We broke up because...
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She was always eatin fab's cookies. I suspected hanky panky going on!0
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He called it Hanky Panky I said Nookie we just couldnt agree!0
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haha
I knew it! I just thought she said cookie! 0 -
My idea of Fab's cookies and his milk didn't work for him.0
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haha what? wait??? I think it was that we just didn't communicate very well.0
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He was too into Girl Scouts.0
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I'm still laughing about the milk and cookies!
She didnt like my Girl Scout Uniform!0 -
She wasn't a Girl Scout. Not sure where she got the uniform. Come to think of it, I'm not sure sure where most of her stuff came from.0
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She accused me of being a thief!
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things kept going missing from my house0
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I found out he was Pawning everything we had to finance his Addiction to Porn!
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she didn't understand my organizational style0
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He had no style unless you call Urkel Stylish!0
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She said she liked a little scruff so i thought overalls and not shaving was gonna turn her on...I was wrong.0
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Her style is kinda early-hardware-store.....0
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she wanted me to dress like Al from tool time. I don't think so Tim!0
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I thought Bob Villa was sexy...she didn't, when we role played0
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yeah, well, a handyman he wasn't, for sure...0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He never wanted to get creative in the boudoir!
My wife was the same. Got stale so ended up wandering 3 times90 -
MissRheingold wrote: »yeah, well, a handyman he wasn't, for sure...
She wanted a Handyman Instead of this Handy Woman!
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He never wanted to get creative in the boudoir!
My wife was the same. Got stale so ended up wandering 3 times9
Just in case you dont know, this is just a game we play with each other so you respond to the above poster's response! Not real stories just made up funny stuff!
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She said we couldnt paint the house purple0
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She had a big fascination with Barney and wanted little Barneys running all over the house!0
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She got high and saw purple dinosaurs everywhere0
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he didnt care for dinosaurs. barney is great! how could you not love a purple dinosaur?!
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He made me throw away my Medical Marijuana!
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she was over medicating0
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he kept asking for little blue pills0
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Lol
She was frustrated with my ED
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