What's YOUR weakness when it comes to the opposite gender?

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  • GettinLean19
    GettinLean19 Posts: 452 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    Really I’d be a sucker for a man who appreciates me. Knows me, even the annoying stuff, the petty *kitten*, sees it clearly, isn’t fooled by any of my crap, and thinks I’m amazing.

    every girl wants this until you hit em with that “lol chill out psycho”

    You’re a monster
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    GettinLean19 wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    Really I’d be a sucker for a man who appreciates me. Knows me, even the annoying stuff, the petty *kitten*, sees it clearly, isn’t fooled by any of my crap, and thinks I’m amazing.

    every girl wants this until you hit em with that “lol chill out psycho”

    You’re a monster

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  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    Really I’d be a sucker for a man who appreciates me. Knows me, even the annoying stuff, the petty *kitten*, sees it clearly, isn’t fooled by any of my crap, and thinks I’m amazing.

    every girl wants this until you hit em with that “lol chill out psycho”

    Men only say that to see if women can take it to the next level. Then they decide if they are impressed or freaked out.
    Not that it matters at that point, cuz they are basically dead either way. :D:D
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    edited March 2020
    iMago wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    Really I’d be a sucker for a man who appreciates me. Knows me, even the annoying stuff, the petty *kitten*, sees it clearly, isn’t fooled by any of my crap, and thinks I’m amazing.

    every girl wants this until you hit em with that “lol chill out psycho”

    I figure he’s going to call me psycho anyway. Might as well have fun with it. ❤️❤️❤️
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    Really I’d be a sucker for a man who appreciates me. Knows me, even the annoying stuff, the petty *kitten*, sees it clearly, isn’t fooled by any of my crap, and thinks I’m amazing.

    every girl wants this until you hit em with that “lol chill out psycho”

    Also you missed the “thinks I’m amazing” part
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    When she turns around for one last glance and smiles
  • Reckoner69_lmao
    Reckoner69_lmao Posts: 1,000 Member
    Corvid-19
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    Warrior poets
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    Cowboys
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    Firemen
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    Warrior poets

    What about poets who are not warriors?
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    tinak33 wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    Warrior poets

    What about poets who are not warriors?

    Does he have a warrior spirit?

    And

    On a hot summer night will he offer his throat to the wolf with the red roses?
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    Warrior poets

    What about poets who are not warriors?

    Does he have a warrior spirit?

    And

    On a hot summer night will he offer his throat to the wolf with the red roses?

    Not sure about the spirits.... will whiskey do?
    Also, he prefers white or yellow roses. That cool?
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    tinak33 wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    Warrior poets

    What about poets who are not warriors?

    Does he have a warrior spirit?

    And

    On a hot summer night will he offer his throat to the wolf with the red roses?

    Not sure about the spirits.... will whiskey do?
    Also, he prefers white or yellow roses. That cool?
    This is getting really specific
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    Warrior poets

    What about poets who are not warriors?

    Does he have a warrior spirit?

    And

    On a hot summer night will he offer his throat to the wolf with the red roses?

    Not sure about the spirits.... will whiskey do?
    Also, he prefers white or yellow roses. That cool?
    This is getting really specific

    OMG it's like you don't even know me.
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    Big iron
  • beastier
    beastier Posts: 1,908 Member
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    Warrior poets

    What about poets who are not warriors?

    Does he have a warrior spirit?

    And

    On a hot summer night will he offer his throat to the wolf with the red roses?

    Re the spirit - a subtle but pertinent difference...poets are more verses than vs
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    beastier wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    Warrior poets

    What about poets who are not warriors?

    Does he have a warrior spirit?

    And

    On a hot summer night will he offer his throat to the wolf with the red roses?

    Re the spirit - a subtle but pertinent difference...poets are more verses than vs

    And warriors the opposite

    So verses and versus together ❤️
  • beastier
    beastier Posts: 1,908 Member
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    beastier wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    Warrior poets

    What about poets who are not warriors?

    Does he have a warrior spirit?

    And

    On a hot summer night will he offer his throat to the wolf with the red roses?

    Re the spirit - a subtle but pertinent difference...poets are more verses than vs

    And warriors the opposite

    So verses and versus together ❤️

    I may have to retreat back into my intellectually inferior shell
  • Reckoner69_lmao
    Reckoner69_lmao Posts: 1,000 Member
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    beastier wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    Warrior poets

    What about poets who are not warriors?

    Does he have a warrior spirit?

    And

    On a hot summer night will he offer his throat to the wolf with the red roses?

    Re the spirit - a subtle but pertinent difference...poets are more verses than vs

    And warriors the opposite

    So verses and versus together ❤️

    Y'all got me ready to sharpie a haiku on my arm and go to a boxing class, heheh
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    edited March 2020
    beastier wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    beastier wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    Warrior poets

    What about poets who are not warriors?

    Does he have a warrior spirit?

    And

    On a hot summer night will he offer his throat to the wolf with the red roses?

    Re the spirit - a subtle but pertinent difference...poets are more verses than vs

    And warriors the opposite

    So verses and versus together ❤️

    I may have to retreat back into my intellectually inferior shell
    Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    beastier wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    Warrior poets

    What about poets who are not warriors?

    Does he have a warrior spirit?

    And

    On a hot summer night will he offer his throat to the wolf with the red roses?

    Re the spirit - a subtle but pertinent difference...poets are more verses than vs

    And warriors the opposite

    So verses and versus together ❤️

    Y'all got me ready to sharpie a haiku on my arm and go to a boxing class, heheh

    Oh! Oh! Verses versus versus.

    I’m getting dangerously close to pun territory
  • beastier
    beastier Posts: 1,908 Member
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    beastier wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    beastier wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    Warrior poets

    What about poets who are not warriors?

    Does he have a warrior spirit?

    And

    On a hot summer night will he offer his throat to the wolf with the red roses?

    Re the spirit - a subtle but pertinent difference...poets are more verses than vs

    And warriors the opposite

    So verses and versus together ❤️

    I may have to retreat back into my intellectually inferior shell
    Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    beastier wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    Warrior poets

    What about poets who are not warriors?

    Does he have a warrior spirit?

    And

    On a hot summer night will he offer his throat to the wolf with the red roses?

    Re the spirit - a subtle but pertinent difference...poets are more verses than vs

    And warriors the opposite

    So verses and versus together ❤️

    Y'all got me ready to sharpie a haiku on my arm and go to a boxing class, heheh

    Oh! Oh! Verses versus versus.

    I’m getting dangerously close to pun territory

    Whereas as warriors are more Hun territory
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    beastier wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    beastier wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    beastier wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    Warrior poets

    What about poets who are not warriors?

    Does he have a warrior spirit?

    And

    On a hot summer night will he offer his throat to the wolf with the red roses?

    Re the spirit - a subtle but pertinent difference...poets are more verses than vs

    And warriors the opposite

    So verses and versus together ❤️

    I may have to retreat back into my intellectually inferior shell
    Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    beastier wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    Warrior poets

    What about poets who are not warriors?

    Does he have a warrior spirit?

    And

    On a hot summer night will he offer his throat to the wolf with the red roses?

    Re the spirit - a subtle but pertinent difference...poets are more verses than vs

    And warriors the opposite

    So verses and versus together ❤️

    Y'all got me ready to sharpie a haiku on my arm and go to a boxing class, heheh

    Oh! Oh! Verses versus versus.

    I’m getting dangerously close to pun territory

    Whereas as warriors are more Hun territory

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  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    beastier wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    Warrior poets

    What about poets who are not warriors?

    Does he have a warrior spirit?

    And

    On a hot summer night will he offer his throat to the wolf with the red roses?

    Re the spirit - a subtle but pertinent difference...poets are more verses than vs

    And warriors the opposite

    So verses and versus together ❤️

    Y'all got me ready to sharpie a haiku on my arm and go to a boxing class, heheh

    The best thing I’ve learned
    About haiku poetry
    Refrigerator
  • Reckoner69_lmao
    Reckoner69_lmao Posts: 1,000 Member
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    beastier wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    Warrior poets

    What about poets who are not warriors?

    Does he have a warrior spirit?

    And

    On a hot summer night will he offer his throat to the wolf with the red roses?

    Re the spirit - a subtle but pertinent difference...poets are more verses than vs

    And warriors the opposite

    So verses and versus together ❤️

    Y'all got me ready to sharpie a haiku on my arm and go to a boxing class, heheh

    The best thing I’ve learned
    About haiku poetry
    Refrigerator

    Next class
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »
    When they call me mami and they let me call them papi 🤷‍♀️

    That’s ok. I still want a ding dong daddy
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLt7FCRxyY8
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    a well stocked garage for when the apocalypse starts 😍
    gonna rob you lmao
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »
    When they call me mami and they let me call them papi 🤷‍♀️

    I prefer Mama honestly lol... But Papi works 😏
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