Here's an excercise tip that will change your life forever

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  • M_J992
    M_J992 Posts: 76
    lol try the cow position if you can push hard enough
  • branflakes1980
    branflakes1980 Posts: 2,516 Member
    DopeItUp wrote: »
    I tried this but I just peed all over the floor in front of the toilet. My wife is PISSED. Suggestions?

    Get a divorce, she's blocking your gainz bro.

    LOL!!!

  • sofaking6
    sofaking6 Posts: 4,589 Member
    ljmorgi wrote: »
    Women who hover over the toilet seat in public restrooms are the reason there's pee on there in the first place.

    EXACTLY! My favorite are the "ladies" who put down the paper cover, then pee all over it and the seat and then leave it. Chicks are just as disgusting as men, believe it.

  • AsaThorsWoman
    AsaThorsWoman Posts: 2,303 Member
    That changed nothing in my life. I want my money back.
  • Eire228
    Eire228 Posts: 238 Member
    kellypence wrote: »
    NOOOOOOOOOO. This does not allow the pelvic floor muscles to relax during urination, a completely necessary function of the very intricate neurological interplay between the bladder and pelvic floor. Doing as you've suggested puts women especially at risk for short/tight/painful pelvic floor spasms. Just sit and pee/poop, leave the exercises out of the bathroom!

    A message from your friendly neighborhood Women's Health Physical Therapist

    Oh snap, is that really true? I squat over the toilet ALL THE TIME. It has nothing to do with exercise (though I often wonder if I have stronger legs muscles because of it!), but more because I prefer not to sit on public toilets. I don't squat over my own. I also hike and camp a lot, and, well, it's tough to sit on something out in the woods...
  • Eire228
    Eire228 Posts: 238 Member
    ljmorgi wrote: »
    Women who hover over the toilet seat in public restrooms are the reason there's pee on there in the first place.

    Ok ok, you're right, but what if someone else peed on it first?? I don't want to wipe it up, and I'm not sitting on it. So I also squat. I do realize that I'm continuing the cycle, but if I go in and it's clean, I don't squat. So that makes it ok? :)
  • DopeItUp
    DopeItUp Posts: 18,771 Member
    DopeItUp wrote: »
    I tried this but I just peed all over the floor in front of the toilet. My wife is PISSED. Suggestions?

    Get a divorce, she's blocking your gainz bro.

    I KNEW IT! SABOTAGE
  • dougpconnell219
    dougpconnell219 Posts: 566 Member
    M_J992 wrote: »
    I love push ups

    Should I position myself over the toilet to do those too?

    I recommend eating out of a dog bowl on the floor. Each pushup earns you a bite.

    Then you go do your toilet squats.

    I also have the shower head installed 9 feet high, over a pullup bar. You have to do a pullup to get your hair wet.
  • _Zardoz_
    _Zardoz_ Posts: 3,987 Member
    M_J992 wrote: »
    Here's something that will change your life forever. It might be difficult at first but after a few tries you will get the hang of it and never be able to go back to your old ways:

    Always use the toilet in a sumo squat position with the seat up, without ever actually touching the toilet. Here's an example of a sumo squat:

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    This will help you develop your hips, core, glutes, hamstrings and quads.

    You also never have to touch public toilets ever again..

    You're welcome :-)

    I assume you get exercise with the Mop afterwards as well. So you get a cardio workout as well. Genius
  • M_J992
    M_J992 Posts: 76
    M_J992 wrote: »
    I love push ups

    Should I position myself over the toilet to do those too?

    I recommend eating out of a dog bowl on the floor. Each pushup earns you a bite.

    Then you go do your toilet squats.

    I also have the shower head installed 9 feet high, over a pullup bar. You have to do a pullup to get your hair wet.


    Here's another tip that I already regret posting: Try to *kitten* while doing an exaggerated yoga cow pose. I'm not gay but I swear it feels 10 times better!
  • shanaber
    shanaber Posts: 6,423 Member
    M_J992 wrote: »
    I love push ups

    Should I position myself over the toilet to do those too?

    I recommend eating out of a dog bowl on the floor. Each pushup earns you a bite.

    Then you go do your toilet squats.

    I also have the shower head installed 9 feet high, over a pullup bar. You have to do a pullup to get your hair wet.

    Hahahaha - love this! The only problem is I can't do a pull up! Hmmm maybe if I push off the shower wall and swing really hard! as long as I don't have soap on my hands I should be ok, right? :)

  • roxielu0422
    roxielu0422 Posts: 102 Member
    I love turkey
  • DopeItUp
    DopeItUp Posts: 18,771 Member
    M_J992 wrote: »
    I love push ups

    Should I position myself over the toilet to do those too?

    I recommend eating out of a dog bowl on the floor. Each pushup earns you a bite.

    Then you go do your toilet squats.

    I also have the shower head installed 9 feet high, over a pullup bar. You have to do a pullup to get your hair wet.

    You are a genius. Now quick to patent these ideas and sell them to Beachbody for a million dollars.
  • Th3Ph03n1x
    Th3Ph03n1x Posts: 275 Member
    DopeItUp wrote: »
    I tried this but I just peed all over the floor in front of the toilet. My wife is PISSED. Suggestions?

    Straw?

    OMG...LOL
  • Camo_xxx
    Camo_xxx Posts: 1,082 Member
    Squatting toilets are great as an inventive to remain limber as we age. To bad they are not more popular in western culture.
  • sofaking6
    sofaking6 Posts: 4,589 Member
    Camo_xxx wrote: »
    Squatting toilets are great as an inventive to remain limber as we age. To bad they are not more popular in western culture.

    Yeah since I have a knee full of scar tissue that doesn't bend all the way that is just really 'to" bad...

  • Ninkyou
    Ninkyou Posts: 6,666 Member
    This isn't conducive to my 'reading time'.
  • jennifershoo
    jennifershoo Posts: 3,198 Member
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  • LoneWolfRunner
    LoneWolfRunner Posts: 1,160 Member
    This is just stupid. Really? This thread is like a deleted scene from One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest.
  • goddessofawesome
    goddessofawesome Posts: 563 Member
    M_J992 wrote: »
    I love push ups

    Should I position myself over the toilet to do those too?

    I recommend eating out of a dog bowl on the floor. Each pushup earns you a bite.

    Then you go do your toilet squats.

    I also have the shower head installed 9 feet high, over a pullup bar. You have to do a pullup to get your hair wet.

    Dang it! I wish I thought about raising the shower when we put it in years ago.

    Off to do my push ups now! I think there's still some kibble in my dogs bowl!

  • goddessofawesome
    goddessofawesome Posts: 563 Member
    Eire228 wrote: »
    ljmorgi wrote: »
    Women who hover over the toilet seat in public restrooms are the reason there's pee on there in the first place.

    Ok ok, you're right, but what if someone else peed on it first?? I don't want to wipe it up, and I'm not sitting on it. So I also squat. I do realize that I'm continuing the cycle, but if I go in and it's clean, I don't squat. So that makes it ok? :)

    Yeah unfortunately once there's pee on the seat it's a downward spiral. Although when I'm drunk I realllllly don't care.

    I knew a guy who owned a janitorial business and he said that women were the most disgusting ones out there as far as bathrooms go. I completely agree with that.

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