Help!! I have toothpaste poos!

odusgolp

OK, I do have toothpaste poos, but that's not what I need help with.

I need a free alternative to MS Visio to document procedures & flowcharts. I loved Smart Design, but my trial period is over, and my company isn't purchasing it.

Anyone know of a free alternative for me??

odusgolp

PEOPLE! THIS IS SERIOUS!

ElemenopeeZ

I was told this was the toothpaste poo support group. Am I in the wrong place?

odusgolp

Nah. Come on in... Tell me all about it. Can you at least wipe clean?






Too far?

Derp_Diggler

So, did it hurt when the crazy set in?

odusgolp

No, but it hurts that no one has a free alternative to Visio for me.



It hurts.

It cuts me deep.

AbnormalSymmetry

You sure its toothpaste?

homerjspartan

SwannySez

http://www.smartdraw.com/software/visio-alternative.htm

ElemenopeeZ

It takes a few wipes but my belly is upset and my kid and husband make fun of me. My name around the house has become PoopasaurasRex...it hurts my feelings.

EmilyJackCO

I've used this within the IT industry: http://www.edrawsoft.com/visio-replacement.php

That might help. There's also some others out there, but this one I've used.

Mr_Bad_Example

So when you have toothpaste poo, do you have to squeeze from the bottom or from the top?

Cindy4FunFit

_Tink_

A Listerine chaser will help with those poos. Or burn like Hades...can't remember....

odusgolp

SwannySez wrote: »

http://www.smartdraw.com/software/visio-alternative.htm

I love you long time.

odusgolp

Mr_Bad_Example wrote: »

So when you have toothpaste poo, do you have to squeeze from the bottom or from the top?

You just grab it at all angles like a MAN! Or, like this little girl.

odusgolp

ElemenopeeZ wrote: »

It takes a few wipes but my belly is upset and my kid and husband make fun of me. My name around the house has become PoopasaurasRex...it hurts my feelings.

People should be much more sensitive to your colon and rectum and their needs. I'm sorry you're going through this. My thoughts and prayers are with you during this difficult time.

SwannySez

ElemenopeeZ wrote: »

It takes a few wipes but my belly is upset and my kid and husband make fun of me. My name around the house has become PoopasaurasRex...it hurts my feelings.

COME ON! Yer like 50 feet from me. Boundaries, man!

SwannySez

turtlez23

What is toothpaste poo? lol