What's YOUR weakness when it comes to the opposite gender?

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  • andreascjonsson
    andreascjonsson Posts: 433 Member
    There is bad "of the rails" and good "of the rails". The problem is figuring out wich type she is before everything goes to hell XD

    So uhhh ... if ya'll are fightin' and she starts throwin' the GOOD china at you .... which "off the rails" is that? Askin' for ........ well, me.


    @BlowPopKisses Haha well, i dont have a problem with some passion and temper and i never use the good china anyway so better she throwes that then our normal eating plates. So she would still be considered good crazy if she had a legitimate reason. It´s when the knifes start flying i say goodbye XD
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    There is bad "of the rails" and good "of the rails". The problem is figuring out wich type she is before everything goes to hell XD

    So uhhh ... if ya'll are fightin' and she starts throwin' the GOOD china at you .... which "off the rails" is that? Askin' for ........ well, me.

    Having been there before, this is bad
  • Ron_in_NC
    Ron_in_NC Posts: 368 Member
    A woman in a man's white, button up shirt, with about 3 buttons undone, nothing else on. Long, sexy legs.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    edited March 2018

    How about... Kicks in my windshield off the rails lol...
    There is bad "of the rails" and good "of the rails". The problem is figuring out wich type she is before everything goes to hell XD

    So uhhh ... if ya'll are fightin' and she starts throwin' the GOOD china at you .... which "off the rails" is that? Askin' for ........ well, me.

    Having been there before, this is bad

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  • andreascjonsson
    andreascjonsson Posts: 433 Member
    Like, follows you to work to make sure you're actually at work ?

    This is the bad kind of crazy!
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    How about... Kicks in my windshield off the rails lol...
    There is bad "of the rails" and good "of the rails". The problem is figuring out wich type she is before everything goes to hell XD

    So uhhh ... if ya'll are fightin' and she starts throwin' the GOOD china at you .... which "off the rails" is that? Askin' for ........ well, me.

    Having been there before, this is bad

    Breaks it?
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  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    How about... Kicks in my windshield off the rails lol...
    There is bad "of the rails" and good "of the rails". The problem is figuring out wich type she is before everything goes to hell XD

    So uhhh ... if ya'll are fightin' and she starts throwin' the GOOD china at you .... which "off the rails" is that? Askin' for ........ well, me.

    Having been there before, this is bad

    Breaks it?

    Shatter points in the shape of an adidas shell toe lol...
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    A woman in a man's white, button up shirt, with about 3 buttons undone, nothing else on. Long, sexy legs.

    Tom cruise?
  • Ron_in_NC
    Ron_in_NC Posts: 368 Member
    A woman in a man's white, button up shirt, with about 3 buttons undone, nothing else on. Long, sexy legs.

    What movies have you been watching?
    A woman in a man's white, button up shirt, with about 3 buttons undone, nothing else on. Long, sexy legs.

    What movies have you been watching?

    I saw that porn too

    Not saying I've ever been that lucky to have that in the same room with me, just saying it's a weakness. :wink: The porn I watch, they're not wearing the white shirt!
  • BlowPopKisses
    BlowPopKisses Posts: 1,482 Member
    A woman in a man's white, button up shirt, with about 3 buttons undone, nothing else on. Long, sexy legs.

    YES! make it 4 and any color and I'm with ya'
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    How about... Kicks in my windshield off the rails lol...
    There is bad "of the rails" and good "of the rails". The problem is figuring out wich type she is before everything goes to hell XD

    So uhhh ... if ya'll are fightin' and she starts throwin' the GOOD china at you .... which "off the rails" is that? Askin' for ........ well, me.

    Having been there before, this is bad

    Breaks it?

    Shatter points in the shape of an adidas shell toe lol...

    Bad crazy, any property damage is bad
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    Puts on the tie I told her not to touch...
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    How about... Kicks in my windshield off the rails lol...
    There is bad "of the rails" and good "of the rails". The problem is figuring out wich type she is before everything goes to hell XD

    So uhhh ... if ya'll are fightin' and she starts throwin' the GOOD china at you .... which "off the rails" is that? Askin' for ........ well, me.

    Having been there before, this is bad

    Breaks it?

    Shatter points in the shape of an adidas shell toe lol...

    Bad crazy, any property damage is bad

    I'm sure one day I'm going to enjoy laughing about it with her on my deathbed lol
  • Ron_in_NC
    Ron_in_NC Posts: 368 Member
    A woman in a man's white, button up shirt, with about 3 buttons undone, nothing else on. Long, sexy legs.

    YES! make it 4 and any color and I'm with ya'

    I've got the shirt...just snipped off the top 4 buttons for ya!
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    A woman in a man's white, button up shirt, with about 3 buttons undone, nothing else on. Long, sexy legs.

    YES! make it 4 and any color and I'm with ya'

    I've got the shirt...just snipped off the top 4 buttons for ya!

    That's cheating
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    How about... Kicks in my windshield off the rails lol...
    There is bad "of the rails" and good "of the rails". The problem is figuring out wich type she is before everything goes to hell XD

    So uhhh ... if ya'll are fightin' and she starts throwin' the GOOD china at you .... which "off the rails" is that? Askin' for ........ well, me.

    Having been there before, this is bad

    Breaks it?

    Shatter points in the shape of an adidas shell toe lol...

    Bad crazy, any property damage is bad

    I'm sure one day I'm going to enjoy laughing about it with her on my deathbed lol

    Or she'll pull your plug
  • Ron_in_NC
    Ron_in_NC Posts: 368 Member
    A woman in a man's white, button up shirt, with about 3 buttons undone, nothing else on. Long, sexy legs.

    YES! make it 4 and any color and I'm with ya'

    I've got the shirt...just snipped off the top 4 buttons for ya!

    That's cheating

    That's in case BlowPopKisses changes her mind about wanting to button up more.
  • andreascjonsson
    andreascjonsson Posts: 433 Member
    Like, follows you to work to make sure you're actually at work ?

    This is the bad kind of crazy!

    How? She did nothing malicious? Didn't get you fired?


    @UrBaconMeCr8zy No but without any trust a relationship doesnt work at all. No matter who it is with!
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    How about... Kicks in my windshield off the rails lol...
    There is bad "of the rails" and good "of the rails". The problem is figuring out wich type she is before everything goes to hell XD

    So uhhh ... if ya'll are fightin' and she starts throwin' the GOOD china at you .... which "off the rails" is that? Askin' for ........ well, me.

    Having been there before, this is bad

    Breaks it?

    Shatter points in the shape of an adidas shell toe lol...

    Bad crazy, any property damage is bad

    I'm sure one day I'm going to enjoy laughing about it with her on my deathbed lol

    Or she'll pull your plug

    Lol... I'm going to remember that one and give her *kitten* for pulling my plug when the time comes...

    That's now going to be the running joke, me telling the kids make sure your mother doesn't unplug me lol... I'm probably going to use it tonight in fact....
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    A woman in a man's white, button up shirt, with about 3 buttons undone, nothing else on. Long, sexy legs.

    YES! make it 4 and any color and I'm with ya'

    I've got the shirt...just snipped off the top 4 buttons for ya!

    That's cheating

    That's in case BlowPopKisses changes her mind about wanting to button up more.

    Hmmmm......7usuy08h6z3u.gif
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  • andreascjonsson
    andreascjonsson Posts: 433 Member
    Like, follows you to work to make sure you're actually at work ?

    This is the bad kind of crazy!

    How? She did nothing malicious? Didn't get you fired?


    @UrBaconMeCr8zy No but without any trust a relationship doesnt work at all. No matter who it is with!

    But the good china is fair game?

    Meh, things are just things.
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    Like, follows you to work to make sure you're actually at work ?

    This is the bad kind of crazy!

    How? She did nothing malicious? Didn't get you fired?


    @UrBaconMeCr8zy No but without any trust a relationship doesnt work at all. No matter who it is with!

    But the good china is fair game?

    Meh, things are just things.

    Until they hit you in the face
  • BlowPopKisses
    BlowPopKisses Posts: 1,482 Member
    A woman in a man's white, button up shirt, with about 3 buttons undone, nothing else on. Long, sexy legs.

    YES! make it 4 and any color and I'm with ya'

    I've got the shirt...just snipped off the top 4 buttons for ya!

    That's cheating

    That's in case BlowPopKisses changes her mind about wanting to button up more.

    Oh no, not me. I'm only 5'4", no long legs here. I just love that look on .... others
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    A woman in a man's white, button up shirt, with about 3 buttons undone, nothing else on. Long, sexy legs.

    YES! make it 4 and any color and I'm with ya'

    I've got the shirt...just snipped off the top 4 buttons for ya!

    That's cheating

    That's in case BlowPopKisses changes her mind about wanting to button up more.

    Oh no, not me. I'm only 5'4", no long legs here. I just love that look on .... others

    :):) come here shortayy
  • Ron_in_NC
    Ron_in_NC Posts: 368 Member
    A woman in a man's white, button up shirt, with about 3 buttons undone, nothing else on. Long, sexy legs.

    YES! make it 4 and any color and I'm with ya'

    I've got the shirt...just snipped off the top 4 buttons for ya!

    That's cheating

    That's in case BlowPopKisses changes her mind about wanting to button up more.

    Oh no, not me. I'm only 5'4", no long legs here. I just love that look on .... others

    Well damn! Now I need to sew those buttons back on!
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