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  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    Professional horse race better
  • tinuz
    tinuz Posts: 1,123 Member
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    For a small fee she always makes sure your hair is not blowing in the wind....
    she is walking behind or besides you (depending of the wind direction) with a fan (size of the fan is depending on the wind speed of course.....DUH!!!)
    And when there is a gust of wind coming....she hits the fan and counter blows the wind....making your hair always pitch perfectomundo....where-ever, whenever....
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
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    The hottest thing on the club dance scene. They call him DJ forbidden. Its his life's work really. He finally found a way to fuse The Lambada with River-dancing. Look for the tour coming near you soon. The reviews are outstanding:

    "When he began to stomp, I began to cry"--- Madison from Pumpkin Spice, Maryland

    "There was a moment during his dance that the world stopped. I have never felt more forbidden than in that moment"---- Charlie from Mooseknuckle, Saskatchewan

    " I was sceptical, Ill be honest. When his hips swayed in a circle as his feet pounded the floor like my heart hammering in my chest....he made a believer out of me"---- Janice from Possumcrotch, Kentucky.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Writer for tv Dramadies
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
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    Phlembotomist with a butt fetish. Will only draw blood from the rear end. Justifies this by saying "Thats where the blood pools best"
  • Crissypanda
    Crissypanda Posts: 872 Member
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    Cricketer
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
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    She is an interpretive artist specializing in flatulence. When you fart, she draws you a portrait of what she feels it must look like, if we could actually see it. She's very popular among the hipsters and vegans.
  • TravelingNukeGuy
    TravelingNukeGuy Posts: 275 Member
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    Pizzamyheart is a phlebotomist, who has a penchant for 80s music and movies, and is more of a Domino's person than a brick oven kinda person.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    Professional vintage train rider
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
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    She is a professional scale. She lays on the ground and lets people stand on her so she can guess their weight. She’s hasn’t gotten one right yet, but she never gives up.
  • TravelingNukeGuy
    TravelingNukeGuy Posts: 275 Member
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    AliNouveau wrote: »
    Professional vintage train rider

    Not even close, but that'd be cool! :) I was on a street car in NOLA.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    He drives the queen st streetcar
  • TravelingNukeGuy
    TravelingNukeGuy Posts: 275 Member
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    Lingerie Model and home interior decorator
  • KelleyCakes
    KelleyCakes Posts: 6,609 Member
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    T-shirt model
  • TravelingNukeGuy
    TravelingNukeGuy Posts: 275 Member
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    Manager at Cabela's, blogger of all things outdoors. :)
  • KelleyCakes
    KelleyCakes Posts: 6,609 Member
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    TravelingNukeGuy wrote: »
    Manager at Cabela's, blogger of all things outdoors. :)

    Baaaaaa! That's pretty great! 🤗

    If you're not a t-shirt model then I'd guess you in a nuclear power plant. 🤷‍♀️
  • TravelingNukeGuy
    TravelingNukeGuy Posts: 275 Member
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    KelleyCakes wrote: »
    TravelingNukeGuy wrote: »
    Manager at Cabela's, blogger of all things outdoors. :)

    Baaaaaa! That's pretty great! 🤗

    If you're not a t-shirt model then I'd guess you in a nuclear power plant. 🤷‍♀️

    Very good! I actually do work at nuclear plants around the country, but I'm no model. Thank you for saying though!
  • KelleyCakes
    KelleyCakes Posts: 6,609 Member
    edited October 2019
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    TravelingNukeGuy wrote: »
    KelleyCakes wrote: »
    TravelingNukeGuy wrote: »
    Manager at Cabela's, blogger of all things outdoors. :)

    Baaaaaa! That's pretty great! 🤗

    If you're not a t-shirt model then I'd guess you in a nuclear power plant. 🤷‍♀️

    Very good! I actually do work at nuclear plants around the country, but I'm no model. Thank you for saying though!

    Your name gave it away. 👍😉
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    She gives canoe tours of the local river
  • ctadams2827
    ctadams2827 Posts: 129 Member
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    She works at club She

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