Do you think you could ever be married to a slutty girl?

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  • babydiego87
    babydiego87 Posts: 905 Member
    This is ridiculous.
  • this thread is trolltastic
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    How many guys can I sleep with until I get labelled a sloot?

    Between 350 and eleventy million.

    Phew, I am still marriage material. All my dreams shall come true now!
  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
    in b4 raging sloots
    Wizard

    lol saw thread title, made prediction left satisfied

    Your crystal ball is obviously far superior to OPs.
  • babydiego87
    babydiego87 Posts: 905 Member
    I dated a slut. Emphasis on the past tense.
    And she dated an *kitten*. Kewl~~~!
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    I think my husband and I might both be that. I think it's why he's able to accept me as I am, and vice versa. I also think it's why we know what it takes to keep our marriage safe from invaders and don't play the "oh he/she's just a friend, and I have the right to have friends outside of marriage game." We both know that when the right genitalia are in front of you, it's like saying no to a big juicy chocolate cake. Better not to even go in the bakery in the first place. We hold each other accountable to THAT line instead of tap dancing on the edge like other people seem to be able to do.

    Quite the volatile marriage you have there despite your pre-set ideal. There's bound to have some marital equivocation to arise in the ensuing years.

    inconceivable.jpg

    http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/equivocation

    It means incongruity. A sense of ambivalence and ambiguity. Just because you saw the word, "expression" and thought, "Hey, it doesn't fit there" doesn't mean it was an incorrect usage.

    no, it's not used correctly there and of course, the grammatical construction of that sentence in which you used it is appalling. stop trying to pretend that you have a deeper command of the language than you actually do and you might be able to get your points across more easily in the future.
    " the grammatical construction of that sentence in which you used it is appalling. "
    Lulz, I was gonna post that part. Where you didn't correct my syntactically incorrect structure. Since I'm replying to everyone in haste and don't have time to check.

    But the usage is correct. Go back to school. It's basically incongruity. Stop trying to act so smart, dunce.

    equivocation =/= incongruity

    you are clearly the "one child left behind".

    IN, for the finding of this exchange hilarious.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Just stay single and you'll never have to worry about it. Throwing in a vasectomy would do wonders too :flowerforyou:
  • Mikkimeow
    Mikkimeow Posts: 1,282 Member
    This is like me asking if I should take a guy with a giant ego and a small d*** to meet my family. Maybe all your past girlfriends knew your little secret and decided to be more tactile. Stop throwing the word slut around like only feminists and hippies are offended by your disgusting personality.

    Edited to also state that your usage of the English language is annoying, stop being a tool.
  • chantelp89
    chantelp89 Posts: 590 Member
    I essentially married a slutty guy. Is that the same thing?

    Better hang on to him. One night at some pal's bachelor party and you'll get an incoherent text the next morning about him being in bora bora with an "associate"
    It's ok. I will have most likely picked out the "associate" ; )
  • DizzieLittleLifter
    DizzieLittleLifter Posts: 1,020 Member
    ROFLMAFAO!
  • craigmandu
    craigmandu Posts: 976 Member
    I essentially married a slutty guy. Is that the same thing?

    Better hang on to him. One night at some pal's bachelor party and you'll get an incoherent text the next morning about him being in bora bora with an "associate"
    It's ok. I will have most likely picked out the "associate" ; )

    And this is why I love you! Rock on!
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    How many guys can I sleep with until I get labelled a sloot?

    One billion.

    Oh woops then I misspoke, me and hubby have some catching up to do. We only have slept with more people than we would have preferred the other had. Honestly, more than we would have preferred for ourselves really. If only we'd met sooner. *shrugs*
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    In for swinging!!!!! :bigsmile:


    oh, wait . . .what was that dear? Oh. Okay. That sounds painful. Never mind. :angry:
  • CurvaciousBeautyToBe
    CurvaciousBeautyToBe Posts: 100 Member
    I don't think it's a bad thing for the dude's to get involved with a reformed tramp. My boyfriend seems to like it since he's now reaping the benefits of my expertise in that department. lol.
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    How many guys can I sleep with until I get labelled a sloot?

    Between 350 and eleventy million.

    Phew, I am still marriage material. All my dreams shall come true now!

    Don't worry princess your knight in shining armour will rescue you one day.
  • tallulahthunderbird
    tallulahthunderbird Posts: 138 Member
    Mmm, slut shaming. My favorite! :explode:
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    How many guys can I sleep with until I get labelled a sloot?

    Between 350 and eleventy million.

    Now, how many guys can I *kitten* to before I get labelled a slut?
  • honeysprinkles
    honeysprinkles Posts: 1,757 Member
    I can't imagine it would be half as bad as marrying a bloke that subscribed to sexist ideals like women being 'sluts'.
    agreed!
  • craigmandu
    craigmandu Posts: 976 Member
    How many guys can I sleep with until I get labelled a sloot?

    Between 350 and eleventy million.

    Now, how many guys can I *kitten* to before I get labelled a slut?

    There's a limit on that...?????

    ETA: You need to test this immediately!
  • matthew_b
    matthew_b Posts: 137 Member
    I think my husband and I might both be that. I think it's why he's able to accept me as I am, and vice versa. I also think it's why we know what it takes to keep our marriage safe from invaders and don't play the "oh he/she's just a friend, and I have the right to have friends outside of marriage game." We both know that when the right genitalia are in front of you, it's like saying no to a big juicy chocolate cake. Better not to even go in the bakery in the first place. We hold each other accountable to THAT line instead of tap dancing on the edge like other people seem to be able to do.

    Those are good rules even without a history. Far too many aren't successful at tap dancing the edge and end up heartbroken.
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    See, I think 'slut' is such and open ended word. I'm sure there are people, even here, that would classify me as slutty. I post provocative pictures, I'm very flirty, I'm open about sexual talk and joke about it often. But the thing is that nobody here knows my sexual history.....and even if they did it wouldn't mean anything. The number of people I have or haven't slept with in no way defines me. Slut is such a superficial term.
  • Kilokata
    Kilokata Posts: 111
    TROOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL THREAAAAD
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  • honeysprinkles
    honeysprinkles Posts: 1,757 Member
    I guess the real question is..Can you?

    I can only guess that this is you and you are having questions about the success rate of such a relationship for the long haul. It obviously isn't something you can feel comfortable with. Drop her and find someone you can feel comfortable with. Don't confuse love with lust! Good luck to you!

    I don't mind sluts. They're just not fit to meet my parents and my relatives though
    I find you very unlikeable.
  • pestopoli
    pestopoli Posts: 111 Member
    I can't imagine it would be half as bad as marrying a bloke that subscribed to sexist ideals like women being 'sluts'.

    I like you.
    YUP. This guy seems to equate women being "Fiendish in bed" (re: enjoying their own adult sex lives) with being morally bankrupt. I bet he ends up married to a girl with ideas repressive as his own, and then complains that she never wants to have sex with him.
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    How many guys can I sleep with until I get labelled a sloot?

    Between 350 and eleventy million.

    Now, how many guys can I *kitten* to before I get labelled a slut?

    Definitely around 420. ( assuming using one guys photo/s in a continuous session and not switching photos during)
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
    How many guys can I sleep with until I get labelled a sloot?

    Between 350 and eleventy million.

    Now, how many guys can I *kitten* to before I get labelled a slut?

    Hand jobs don't count. Now dry humping....
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    I married a total slut. He runs around topless about 90% of the time, posts scantily clad photos of himself online, always seeking attention from the opposite sex....

    So yes. And yes.
  • pestopoli
    pestopoli Posts: 111 Member
    TROOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL THREAAAAD

    hehehe I heard this comment in my head in like a Bender-from-Futurama voice
  • matthew_b
    matthew_b Posts: 137 Member
    How many guys can I sleep with until I get labelled a sloot?

    One more than the guy you're dating.
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