Help!! I have toothpaste poos!
OK, I do have toothpaste poos, but that's not what I need help with.
I need a free alternative to MS Visio to document procedures & flowcharts. I loved Smart Design, but my trial period is over, and my company isn't purchasing it.
Anyone know of a free alternative for me??
I need a free alternative to MS Visio to document procedures & flowcharts. I loved Smart Design, but my trial period is over, and my company isn't purchasing it.
Anyone know of a free alternative for me??
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PEOPLE! THIS IS SERIOUS!0
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I was told this was the toothpaste poo support group. Am I in the wrong place?0
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Nah. Come on in... Tell me all about it. Can you at least wipe clean?
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So, did it hurt when the crazy set in?0
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No, but it hurts that no one has a free alternative to Visio for me.
It hurts.
It cuts me deep.0 -
You sure its toothpaste?0
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It takes a few wipes but my belly is upset and my kid and husband make fun of me. My name around the house has become PoopasaurasRex...it hurts my feelings.0
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I've used this within the IT industry: http://www.edrawsoft.com/visio-replacement.php
That might help. There's also some others out there, but this one I've used.
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So when you have toothpaste poo, do you have to squeeze from the bottom or from the top?0
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A Listerine chaser will help with those poos. Or burn like Hades...can't remember....0
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Mr_Bad_Example wrote: »So when you have toothpaste poo, do you have to squeeze from the bottom or from the top?
You just grab it at all angles like a MAN! Or, like this little girl.
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ElemenopeeZ wrote: »It takes a few wipes but my belly is upset and my kid and husband make fun of me. My name around the house has become PoopasaurasRex...it hurts my feelings.
People should be much more sensitive to your colon and rectum and their needs. I'm sorry you're going through this. My thoughts and prayers are with you during this difficult time.
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ElemenopeeZ wrote: »It takes a few wipes but my belly is upset and my kid and husband make fun of me. My name around the house has become PoopasaurasRex...it hurts my feelings.
COME ON! Yer like 50 feet from me. Boundaries, man!0 -
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What is toothpaste poo? lol0
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My husband uses Open Office for a Microsoft Word ripoff alternative. They have a version of visio.0
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@turtlez23
Toothpaste poo: picture brown toothpaste? coming out of your butt... and you can't just wipe it away, it takes many wipes and sometimes multiple flushes due to it's sticky nature. there's no such thing as being able to pinch it off0 -
ElemenopeeZ wrote: »It takes a few wipes but my belly is upset and my kid and husband make fun of me. My name around the house has become PoopasaurasRex...it hurts my feelings.
COME ON! Yer like 50 feet from me. Boundaries, man!
What??? No one invited you in here! Get out of my bathroom!0 -
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I like to refer to this as the "pudding *kitten*". Same deal. An entire roll of TP is useless. USELESS!!0
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I has free toothpaste samples...0
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