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How did I gain 3 pounds on 800 calories a day?

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  • Posts: 3,886 Member
    The guy says he's eating exactly 23.6 TBSP of honey every day. Trololololol.
  • Posts: 10,750 Member
    edited February 2015
    Thantanos wrote: »

    Ok changed my settings to public.
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/food/diary/Thantanos

    Could only be bothered to fake two weeks of entries C-

    And a D- considering most of them are 1200 cals
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  • Posts: 45 Member

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    Sounds wonderful...

    Except im happy =)
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  • Posts: 45 Member
    edited February 2015

    Could only be bothered to fake two weeks of entries C-

    And a D- considering most of them are 1200 cals

    1200 because I have a meal called "Fake Meal" I add so I hit 1200 calories. And I am on a 19 days streak by the way.
  • Posts: 10,750 Member
    Thantanos wrote: »

    Except im happy trolling =)

    FIFY
  • Posts: 411 Member
    Ok, now I call BS. Eating the same thing each day and EXACTLY 1200 calories.
  • Posts: 45 Member
    You guys are being impossible. I want a answer to my question.
  • Posts: 10,750 Member
    Thantanos wrote: »

    1200 because I have a meal called "Fake Meal" I add so I hit 1200 calories. And I am on a 19 days streak by the way.


    So the other days in your two months of losing - you just didn't log.

    riiiiiigggggggghhhhhhhhhhhttttttttttt




  • Posts: 4,391 Member
    You say you've been eating 800 calories, but your diary says 1200-1600 calories for the past 2 months.

    OP is not serious.
  • Posts: 4,535 Member
    Wait - 235 pounds at 50% body fat? Is that even possible?
  • Posts: 10,750 Member
    Anyone got bingo today - 800 cal troll must have made someones card?
  • Posts: 418 Member
    i am sticking by my original advice. he is measuring his wine wrong. one bottle does not = one glass when it comes to calorie counting. :p
  • Posts: 45 Member


    So the other days in your two months of losing - you just didn't log.

    riiiiiigggggggghhhhhhhhhhhttttttttttt




    I got angry when I lost my streak and took about a week off of MFP. But not a week off of my real diet. Loot at my weight history you will see two months ago I was 255.
  • Posts: 4,696 Member
    Thantanos wrote: »
    You guys are being impossible. I want a answer to my question.

    Someone tried to give you a serious answer earlier, regarding the sodium from the sardines.

    Either that or you're a special snowflake, defying the laws of physics. Get thee to the museum, OP.
  • Posts: 45 Member
    myfatass78 wrote: »
    Ok, now I call BS. Eating the same thing each day and EXACTLY 1200 calories.

    I use Honey to add extra calories until it hits 1200. MFP requires 1200.
  • Posts: 45 Member

    Someone tried to give you a serious answer earlier, regarding the sodium from the sardines.

    Either that or you're a special snowflake, defying the laws of physics. Get thee to the museum, OP.

    I am grateful for that persons idea. But my sardines are only 260 mg. A small percentage of daily salt intake.
  • Posts: 10,750 Member
    lol lol lol

    23 tablespoons of honey daily.

    dying at the crapness of your fake diary.
  • Posts: 4,696 Member

    That's a lot of chicken.

  • Posts: 45 Member

    Yea that was a heck of a cheat day. I was SOO constipated from KFC will prolly never eat it again.
  • Posts: 2,005 Member
    The answer to your question is 800 calories is not enough for a troll to live on.
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