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Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Stamp licker
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Retired used stamp collector.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Wizard
  • corinasue1143
    corinasue1143 Posts: 7,460 Member
    Teaches koalas to cuddle.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Teaches Koalas the concept of personal space.
  • jillcarslake
    jillcarslake Posts: 977 Member
    Actor
  • tinuz
    tinuz Posts: 1,123 Member
    You can hire her as a professional line stander, she will queue for you for a fee. (this actually excists)
    hourly wages depends on wanted product.....

    be warned....she will not stand in line for apple products...
  • FriendlyNeighborhoodEngineer
    FriendlyNeighborhoodEngineer Posts: 940 Member
    Programer
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    After winning the fourth grade spelling bee, he considers himself somewhat of an expert in the subject and therefore has designated himself as the Supreme Speller and spends his days correcting everyone's spelling on all social media platforms. Nothing gets past him. NOTHING.
  • FriendlyNeighborhoodEngineer
    FriendlyNeighborhoodEngineer Posts: 940 Member
    Professional slice of pizza
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    When you are on a diet she will slap "bad" food from your hand for a small fee
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    She works at the market in the produce section. If you slip her a $20 she'll fill your watermelon with vodka and help you sneak it past security.
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    potato skin factory supervisor
  • neilwij
    neilwij Posts: 1,634 Member
    Beer taster
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited September 2019
    Toothpaste ad model
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    Collects fuzz from in between the toes of homeless people and fashions it into socks that she sells on Etsy
  • tinuz
    tinuz Posts: 1,123 Member
    personal objector.
    when in court, you can hire her to shout "OBJECTION" to everything the other side says......
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    Professional pasta stuffer
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Call herself a "Rotatist". If it needs rotating, she can do it. Lunchmeats in the counter need rotating? Done. Tires ready for a rotation, also done. Lazy Susan, seasons of the earth explained, need your nipples twisted? Done, done, and DONE!
  • tinuz
    tinuz Posts: 1,123 Member
    Behavioral Modification Therapist consultant.......
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Head sponge bather at the retirement village :D
  • corinasue1143
    corinasue1143 Posts: 7,460 Member
    Also collects belly button lint from kangaroos and knits into tiny blankets for joeys.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    She has invented a new grocery sack that is part plastic, part paper, called Plapster. Her desire to invent this came from her desire to never have to hear "paper or plastic" at the grocery store again.
  • aracely2224
    aracely2224 Posts: 1,070 Member
    edited September 2019
    Information Security Analyst!
  • tinuz
    tinuz Posts: 1,123 Member
    on an office party she always puts the vodka in the punch bowl.....sometimes she isn't even employed there.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    He fondles cheese. We don't know why, actually, but he's always doing it.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Bikini Model for Papa Johns
  • KelleyCakes
    KelleyCakes Posts: 6,609 Member
    Violinist
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    She is a sliver pulled outter. Whenever kids get a sliver and they scream and cry because you need to get out the tweezers, she suddenly appears and does the dirty work for you so your kid will still like you. She doesn’t like kids anyways.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Shes a peelist. She roams the grocery store produce aisles, offering to peel things for you. Her seductive banana peeling is a customer favorite.

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