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We broke up because...

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  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
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    She wouldn't spread anything....
  • WMDemetree
    WMDemetree Posts: 3,923 Member
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    she used too much syrup... in bed
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He was dropping pens for other ladies!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Wanted me to meet the family -- when I did they were a bunch of guys in suits with violin cases.
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
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    didn't want me to meet his family In case I scared them off! :no_mouth:
  • pipsqueak1990
    pipsqueak1990 Posts: 791 Member
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    I knew she would scare my family off !!!
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
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    Wanted her to wake me up like Sarandon woke up Spader in White Palace...but she wouldn't
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    I caught him role playing with other ladies in our bed!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    No, we were playing with rolls -- we started making sandwiches and one thing let to another
  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
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    He refused to use Condiments
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
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    He always ate all my relish
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    It was messy when we made love, she wanted to be coated in condiments
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
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    So much laundry I couldn't keep up he kicked me out
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Didn't keep up with the housekeeping -- she wanted me to hire a maid -- I hired a hooker instead
  • pipsqueak1990
    pipsqueak1990 Posts: 791 Member
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    her sparkly pens were sooo cool .... she didnt want me any more!!
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
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    She stole all my stickers.
  • pipsqueak1990
    pipsqueak1990 Posts: 791 Member
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    she didnt find the stickers on my nipples funny :(
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
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    Actually I did and when I laughed she didn't like it
  • pipsqueak1990
    pipsqueak1990 Posts: 791 Member
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    She laughed at my saggy breasts!!!
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
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    She laughed at my lack of breasts.

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