Calorie Counter

You are currently viewing the message boards in:

Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

1189518961898190019011934

Replies

  • BW__NOTBW__NOT Posts: 809Member Member Posts: 809Member Member
    Played Moses in the sequel to The 10 Commandments.
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 222,683Member, Premium Member Posts: 222,683Member, Premium Member
  • pizzamyheartpizzamyheart Posts: 1,598Member Member Posts: 1,598Member Member
    Played the burning bush in the porn edition of The Ten Commandments
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 222,683Member, Premium Member Posts: 222,683Member, Premium Member
    Bush trimmer.. and topiarist
  • Pandemonium_Pandemonium_ Posts: 722Member Member Posts: 722Member Member
    Dog groomer. Only dies the front half, it's her specialty
  • AliNouveauAliNouveau Posts: 33,220Member Member Posts: 33,220Member Member
    Professional spice grinder
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 222,683Member, Premium Member Posts: 222,683Member, Premium Member
  • Pandemonium_Pandemonium_ Posts: 722Member Member Posts: 722Member Member
    Pocket checker for the tsa. Demands to check all the mens pockets. Doesn't wait for permission, digs right in
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 222,683Member, Premium Member Posts: 222,683Member, Premium Member
    Pocket checker for the tsa. Demands to check all the mens pockets. Doesn't wait for permission, digs right in

    Ohhh hi 👋 Pande.. he's my colleague actually he's been doing the job years longer than I.. a total professional :D
  • pizzamyheartpizzamyheart Posts: 1,598Member Member Posts: 1,598Member Member
    She is a professional measurement taker. When men need to have their measurements taken they always stand in her line because she always adds an extra inch or two.
  • Pandemonium_Pandemonium_ Posts: 722Member Member Posts: 722Member Member
    She is a donut inspector. Measures both the radius and circumference of donuts. Any time she finds anything off, she bites it until the dimensions fit her preferences.
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 222,683Member, Premium Member Posts: 222,683Member, Premium Member
    She is a professional measurement taker. When men need to have their measurements taken they always stand in her line because she always adds an extra inch or two.

    What can I say.. I'm good at my job.

    You know how KFC is finger licking good, well if you don't feel like licking your fingers she'll do it for you.

    @Pandemonium_ he's a chicken plucker.. from a long line of chicken pluckers
    edited September 23
  • pizzamyheartpizzamyheart Posts: 1,598Member Member Posts: 1,598Member Member
    She counts the square impressions in your waffles. If there isn't an even number she makes you get pancakes.
  • Pandemonium_Pandemonium_ Posts: 722Member Member Posts: 722Member Member
    Butter technician. She wanders around Cracker Barrels yelling at people and blowing a whistle when they use a sloppy butter slathering technique on pancakes and waffles. Swats their hand with a ruler, publicly shames them, then teaches them to correct swiping method.
  • pizzamyheartpizzamyheart Posts: 1,598Member Member Posts: 1,598Member Member
    He teaches the more rebellious amish how to do dance moves such as "The Butter Churn", "The Moonwalk" and "The Dougie". He is very popular in Pennsylvania and is known for his wooden shoes.
  • Pandemonium_Pandemonium_ Posts: 722Member Member Posts: 722Member Member
    Makes and sells her own Elderberry Jam. She neglects to mention that she sits nude in a large tub of the berries to crush them. The high anti oxident content keeps her looking young and beautiful.
  • pizzamyheartpizzamyheart Posts: 1,598Member Member Posts: 1,598Member Member
    He is currently self employed, working in his garage to invent a supplement that will
    Make flatulence smell like roses. In his research efforts he consumes seven bean burritos every day. He hasn’t even come close to actually inventing anything yet, mostly he sits and watches Netflix while consuming his bean burritos.
  • tinuztinuz Posts: 1,059Member Member Posts: 1,059Member Member
    teaches the art of tranquilism......but only to transgender puppets....
  • Pandemonium_Pandemonium_ Posts: 722Member Member Posts: 722Member Member
    Mustachioed man for hire. Need an old timey boxing look a like? Perhaps a magician? How about an 1890s baseball player? He's your guy.
  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Posts: 9,370Member, Premium Member Posts: 9,370Member, Premium Member
Sign In or Register to comment.