So who's the hottest guy/girl on MFP?

parys1

Ill vote for whoever can tell me how to get hamster blood out of a silk shirt. That's my limitus test for hotness. Also I need to know. Like, now.

Have you tried staining it with the opposite of hamster blood?

Hawk blood?

I was thinking distilled water, but yours sounds way more bad *kitten*!

The Hawk and The Hamster sounds like a story of polar opposites.

Or a wacky crime-fighting duo.

What would truly make it a wacky crime-fighting duo, would be to have the hamster dominate and the hawk be the sidekick.

*fireworks* This needs to be a graphic novel. *Goes off to find his crayons.*

I want creative input.

The only issue I can see is that the hamster us most definitely dead. Hence the hamster blood stained silk shirt. Can the hamster be a zombie?

See, the dead part wasn't clear in your original post. I assumed it was a minor shaving accident. But as it is, yeah I think zombie hampster crime fighter only makes for a more interesting story!

But we need some sort of hook, I fear zombie crime fighting hamsters are passe.

CrankMeUp

supahstar71 by a mile.

We are never ever ever getting back together, whierdo.

But baby!

Mother_Superior

Ill vote for whoever can tell me how to get hamster blood out of a silk shirt. That's my limitus test for hotness. Also I need to know. Like, now.

Have you tried staining it with the opposite of hamster blood?

Hawk blood?

I was thinking distilled water, but yours sounds way more bad *kitten*!

The Hawk and The Hamster sounds like a story of polar opposites.

Or a wacky crime-fighting duo.

What would truly make it a wacky crime-fighting duo, would be to have the hamster dominate and the hawk be the sidekick.

*fireworks* This needs to be a graphic novel. *Goes off to find his crayons.*

I want creative input.

The only issue I can see is that the hamster us most definitely dead. Hence the hamster blood stained silk shirt. Can the hamster be a zombie?

See, the dead part wasn't clear in your original post. I assumed it was a minor shaving accident. But as it is, yeah I think zombie hampster crime fighter only makes for a more interesting story!

But we need some sort of hook, I fear zombie crime fighting hamsters are passe.

Lemme get Stephanie Meyer on the phone. She has the best ideas!

whierd

supahstar71 by a mile.

We are never ever ever getting back together, whierdo.

But baby!

She means nothing to me!

CrankMeUp

I would read the story if you changed the hamsters to guinea pigs!

Mrsallypants

I would say the lady who started the thread is far up on the list.

Barbellerella

supahstar71 by a mile.

We are never ever ever getting back together, whierdo.

But baby!

She means nothing to me!

whierd

I would read the story if you changed the hamsters to guinea pigs!

Ewwwww!!

But guinea pig noises are cute.

PepperWorm

Ill vote for whoever can tell me how to get hamster blood out of a silk shirt. That's my limitus test for hotness. Also I need to know. Like, now.

Have you tried staining it with the opposite of hamster blood?

Hawk blood?

I was thinking distilled water, but yours sounds way more bad *kitten*!

The Hawk and The Hamster sounds like a story of polar opposites.

Or a wacky crime-fighting duo.

What would truly make it a wacky crime-fighting duo, would be to have the hamster dominate and the hawk be the sidekick.

*fireworks* This needs to be a graphic novel. *Goes off to find his crayons.*

I want creative input.

The only issue I can see is that the hamster us most definitely dead. Hence the hamster blood stained silk shirt. Can the hamster be a zombie?

See, the dead part wasn't clear in your original post. I assumed it was a minor shaving accident. But as it is, yeah I think zombie hampster crime fighter only makes for a more interesting story!

But we need some sort of hook, I fear zombie crime fighting hamsters are passe.

Lemme get Stephanie Meyer on the phone. She has the best ideas!

Omfg, I was like 'My name! How'd you know?'

My name is Stephanie Myers though. The author spells her name Stephenie. Just a heads up. ;P

Oh, and yes I get plenty of *kitten* for my name. I've heard it all.

CrankMeUp

supahstar71 by a mile.

We are never ever ever getting back together, whierdo.

But baby!

She means nothing to me!

guess i will take back that outfit...

Mother_Superior

I would read the story if you changed the hamsters to guinea pigs!

Hamster, guinea pig. Potato, potato.

poedunk65

I am of course!!!

CrankMeUp

I would read the story if you changed the hamsters to guinea pigs!

Ewwwww!!

But guinea pig noises are cute.

I make the best guniea pig noises EVER.

parys1

I would read the story if you changed the hamsters to guinea pigs!

Ewwwww!!

But guinea pig noises are cute.

I make the best guniea pig noises EVER.

I find the guinea pigs a bit too robust. The hamster is a little more under the radar.

whierd

I would read the story if you changed the hamsters to guinea pigs!

Ewwwww!!

But guinea pig noises are cute.

I make the best guniea pig noises EVER.

Yes you do!

PikaKnight

Did someone say zombie hamster?



Or was that zombie guinea pigs?

Mother_Superior

I would read the story if you changed the hamsters to guinea pigs!

Ewwwww!!

But guinea pig noises are cute.

I make the best guniea pig noises EVER.

I find the guinea pigs a bit too robust. The hamster is a little more under the radar.

They are robust, but I find that a nice rosé wine softens the flavor a little.

runner2runner

For me it's a tie between catrinah and MNA76! Can't decide between the two! Help anyone?

Otterluv

I would read the story if you changed the hamsters to guinea pigs!

Hamster, guinea pig. Potato, potato.

Nuh uh, hamsters are gross and creepy (their eyes look like they are just going to fall off), whereas guinea pigs are cute and still small enough to hide and sneak about.

Karleh

Gonna have to vote for myself