Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

Translating the works of Sigizmund Krzhizhanovsky.

She works for an optomotrist at the mall. She walks around the mall and whenever she sees a person wearing glasses she punches them in the face then hands them a coupon for ten percent of new glasses at her dr.s office.

Fishing guide

She is an assistant to circus clowns. She is in charge of making cream pies and cleaning up rabbit poop.

Shows children the correct methods for pulling the legs off grasshoppers, wings off flies, that sort of thing. She abhors the behavior, but she figures they might as well do it the right way.

Prison guard..

Tennis instructor

Teacher

Personal trainer

sheep herder.....