Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

susan5481

Snake handler

Pandemonium_

Manager at a packaging facility. Only does it so she can pop the bubble wrap.

pizzamyheart

Works for PopSecret consoling the popcorn seeds that don’t pop so that they don’t have hurt feelings.

KimberlinaB

Works at the Heinz ketchup factory as a double agent, and is secretly helping the tomatoes escape.

lx1x

She's the getaway driver for the double agent

pizzamyheart

Dresses as a bird in the spring and runs around the neighborhoods trying to help baby birds learn how to fly.

Pandemonium_

Known as Mrs. Butterworth on the local rave dance scene. Gets her nickname from her creative use of butter and syrup in her dancing.

pizzamyheart

Known as Mr. Flappy on the same local rave dance scenes because of his extravagantly ruffled shirts and his preference for wearing no pants.

Pandemonium_

Shes a robotics expert with a focus on wearable microbots that remove cat hair from clothing. No one knows what she does with the collected hair, but she also runs a glue on beard stand at the local fleamarket on the first Tuesday of each month

pizzamyheart

Cheers up sad clowns.

PaperDoll_

Creates intricate soap sculptures and sells them at flea markers and various street corners around town.

pizzamyheart

Drives a bus for nuns who have formed a pro wrestling team.

Pandemonium_

Current champion of the underground Boggle invitational.

PiscesIntuition

Works at a record store that also sells comics.

Pandemonium_

Meets people outside thrift stores and offers her tag switching services. For a nominal fee she will switch the 2 dollar tags for a 50 center so they get a deal. A 2 dollar fee per tag switch.

PaperDoll_

Unemployed. Used to work at the thrift store until getting fired for pricing all the items he wanted for a penny and sending friends to purchase them for him while he worked.

Mtnbikn

Works at the DMV

pizzamyheart

provides comic relief at funerals

eelamme

Ketchup bottle tester

lx1x

Ketchup inspector.

eelamme

Fly fisherman

pizzamyheart

Gives homeless men free Dolly Parton makeovers

Pandemonium_

Runs an auditing service for those "guess how many gumballs in this jar" contests. Has to continuously recount the jar due to liking gumballs, but tells everyone that it's because shes a perfectionist.

pizzamyheart

licks the frosting off of your cake so you can consume less carbs

PaperDoll_

Stands by the door at Walmart with his yellow high lighter in hand ready to mark your receipt if you have unbagged items in your cart.

Pandemonium_

Claims to be with the GCSC (grocery cart safety commision) as she rides around in shopping carts yelling "Out of the way!! Im on an urgent mission" while "confiscating" cheese doodles and diet tab.

pizzamyheart

Has a secret panic room in which he spends hours writing erotic poetry involving unicorns under the pen name of "The Horny One"

Pandemonium_

Extremely upset by men being allowed to go bare nippled, she invented the "Mastie"(tm). Currently she places these pasties on sleeping men at the beach, hoping they'll catch on.

pizzamyheart

He spent years in a secret laboratory trying to create a room spray that duplicates the scent of steamed broccoli. He sells it to people who like to impress others into thinking they "eat healthy".

PaperDoll_

Fashions tinfoil chewing gum wrappers into braces. Stands near elementary schools at the end of the day and tries selling them to the children. Insist they'll look so cool.