We broke up because...
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never tried hard enough0
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He was never hard enough
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I caught her putting Viagra in my Protein Shake0
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caught here dealing viagra0
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the chocolate sprinkles on her "Fabulous Sundaes" she made me was actually rat poison0
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She was paranoid!0
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she made me paranoid0
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She really was trying to kill me0
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she had murder delusions0
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He had Murder Tendencies!0
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said i was weird when i said i would love to participate in a Murder Mystery Dinner0
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she wore heels in bed0
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he didn't realize the sexy heels were meant to be removed by him as part of the striptease0
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She's right!!!0
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she made me wear heels and strip0
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Hahahahahahaha!
I laughed so hard I died!0 -
snorted when laughing0
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apparently, comedy killed her, so we never got too far.0
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no sense of irony0
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She didnt strip for me
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she striped for everyone everywhere0
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he wanted me to be spontaneous and I was, but it backfired on him0
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He didn't need to strip at all, his favorite sporran was a transparent bit of plastic placing everything in full view. Sadly, the twig-n-berries took quite a burn last week from an unusually sunny day. The subsequent peeling of damaged flesh was a bit much.she striped for everyone everywhere
@ind1983 I could still be hes, but she came to her senses and left (*sigh*)0 -
He always wore that kilt without anything under, even when working on the roof!0
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didn't understand rule one of kilt, nothing worn under otherwise its a skirt0
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He wore the kilt because his skirts were at the drycleaners0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He wore the kilt because his skirts were at the drycleaners ...hilarious....she was always joking...never serious
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she was jealous of my legs0
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lmfao!FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He wore the kilt because his skirts were at the drycleaners
his awesome legs inspired me to take the "European route" all over, but he didn't jive with thatshe was jealous of my legs
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She was Hairier than a Sasquatch! 0
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