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We broke up because...

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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She would rotate me and my sister!
  • buffer221
    buffer221 Posts: 4,751 Member
    asked me to dress as my sister
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Kept stealing my skirts and calling them kilts.
  • burpeepenalty
    burpeepenalty Posts: 33 Member
    edited June 2015
    Better tan than i
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    edited June 2015
    Her abs were better than mine. Was a little jealous
    ilfaith wrote: »
    Kept stealing my skirts and calling them kilts.

  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    ilfaith wrote: »
    Kept stealing my skirts and calling them kilts.

    She disappears for long periods of time and I miss her
  • buffer221
    buffer221 Posts: 4,751 Member
    would never let me out of site for even a minute
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He was a Kleptomaniac And If I didnt keep an eye on him he would be in jail right now!
  • TheBeerRunner
    TheBeerRunner Posts: 2,777 Member
    She kept taking my beer out of the fridge for other things, like food.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He threw away my Homemade enchiladas just because he needed the space! :angry:
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    I loved her echiladas butbshe wouldn't make them
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I made her enchiladas..she said they were inedible......chocolate goes in everything doesnt it ??
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She made TERRIBLE Mole!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She had a huge mole on her forehead. Couldn't look past it.
  • TheBeerRunner
    TheBeerRunner Posts: 2,777 Member
    She thought the Gobots were better than the Transformers.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    NEVER!!! Bumble bee would be severely offended!
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    She held her fork overhanded, like the shovel technique
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He didnt know which was the salad fork!
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    He flipped one night and tried to stab to me in my jugular with a fork because he didn't like the meatloaf
  • MissRheingold
    MissRheingold Posts: 2,013 Member
    her favorite saying was 'fork you!!!'
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    She would always turn her back and never spoon with me.
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    She would spoon but never fork. (I'm sorry I had to. You set me up for it)
  • MissRheingold
    MissRheingold Posts: 2,013 Member
    LOL -- he couldn't keep his utensils straight......
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He was always sorry after he talked dirty, i think he was shy! ;p
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    Lmao it's all good!

    He bought all these utensils to bed and tried to toss my salad. No go for me. :o
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Instead of tossing my Salad She made me toss my cookies! :lol:
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    Her cookies were always rock hard! I like my cookies soft and other things rock hard ;)
  • MissRheingold
    MissRheingold Posts: 2,013 Member
    my fresh, warm, soft baked cookies were never enough for her.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She was always telling people how warm & soft her "cookies" were! :open_mouth:
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    She said more cushion for the pushin and tried to fatten me with her delicious cookies!

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