What's YOUR weakness when it comes to the opposite gender?

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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    mattig89ch wrote: »
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    mattig89ch wrote: »
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    Just buy me a drink and tell me I’m pretty.

    *hands drink* hey there beautiful. ;)

    Hey there, sweet talker.

    So...you come here often?

    (And that is the extent of my flirting capability.)

    😂

    These are guaranteed to work. ;)

    “You’re pretty in a natural kind of way.”

    “You look good for your age.”

    “Wow, you’re smarter than you look.”

    “Good for you wearing that. You’re so brave.”

    “You should smile more.”

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    So you gave them a try, didja?

    ...... maybe.
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    So the general feeling I'm getting from all of this is that a great opening line would be something along the lines of

    "Actually, you're smarter than you look"
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  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Ayes
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    Punny pirates
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    Bisquick models
  • This_far
    This_far Posts: 536 Member
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    Punny pirates

    He who would pun would pick a pocket. Guess that's low level piracy
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  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    My dream man will own one of these and won’t be afraid to use it.
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  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    My dream man will own one of these and won’t be afraid to use it.
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    obviously i know what this but my friend doesn’t get it, can u explain for her?

    My friend thinks it’s a cotton candy maker but my friend is also a untrustworthy cur
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    My dream man will own one of these and won’t be afraid to use it.
    7hiy561e4r1q.jpeg

    obviously i know what this but my friend doesn’t get it, can u explain for her?

    Same...and @your_future_ex_wife is so much better with words and making sense than I am so I'd hate to confuse my friend trying to explain it, and what it does and stuff
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    My dream man will own one of these and won’t be afraid to use it.
    7hiy561e4r1q.jpeg

    I'll see your little cotton candy machine and raise you one autoclave.....


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  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    edited August 2019
    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    My dream man will own one of these and won’t be afraid to use it.
    7hiy561e4r1q.jpeg

    obviously i know what this but my friend doesn’t get it, can u explain for her?
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    My dream man will own one of these and won’t be afraid to use it.
    7hiy561e4r1q.jpeg

    obviously i know what this but my friend doesn’t get it, can u explain for her?

    My friend thinks it’s a cotton candy maker but my friend is also a untrustworthy cur
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    My dream man will own one of these and won’t be afraid to use it.
    7hiy561e4r1q.jpeg

    obviously i know what this but my friend doesn’t get it, can u explain for her?

    Same...and @your_future_ex_wife is so much better with words and making sense than I am so I'd hate to confuse my friend trying to explain it, and what it does and stuff

    I have recurring dreams and daydreams. I think it would be lovely to walk under glowing lights on a warm summer evening, sticky fingers entwined, sharing sweet kisses while the breeze blows across the ocean, coating our skin with a light salt spray as the band plays polka music and the fortune teller beckons.

    Yes, it’s a cotton candy machine.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    My dream man will own one of these and won’t be afraid to use it.
    7hiy561e4r1q.jpeg

    I'll see your little cotton candy machine and raise you one autoclave.....


    autoclave-clase-b-1_0.png?itok=Zr7EJF0J

    Well I know what an autoclave is for...its for overflowing and blowing the pressure gasket and scaring everyone in the building by the noise.
    Also used to burn stuff, and I'm thinking you could quick cook some rice or dried beans in there

    I just use them to dry-clean my underwear.
  • CoffeeAndContour
    CoffeeAndContour Posts: 1,466 Member
    Integrity
  • phoenixrising5721
    phoenixrising5721 Posts: 2,252 Member
    Redheads. Omg redheads.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    Integrity

    Dang it !!
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    My dream man will own one of these and won’t be afraid to use it.
    7hiy561e4r1q.jpeg

    I'll see your little cotton candy machine and raise you one autoclave.....


    autoclave-clase-b-1_0.png?itok=Zr7EJF0J

    Well I know what an autoclave is for...its for overflowing and blowing the pressure gasket and scaring everyone in the building by the noise.
    Also used to burn stuff, and I'm thinking you could quick cook some rice or dried beans in there

    I just use them to dry-clean my underwear.

    This made me laugh so much
  • phoenixrising5721
    phoenixrising5721 Posts: 2,252 Member
    Still redheads
  • FitAddiction9
    FitAddiction9 Posts: 494 Member
    A confident woman that knows what she wants in life. Lips and legs.
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    When he gives 100%
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    I think it’s very sexy :* when a man does exactly what he says he’s going to do.
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    If she knows her way around a firearm. That'd be just dreamy to me.
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    honeybee__12 wrote: »
    I think it’s very sexy :* when a man does exactly what he says he’s going to do.

    or more
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    honeybee__12 wrote: »
    I think it’s very sexy :* when a man does exactly what he says he’s going to do.

    or more

    I'm going to take a nap.

    *sleeps for 12 hours
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