Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

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  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    Hair model, but just strand by strand.
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    s131951 wrote: »
    Hair model, but just strand by strand.

    Do I charge by the strand?? I’d be a bajillionaire!

    He is a movie extra, specializing as coma patients, corpses and men in space suits
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Arborist. Can frequently be found hugging a tree, telling it jokes, sharing a laugh. Her favorite is pine. Theres just something about a treeman with rough bark.
  • Crissypanda
    Crissypanda Posts: 872 Member
    jayne7470 wrote: »
    Student 👩‍🎓

    I am studying but not just a student
  • Crissypanda
    Crissypanda Posts: 872 Member
    Model
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    Sperm bank nurse, she helps men give donations.
  • Crissypanda
    Crissypanda Posts: 872 Member
    liftorgohome wrote: »
    Sperm bank nurse, she helps men give donations.

    Hahaha

    You are a gym sponser
  • rickigageby
    rickigageby Posts: 149 Member
    Accountant
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    One-woman street performer that acts out episodes of Night Court.
  • Crissypanda
    Crissypanda Posts: 872 Member
    A puppet on tv
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    Proctologist/'puppeteer'
  • Crissypanda
    Crissypanda Posts: 872 Member
    Don't like puppets
    Anger management teacher
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    Phlebotomist
  • timleederrn
    timleederrn Posts: 212 Member
    Spice Girl
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Owns a small brewery, makes no money though, drinks all the profits
  • timleederrn
    timleederrn Posts: 212 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Owns a small brewery, makes no money though, drinks all the profits
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Owns a small brewery, makes no money though, drinks all the profits

    Weirdly quite close

    Boxing glove sales woman

  • Okillhavecake
    Okillhavecake Posts: 4,855 Member
    Carries loads of beer in her pouch but keeps them all for herself
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    Text Wrapper
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited October 2019
    timleederrn wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Owns a small brewery, makes no money though, drinks all the profits
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Owns a small brewery, makes no money though, drinks all the profits

    Weirdly quite close

    Boxing glove sales woman

    Which part is close? Makes no money, drinks profits or owns brewery? :D

    @s131951 is an exotic dancer
  • timleederrn
    timleederrn Posts: 212 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    timleederrn wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Owns a small brewery, makes no money though, drinks all the profits
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Owns a small brewery, makes no money though, drinks all the profits

    Weirdly quite close

    Boxing glove sales woman

    Which part is close? Makes no money, drinks profits or owns brewery? :D

    @s131951 is an exotic dancer

    Def last two.

  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    Professional horse race better
  • tinuz
    tinuz Posts: 1,123 Member
    For a small fee she always makes sure your hair is not blowing in the wind....
    she is walking behind or besides you (depending of the wind direction) with a fan (size of the fan is depending on the wind speed of course.....DUH!!!)
    And when there is a gust of wind coming....she hits the fan and counter blows the wind....making your hair always pitch perfectomundo....where-ever, whenever....
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    The hottest thing on the club dance scene. They call him DJ forbidden. Its his life's work really. He finally found a way to fuse The Lambada with River-dancing. Look for the tour coming near you soon. The reviews are outstanding:

    "When he began to stomp, I began to cry"--- Madison from Pumpkin Spice, Maryland

    "There was a moment during his dance that the world stopped. I have never felt more forbidden than in that moment"---- Charlie from Mooseknuckle, Saskatchewan

    " I was sceptical, Ill be honest. When his hips swayed in a circle as his feet pounded the floor like my heart hammering in my chest....he made a believer out of me"---- Janice from Possumcrotch, Kentucky.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Writer for tv Dramadies
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Phlembotomist with a butt fetish. Will only draw blood from the rear end. Justifies this by saying "Thats where the blood pools best"
  • Crissypanda
    Crissypanda Posts: 872 Member
    Cricketer
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    She is an interpretive artist specializing in flatulence. When you fart, she draws you a portrait of what she feels it must look like, if we could actually see it. She's very popular among the hipsters and vegans.
  • TravelingNukeGuy
    TravelingNukeGuy Posts: 275 Member
    Pizzamyheart is a phlebotomist, who has a penchant for 80s music and movies, and is more of a Domino's person than a brick oven kinda person.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    Professional vintage train rider
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    She is a professional scale. She lays on the ground and lets people stand on her so she can guess their weight. She’s hasn’t gotten one right yet, but she never gives up.

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