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Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You
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She runs a Matchmaking business for adults who like to play with Barbies0
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She sings carols and spreads Christmas cheer at the local truck stop while standing outside the men's room handing out moist towelettes.0
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Which means she gives the actual hand job because even though my offering plants the idea in their head, nobody is going to look at me and get excited. I stand to the side and offer her the moist towelette afterwards. I do still whistle tunes though, just to create a pleasing atmosphere.0
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Personal lap dancer0
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history teacher0
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Avon rep
lol
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Perfume sampler at the mall. She squirts the ladies in the eye "by accident" when they piss her off0
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Lap dance inspector0
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tree frog counsellor0
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LiftingLady5 wrote: »He has invented the self tucker inner for beds
Sorry, allready taken....
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/857840278/smartduvet-the-self-making-bed-is-here/description
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He's a fact checker. Points out errors and inconsistencies.0
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Self tucking bed researcher0
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advises people on proper tucking technique0
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Feral raccoon hunter0
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helicopter rotor spinner0
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Ships captain0
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Pillow fluffer1
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A Radio DJ0
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head mistress0
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Freelance continental breakfast inspector. travels around to hotels to assess their "continental" breakfast and whether it truly qualifies as such0
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Bellhop0
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Is that a job??
How much do it pay?0 -
She's a family planning consultant for rabbits0
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He records the results and reports them to me0
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