We broke up because...

BaconBae

she always overcomplicated things

madhu1981

she asked Bridge position often ; she doesn't know its really complicated

g44219

He knew all these weird positions I had never heard of. I think he was a gigolo before I met him

Misshodge64

I could plank LONGER!!!

g44219

she got the 7 year itch

arian10daddy

he would scratch his groin itch with his hands literally anywhere! even while have food at a formal dinner party!

MissRheingold

he was always providing a little too much information......

TMI

kjo77

He didn't wash his hands after scratching said itch

arian10daddy

I couldn't figure out what side of the line he/she belonged to...

Motivated_Liz

Because he couldn't handle the truth that he had a good thing.

arian10daddy

kjo77

He didn't wash his beard

arian10daddy

she didn't like the beard!

kjo77

He didn't like that I didn't like the beard

socksoffortitude

She cheated on me with a fountain! Look at her! Posing with it and everything!

arian10daddy

she was a claw creature...

socksoffortitude

arian10daddy wrote: »

she was a claw creature...

Don't judge me, beardy!

adobrev

He had dreamy eyes, I couldn't handle it anymore. killing me softly lol

slimgirljo15

Wasn't a rug muncher after all

arian10daddy

she was a claw creature with an attitude

kjo77

She didn't like I was in an one sided open relationship

slimgirljo15

She ran off with the neighbours wife

adobrev

She wouldn't share her beautiful blond hair >=[

arian10daddy

she was nothing to look at... seriously! a grey shadow, was all she was!

kjo77

Couldn't handle that I didn't want to share

slimgirljo15

Shared with everyone...

PewterSky

Couldn't pronounce my name correctly! Even after 3 years together!

adobrev

Ate my stuffed animal monkey!:(

arian10daddy

she asked me to call her 'few-tar-ski'

PewterSky

He called me foot-arr-ska!