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Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

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  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    He offers a cheap blanket service at hotels in which he will lay on top of you for warmth
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Worlds greatest spackle artist. Once spackled a rendition of Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah's couch that left critics in awe.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Geeksquad
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Dog whisperer
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    She collects used KFC buckets from the dumpster, extracts all the extra grease from them to bottle and sell as "personal lubricant"
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    He works for Little Debbie in quality control. His main responsibility is to make sure each snack cake is moist and has sufficient cream. He lost both arms in a terrible woodpecker incident last year so he can only use his toes.
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    Competes in professional Pizza tossing competitions!
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Started his own establishment that combines his two passions: drinking and exercising. There are no bar stools, just treadmills bellied up to the bar and P90x on every tv
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    He is a cycle coach for Peloton that has different background for each day to make it seem like he is traveling the world!
  • JeBeBu
    JeBeBu Posts: 258 Member
    Snake Milker, used to exclusively work for Nastassja Kinski, but has recently branched out to include the snakes of the Kardashians and 7 out of 10 of the Teen Moms...creating supermodels out of moderately famous, slightly attractive reality stars everywhere!
  • corinasue1143
    corinasue1143 Posts: 7,460 Member
    pizzamyheart wrote: »
    Sits in your refrigerator with a flashlight when the normal light is busted
    I need him now, please!
    @JeBeBu practices happy voodoo in New Orleans. Instead of poking needles in dolls, she pokes them with sucker sticks and rose bush thorns, trying to fill everyone’s lives with lollipops and roses.


  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    She is known as the Human Lint Roller. She covers herself in double sided sticky tape and offers to rub her body against yours to remove that pesky cat and dog hair. How many rubs depends on how much you pay.
  • WillWork2Fly
    WillWork2Fly Posts: 52 Member
    Fresh, never frozen pizza taste tester
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    Collects lint from peoples dryers and knits it into slippers for the homeless
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Collects homeless from behind dryers and knits them into frankensteins.
  • phoenixrising5721
    phoenixrising5721 Posts: 2,252 Member
    Cris Angel's sidekick
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Expert tweezer. His specialty is tweezing images into chest hair. You should see his Michael Jackson in full moonwalk tweeze job.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    Choreographs what he calls "ballets of flight" for sparrows to fly south for the winter with finesse so they can feel fancy.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    She is known as the The Black widow princess of Lambada, the forbidden dance. Over the years, 7 separate partners have died during performances. She just happened to have life insurance policies on each.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    He's known as Hobo Bob as he often can be found dressed like a clown and tricking homeless men named bob to smell his flower, which actually squirts water.
  • theodorefrost
    theodorefrost Posts: 2 Member
    Substitute Veggie Tales stunt double
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Sunscreen applicator at the beach
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Initially hired by Ragu (tm) to promote their sauce, which she does. However, her favorite demonstration of its effectiveness at the grocery store is to dip her head in it. "It makes the best hair gel"
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    edited August 2019
    Wanna be comedian but one particular person keeps tossing him rotten tomatoes so he's unemployed atm
    right @pizzamyheart
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    The little known "Billy". "Billy" was the third partner in the Cheech and Chong franchise that was removed due to a contract dispute. Cheek and Chong and Billy could've been great man.
  • Elliephantcrossing
    Elliephantcrossing Posts: 338 Member
    Wannabe-WWE wrestler who only signed the contract to do promo shoots in order to pick up some dates.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Farmer/Geneticist. Her lifelong passion in to breed a new strand of potato that grows pre-mashed inside the skin.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    He’s currently working on a new technique for dieting in which you use will power to make the bodies metabolism work faster while you nap.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Works on the cheap as a backup camera. Hangs on the back bumper and yells "THERES A CAR COMIN EARL". Her record is spotless, no backup accidents to date.
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    Is the caption of the real love boat as a side business he records all of the guests on the Love boat and post on www.XXX.com

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