So who's the hottest guy/girl on MFP?

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  • parys1
    parys1 Posts: 2,072 Member
    Ill vote for whoever can tell me how to get hamster blood out of a silk shirt. That's my limitus test for hotness. Also I need to know. Like, now.

    Have you tried staining it with the opposite of hamster blood?

    Hawk blood?

    I was thinking distilled water, but yours sounds way more bad *kitten*!

    The Hawk and The Hamster sounds like a story of polar opposites.

    Or a wacky crime-fighting duo.

    What would truly make it a wacky crime-fighting duo, would be to have the hamster dominate and the hawk be the sidekick.

    *fireworks* This needs to be a graphic novel. *Goes off to find his crayons.*

    I want creative input.

    The only issue I can see is that the hamster us most definitely dead. Hence the hamster blood stained silk shirt. Can the hamster be a zombie?

    See, the dead part wasn't clear in your original post. I assumed it was a minor shaving accident. But as it is, yeah I think zombie hampster crime fighter only makes for a more interesting story!

    But we need some sort of hook, I fear zombie crime fighting hamsters are passe.
  • CrankMeUp
    CrankMeUp Posts: 2,860 Member
    supahstar71 by a mile.

    We are never ever ever getting back together, whierdo.

    But baby!

    :angry:
  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
    Ill vote for whoever can tell me how to get hamster blood out of a silk shirt. That's my limitus test for hotness. Also I need to know. Like, now.

    Have you tried staining it with the opposite of hamster blood?

    Hawk blood?

    I was thinking distilled water, but yours sounds way more bad *kitten*!

    The Hawk and The Hamster sounds like a story of polar opposites.

    Or a wacky crime-fighting duo.

    What would truly make it a wacky crime-fighting duo, would be to have the hamster dominate and the hawk be the sidekick.

    *fireworks* This needs to be a graphic novel. *Goes off to find his crayons.*

    I want creative input.

    The only issue I can see is that the hamster us most definitely dead. Hence the hamster blood stained silk shirt. Can the hamster be a zombie?

    See, the dead part wasn't clear in your original post. I assumed it was a minor shaving accident. But as it is, yeah I think zombie hampster crime fighter only makes for a more interesting story!

    But we need some sort of hook, I fear zombie crime fighting hamsters are passe.

    Lemme get Stephanie Meyer on the phone. She has the best ideas!
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    supahstar71 by a mile.

    We are never ever ever getting back together, whierdo.

    But baby!

    :angry:

    She means nothing to me!
  • CrankMeUp
    CrankMeUp Posts: 2,860 Member
    I would read the story if you changed the hamsters to guinea pigs!

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  • Mrsallypants
    Mrsallypants Posts: 887 Member
    I would say the lady who started the thread is far up on the list.
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
    supahstar71 by a mile.

    We are never ever ever getting back together, whierdo.

    But baby!

    :angry:

    She means nothing to me!
    Slap.gif
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I would read the story if you changed the hamsters to guinea pigs!

    KJnk9.gif

    Ewwwww!!

    But guinea pig noises are cute.
  • PepperWorm
    PepperWorm Posts: 1,206
    Ill vote for whoever can tell me how to get hamster blood out of a silk shirt. That's my limitus test for hotness. Also I need to know. Like, now.

    Have you tried staining it with the opposite of hamster blood?

    Hawk blood?

    I was thinking distilled water, but yours sounds way more bad *kitten*!

    The Hawk and The Hamster sounds like a story of polar opposites.

    Or a wacky crime-fighting duo.

    What would truly make it a wacky crime-fighting duo, would be to have the hamster dominate and the hawk be the sidekick.

    *fireworks* This needs to be a graphic novel. *Goes off to find his crayons.*

    I want creative input.

    The only issue I can see is that the hamster us most definitely dead. Hence the hamster blood stained silk shirt. Can the hamster be a zombie?

    See, the dead part wasn't clear in your original post. I assumed it was a minor shaving accident. But as it is, yeah I think zombie hampster crime fighter only makes for a more interesting story!

    But we need some sort of hook, I fear zombie crime fighting hamsters are passe.

    Lemme get Stephanie Meyer on the phone. She has the best ideas!

    Omfg, I was like 'My name! How'd you know?'

    My name is Stephanie Myers though. The author spells her name Stephenie. Just a heads up. ;P

    Oh, and yes I get plenty of *kitten* for my name. I've heard it all.
  • CrankMeUp
    CrankMeUp Posts: 2,860 Member
    supahstar71 by a mile.

    We are never ever ever getting back together, whierdo.

    But baby!

    :angry:

    She means nothing to me!
    Slap.gif

    guess i will take back that outfit...
  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
    I would read the story if you changed the hamsters to guinea pigs!

    KJnk9.gif

    Hamster, guinea pig. Potato, potato.
  • poedunk65
    poedunk65 Posts: 1,336 Member
    I am of course!!!
  • CrankMeUp
    CrankMeUp Posts: 2,860 Member
    I would read the story if you changed the hamsters to guinea pigs!

    KJnk9.gif

    Ewwwww!!

    But guinea pig noises are cute.

    I make the best guniea pig noises EVER.
  • parys1
    parys1 Posts: 2,072 Member
    I would read the story if you changed the hamsters to guinea pigs!

    KJnk9.gif

    Ewwwww!!

    But guinea pig noises are cute.

    I make the best guniea pig noises EVER.

    I find the guinea pigs a bit too robust. The hamster is a little more under the radar.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I would read the story if you changed the hamsters to guinea pigs!

    KJnk9.gif

    Ewwwww!!

    But guinea pig noises are cute.

    I make the best guniea pig noises EVER.

    Yes you do!
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Did someone say zombie hamster?

    ugly-hamsters.jpg

    Or was that zombie guinea pigs?

    zombie+guinea+pigs.jpg
  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
    I would read the story if you changed the hamsters to guinea pigs!

    KJnk9.gif

    Ewwwww!!

    But guinea pig noises are cute.

    I make the best guniea pig noises EVER.

    I find the guinea pigs a bit too robust. The hamster is a little more under the radar.

    They are robust, but I find that a nice rosé wine softens the flavor a little.
  • runner2runner
    runner2runner Posts: 1,937 Member
    For me it's a tie between catrinah and MNA76! Can't decide between the two! Help anyone?
  • Otterluv
    Otterluv Posts: 9,083 Member
    I would read the story if you changed the hamsters to guinea pigs!

    KJnk9.gif

    Hamster, guinea pig. Potato, potato.

    Nuh uh, hamsters are gross and creepy (their eyes look like they are just going to fall off), whereas guinea pigs are cute and still small enough to hide and sneak about.
  • Karleh
    Karleh Posts: 45 Member
    Gonna have to vote for myself
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    I would read the story if you changed the hamsters to guinea pigs!

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    I love guinea pigs. Stolen. :flowerforyou:
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
    Gonna have to vote for myself
    We aren't even talking about that anymore.. you gotta keep up dude!
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    I would read the story if you changed the hamsters to guinea pigs!

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    Hamster, guinea pig. Potato, potato.

    Potato. PERTATERZ!
  • Otterluv
    Otterluv Posts: 9,083 Member
    I would read the story if you changed the hamsters to guinea pigs!

    KJnk9.gif

    Hamster, guinea pig. Potato, potato.

    Potato. PERTATERZ!


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  • I won't say :angry:
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    supahstar71 by a mile.

    We are never ever ever getting back together, whierdo.

    But baby!

    :angry:

    She means nothing to me!
    Slap.gif

    can you give him one of those from me too barbellarella? i mean since your hand's already sore and stuff. dont' wanna mess up my manicure.
  • CrankMeUp
    CrankMeUp Posts: 2,860 Member
    I won't say :angry:

    thank you.
  • MzCongeniality70
    MzCongeniality70 Posts: 352 Member
    I want you all :wink: :drinker:
  • parys1
    parys1 Posts: 2,072 Member
    I would read the story if you changed the hamsters to guinea pigs!

    KJnk9.gif

    Ewwwww!!

    But guinea pig noises are cute.

    I make the best guniea pig noises EVER.

    I find the guinea pigs a bit too robust. The hamster is a little more under the radar.

    They are robust, but I find that a nice rosé wine softens the flavor a little.
    I still find them gamy and it lessens the poetic flow of the original premise of The Hawk and the Hamster.
  • healthymissfit
    healthymissfit Posts: 648 Member
    me. duh. lol jk