What's YOUR weakness when it comes to the opposite gender?
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MIltonBradley1 wrote: »Not sure its a weakness....more envy I guess.
But women get to sit down to pee.
Some stand too lol0 -
Motorsheen wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »MIltonBradley1 wrote: »Not sure its a weakness....more envy I guess.
But women get to sit down to pee.
.... but they can't spell their name in the snow; so we've got that.
Yea but they’ll get there. Just need to focus more.
now everything I see Brittany, I'll think of her trying to write her name in the snow....
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Such a Britney thing to do.
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!1 -
rfitnessmfplulz wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »MIltonBradley1 wrote: »Not sure its a weakness....more envy I guess.
But women get to sit down to pee.
.... but they can't spell their name in the snow; so we've got that.
Yea but they’ll get there. Just need to focus more.
now everything I see Brittany, I'll think of her trying to write her name in the snow....
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Such a Britney thing to do.
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!
It will be my pleasure.0 -
when she doesn't romanticize me1
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A man who can make me a cloak of bacon3
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forestfreek wrote: »A man who can make me a cloak of bacon
“‘Tis what thy lord doth wear!”0 -
George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »MIltonBradley1 wrote: »Not sure its a weakness....more envy I guess.
But women get to sit down to pee.
Nothing stopping you...
I wish my boys would sit. Their aim needs work.1 -
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Combination of a beautiful smile and beautiful hands1
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When she ascends the throne and has me executed for doing that one thing1
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A new girl at work who dresses like she's watched Breakfast at Tiffany's over a million times and makes me feel flushed when I see her approaching in the hallway..... but then she lowers her shoulder and rams me up against the wall and says, "Watch where you're going, punk"1
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Nice boys who can keep the bacon in their pants.3
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your_future_ex_wife wrote: »Nice boys who can keep the bacon in their pants.
Cooked or raw bacon? Either way no worries I have two pockets.0 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »Nice boys who can keep the bacon in their pants.
Cooked or raw bacon? Either way no worries I have two pockets.
Apparently floppy bacon is all the rage.3 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »Nice boys who can keep the bacon in their pants.
Cooked or raw bacon? Either way no worries I have two pockets.
Apparently floppy bacon is all the rage.
🤣🤣🤣
I think you’re my new favourite person on this site 💜
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I find discussions of bacon in a public forum to be rather uncouth
I seem to have misplaced my monocle1 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »Nice boys who can keep the bacon in their pants.
Cooked or raw bacon? Either way no worries I have two pockets.
Apparently floppy bacon is all the rage.
So I'll wear cargo pants, and keep raw in one, slightly, medium and well done in the other pockets.0 -
You should hear my thoughts on cheese.forestfreek wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »Nice boys who can keep the bacon in their pants.
Cooked or raw bacon? Either way no worries I have two pockets.
Apparently floppy bacon is all the rage.
🤣🤣🤣
I think you’re my new favourite person on this site 💜
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your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
You should hear my thoughts on cheese.forestfreek wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »Nice boys who can keep the bacon in their pants.
Cooked or raw bacon? Either way no worries I have two pockets.
Apparently floppy bacon is all the rage.
🤣🤣🤣
I think you’re my new favourite person on this site 💜
Please, do tell!0 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
You should hear my thoughts on cheese.forestfreek wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »Nice boys who can keep the bacon in their pants.
Cooked or raw bacon? Either way no worries I have two pockets.
Apparently floppy bacon is all the rage.
🤣🤣🤣
I think you’re my new favourite person on this site 💜
I’ve seen many of your posts and you’re hilarious. I would have sent you a friend request by now but you’re funnier than me and I can’t have you showing me up 😜
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forestfreek wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
You should hear my thoughts on cheese.forestfreek wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »Nice boys who can keep the bacon in their pants.
Cooked or raw bacon? Either way no worries I have two pockets.
Apparently floppy bacon is all the rage.
🤣🤣🤣
I think you’re my new favourite person on this site 💜
I’ve seen many of your posts and you’re hilarious. I would have sent you a friend request by now but you’re funnier than me and I can’t have you showing me up 😜
If you like daily dirty ramblings that have nothing to do with fitness but you can believe in your heart of hearts that I really do lift heavy and hate cardio. If you don’t hate on people who do it differently than you. If you like pina coladas and getting freaky in the forest (but not with me cuz centipedes are nasty) then hmu.2 -
Ideally cheese should never be had alone. It is an enhancement, not a standalone food. Cheese and bacon together are heaven on the tongue.your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
You should hear my thoughts on cheese.forestfreek wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »Nice boys who can keep the bacon in their pants.
Cooked or raw bacon? Either way no worries I have two pockets.
Apparently floppy bacon is all the rage.
🤣🤣🤣
I think you’re my new favourite person on this site 💜
Please, do tell!
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I literally can’t send FRs on my app. Otherwise, I would have hit you up already🤣.
Can you send me one?
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forestfreek wrote: »I literally can’t send FRs on my app. Otherwise, I would have hit you up already🤣.
Can you send me one?
I honestly can’t! Star-crossed. 😥0 -
Omg.
It’s fate that we’re not supposed to be friends...
I’ll have to keep admiring you from afar 😫😂0 -
The next time I dust off my laptop I’ll send you one. Providing it still works....lol.0
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forestfreek wrote: »Omg.
It’s fate that we’re not supposed to be friends...
I’ll have to keep admiring you from afar 😫😂
If I get on a browser later I’ll give it a try.0 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
Ideally cheese should never be had alone. It is an enhancement, not a standalone food. Cheese and bacon together are heaven on the tongue.your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
You should hear my thoughts on cheese.forestfreek wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »Nice boys who can keep the bacon in their pants.
Cooked or raw bacon? Either way no worries I have two pockets.
Apparently floppy bacon is all the rage.
🤣🤣🤣
I think you’re my new favourite person on this site 💜
Please, do tell!
I can agree with this, even when snacking, I have it with prosciutto or other cured meat and/or crackers and never ever without a robust red wine.
The lone exception would be a grilled cheese sammich. But then one could argue that it’s not a standalone as it’s with bread.
Back to the subject of bacon. Have you ever had cornbread battered deep fried bacon? Or any deep fried bacon for that matter?0 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
Ideally cheese should never be had alone. It is an enhancement, not a standalone food. Cheese and bacon together are heaven on the tongue.your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
You should hear my thoughts on cheese.forestfreek wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »Nice boys who can keep the bacon in their pants.
Cooked or raw bacon? Either way no worries I have two pockets.
Apparently floppy bacon is all the rage.
🤣🤣🤣
I think you’re my new favourite person on this site 💜
Please, do tell!
I can agree with this, even when snacking, I have it with prosciutto or other cured meat and/or crackers and never ever without a robust red wine.
The lone exception would be a grilled cheese sammich. But then one could argue that it’s not a standalone as it’s with bread.
Back to the subject of bacon. Have you ever had cornbread battered deep fried bacon? Or any deep fried bacon for that matter?
I have never had deep fried bacon.
Deep fried pickles are terrific though0 -
Deep fried pickles are amazing.
Though I’m biased and believe everything deep fried is great.4
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