' all the time
  • adobrev
    adobrev Posts: 108 Member
    Didn't like how I had both lady and male parts :0 best of both worlds baby!
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    she was a male... male was a she... was a she male... or was she a she male? I was confused!
  • adobrev
    adobrev Posts: 108 Member
    He was always confused. Couldn't deal with it anymore,

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