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Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

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  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
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    He will dress up like a mime and follow you around so that other people seem less annoying to you
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    edited September 2019
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    For those that do not have cable tv, she is a personal espn assistant. Re enacting every play from the nights games. For a small extra charge, she will pretend that your favorite sport is the single most important thing in the world. Replays cost extra.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
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    He sits with your car for hours and hours reading aloud things such as trivia, history books, math books, and science. He will even recite the periodic table. After several days he gives you a certificate that your car is now, indeed, a Smart Car.
  • Pandemonium_
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    She is known as a "Netflix Maven". For a low, low monthly fee, she will watch every show for you so that everything appears in the "watch it again" section. She especially appeals to completists and those with compulsive behaviors.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
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    For a small fee, he will pretend to murder you. Works great for getting out of an awkward date, or a bad day at work.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
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    She runs a service call "311" If you call she always answers by saying "311, whats your funmergency" Basically its a service for when you have something really fun to tell people, but no one to tell it to.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
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    Pandemonium_ wrote: »
    She runs a service call "311" If you call she always answers by saying "311, whats your funmergency" Basically its a service for when you have something really fun to tell people, but no one to tell it to.

    I always thought there should be a hotline for this. ^^^

    Teaches llamas how to spell their name phonetically
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
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    Shes the chief nut milker for the worlds most popular almond milk corporation. Those who have seen her in action always come away satisfied.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
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    World famous constipation artist. He will sit and drawer your caricature while you are trying to squeeze one out on the toilet.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
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    She sells the naming rights to her body parts on ebay.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
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    Wears an orange pointy hat and stands on the highway near construction areas. If you look too close he’ll tell you “nothing to see here, move along now”
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    edited September 2019
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    Commentator for bathroom visits at the airport. Follows you in and gives a play by play of your bowel movement in a very loud voice (unless you pay her to shut up)
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Hosts a radio show called Dr Love
  • tinuz
    tinuz Posts: 1,123 Member
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    at halloween you can hire her to stand in a dark corner and make squeeky noises when someone opens the door.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
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    For those feeling the empty nest syndrome, he will meet you at the grocery store and follow you throughout the aisles putting stuff in your cart, taking out healthy items, begging you for sugary cereal, ask for toys, have a tantrum when you say no, embarrass you by swearing at the produce, and ask you questions loudly such as "Remember when you scared the dog with that fart?" all so that you can remember "the good old days".
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    edited September 2019
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    Wears an orange safety vest and hardhat to the store. Carries a clipboard and monitors grocery cart driving skills. Blows her whistle and flags down weavers, squeekywheelers, and aisle blockers.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Teaches ducks to swim.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,311 Member
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    Teaches ducks how to quack.. 😆
  • neilwij
    neilwij Posts: 1,634 Member
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    He makes balloon animals
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,311 Member
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    He fills the wrestling pit with jello

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