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Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

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  • tinuz
    tinuz Posts: 1,123 Member
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    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Love toy of the poor and not so famous :D

    and still waiting for your call ;)
  • tinuz
    tinuz Posts: 1,123 Member
    edited September 2019
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    pimple popper....but only the difficult to reach ones
  • kq1981
    kq1981 Posts: 1,098 Member
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    Swim cap model
  • halflingpie
    halflingpie Posts: 1,582 Member
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    Prechews bubble gum to soften it up for nursing home residents.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Toenail manicurist.. for people who can't bend down to do their feet.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
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    She's a tour guide specializing in residential tours. Don't be surprised if someday you are sitting in your underwear at your kitchen table drinking coffee when all of a sudden the back door opens and you see her leading a group of wide eyed tourists as she says "And here is the back hall leading to the kitchen. On your right you'll see (insert your name here) drinking coffee and getting ready for a busy day of holding down the sofa. On your left you'll see the refrigerator, which appears to be a nice stainless steel double door. She'll open and close it, comment about the lights and say hello to @Pandemonium (who is inside turning them on and off as the door opens and closes), then lead the group into your bathroom. Don't worry...its just what she does.
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
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    When you hate a performance but are too polite to show it, pizzamyheart will get the job DONE.
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    pizzamyheart will relentlessly throw tomatoes* at the performance artist of your choosing!

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  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,311 Member
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    Commercial announcer. 😆
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
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    He is a world renowned toe nail length expert. He will lay in bed with you and instantly be able to tell you if your toe nails need a trim. He is booked months in advance for this speciality service.
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
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    They are a taste tester for dog bones!
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
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    He works at a doctors office in the Patient Insurance Department. He insures that the doctors have patients by jumping out at people from behind a corner and scaring them into heart attacks.
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
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    have you ever seen that guy on the runway with the flags directing the plane into the terminal? Well he is that guys boss!
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
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    pizzamyheart wrote: »
    She's a tour guide specializing in residential tours. Don't be surprised if someday you are sitting in your underwear at your kitchen table drinking coffee when all of a sudden the back door opens and you see her leading a group of wide eyed tourists as she says "And here is the back hall leading to the kitchen. On your right you'll see (insert your name here) drinking coffee and getting ready for a busy day of holding down the sofa. On your left you'll see the refrigerator, which appears to be a nice stainless steel double door. She'll open and close it, comment about the lights and say hello to @Pandemonium (who is inside turning them on and off as the door opens and closes), then lead the group into your bathroom. Don't worry...its just what she does.

    Finally some *kitten* recognition!

    Mr EPR is an Erongenous Personal Robot (hence his screen name), Model 312, software version 9.5 He is programmed to not only please his master, but to also make tuna melt sandwiches......with bacon. You have NOT lived until you've had a mind blowing EPR session and eaten a tuna melt off his cold, robotic chest.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
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    He listens to your voicemails, then dresses up in costume, including wigs, dresses, fake mustaches, and high heels and then acts out the messages. He is a one man show and plays all the parts of the conversation participants himself. Its his way of trying to help you work your brain to prevent alzheimers.
  • tinuz
    tinuz Posts: 1,123 Member
    edited September 2019
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    He's the toothfairy evil twin.....

    He's not changing teeth for money that he found under the pillows of small children, but instead he places the dentures stolen from the eldery under the pillows of teenage girls.......
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Rubber.. you want something rubbed he's your man.. bad back, he'll rub it, sore feet, he'll rub them.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
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    Worlds most talented ventriloquist. For a small fee she will embarrass your friends by throwing her voice and making it seem like they are making fart noises.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
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    He specializes in writing essays for the essay section of the MFP Premium Account applications. He will sell you an essay for whatever you are willing to spend. Depends how bad you want premium.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
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    She hangs out in the produce section and offers to squeeze fruit for you. She specializes in lemons, although she will squeeze anything smaller than watermelons. If she gets paid, she considers it a fringe benefit.

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