What's YOUR weakness when it comes to the opposite gender?

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  • The_Devil_in_Miss_Jones
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    When he's bossy behind closed doors 😋
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    denny_mac wrote: »
    laughs at my dad jokes
    tolerates hearing my same laugh over and over
    lets me spoon her with my bottom arm under my own pillow where it belongs
    will wear Crocs when we're not leaving the house
    is ok with love triangles
    likes having her hair played with
    isn't overly fussy about showering or wearing pants
    will occasionally push me out of bed in the nicest way possible
    likes to go for steak with me
    is ok with awkward dancing

    Do you accept these changes as outlined above? Because then I’m all in
  • DawnOfTheDead_Lift
    DawnOfTheDead_Lift Posts: 753 Member
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    caco_ethes wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    laughs at my dad jokes
    tolerates hearing my same laugh over and over
    lets me spoon her with my bottom arm under my own pillow where it belongs
    will wear Crocs when we're not leaving the house
    is ok with love triangles
    likes having her hair played with
    isn't overly fussy about showering or wearing pants
    will occasionally push me out of bed in the nicest way possible
    likes to go for steak with me
    is ok with awkward dancing

    Do you accept these changes as outlined above? Because then I’m all in

    You two are a match made in heaven.
  • rayraymarq8
    rayraymarq8 Posts: 246 Member
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    Excuse me while I'm taking notes from all the females here... hahahaha.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    caco_ethes wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    laughs at my dad jokes
    tolerates hearing my same laugh over and over
    lets me spoon her with my bottom arm under my own pillow where it belongs
    will wear Crocs when we're not leaving the house
    is ok with love triangles
    likes having her hair played with
    isn't overly fussy about showering or wearing pants
    will occasionally push me out of bed in the nicest way possible
    likes to go for steak with me
    is ok with awkward dancing

    Do you accept these changes as outlined above? Because then I’m all in

    You two are a match made in heaven.

    Laughing that someone woo’d you for this 😅

    Unless it was @denny_mac in which case we are sooo over
  • DawnOfTheDead_Lift
    DawnOfTheDead_Lift Posts: 753 Member
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    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    laughs at my dad jokes
    tolerates hearing my same laugh over and over
    lets me spoon her with my bottom arm under my own pillow where it belongs
    will wear Crocs when we're not leaving the house
    is ok with love triangles
    likes having her hair played with
    isn't overly fussy about showering or wearing pants
    will occasionally push me out of bed in the nicest way possible
    likes to go for steak with me
    is ok with awkward dancing

    Do you accept these changes as outlined above? Because then I’m all in

    You two are a match made in heaven.

    Laughing that someone woo’d you for this 😅

    Unless it was @denny_mac in which case we are sooo over

    I can handle it. I'm a strong confident woman.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    denny_mac wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    laughs at my dad jokes - well, yes. of course! hello?
    tolerates hearing my same laugh over and over me for up to one hour per day
    lets me spoon her with my bottom arm under my own pillow where it belongs in a location to be determined
    will wear Crocs when we're not leaving the house this whole line item must be revisited
    is ok with love triangles and other geometric shapes with more than 3 points
    likes having her hair played with - this addition I like a lot. nicely done
    isn't overly fussy about showering or wearing pants - bathing frequency TBD
    will occasionally push me out of bed in the nicest way possible - I can work with this, but you may not like my solution
    likes to go for steak with me - Yes
    is ok with awkward dancing - That's the only kind I'm familiar with, so we're good here.

    Do you accept these changes as outlined above? Because then I’m all in

    Hank, I think we're *close* to a deal here. I wonder if there isn't someone here whom could act as an arbitrator for us to button this thing up!

    ETA: Show previous quotes to see *MY* edits to YOUR edits.
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    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    laughs at my dad jokes
    tolerates hearing my same laugh over and over
    lets me spoon her with my bottom arm under my own pillow where it belongs
    will wear Crocs when we're not leaving the house
    is ok with love triangles
    likes having her hair played with
    isn't overly fussy about showering or wearing pants
    will occasionally push me out of bed in the nicest way possible
    likes to go for steak with me
    is ok with awkward dancing

    Do you accept these changes as outlined above? Because then I’m all in

    You two are a match made in heaven.

    Laughing that someone woo’d you for this 😅

    Unless it was @denny_mac in which case we are sooo over

    I can handle it. I'm a strong confident woman.

    Oh my god I’m laughing so hard at these and I would’ve responded individually to them but my replies are currently restricted 😬
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    caco_ethes wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    laughs at my dad jokes - well, yes. of course! hello?
    tolerates hearing my same laugh over and over me for up to one hour per day
    lets me spoon her with my bottom arm under my own pillow where it belongs in a location to be determined
    will wear Crocs when we're not leaving the house this whole line item must be revisited
    is ok with love triangles and other geometric shapes with more than 3 points
    likes having her hair played with - this addition I like a lot. nicely done
    isn't overly fussy about showering or wearing pants - bathing frequency TBD
    will occasionally push me out of bed in the nicest way possible - I can work with this, but you may not like my solution
    likes to go for steak with me - Yes
    is ok with awkward dancing - That's the only kind I'm familiar with, so we're good here.

    Do you accept these changes as outlined above? Because then I’m all in

    Hank, I think we're *close* to a deal here. I wonder if there isn't someone here whom could act as an arbitrator for us to button this thing up!

    ETA: Show previous quotes to see *MY* edits to YOUR edits.
    Inception Edits!
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    laughs at my dad jokes
    tolerates hearing my same laugh over and over
    lets me spoon her with my bottom arm under my own pillow where it belongs
    will wear Crocs when we're not leaving the house
    is ok with love triangles
    likes having her hair played with
    isn't overly fussy about showering or wearing pants
    will occasionally push me out of bed in the nicest way possible
    likes to go for steak with me
    is ok with awkward dancing

    Do you accept these changes as outlined above? Because then I’m all in

    You two are a match made in heaven.

    Laughing that someone woo’d you for this 😅

    Unless it was @denny_mac in which case we are sooo over

    I can handle it. I'm a strong confident woman.

    Oh my god I’m laughing so hard at these and I would’ve responded individually to them but my replies are currently restricted 😬

    your replies are restricted??

    One every 2.5 minutes
  • DawnOfTheDead_Lift
    DawnOfTheDead_Lift Posts: 753 Member
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    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    laughs at my dad jokes - well, yes. of course! hello?
    tolerates hearing my same laugh over and over me for up to one hour per day
    lets me spoon her with my bottom arm under my own pillow where it belongs in a location to be determined
    will wear Crocs when we're not leaving the house this whole line item must be revisited
    is ok with love triangles and other geometric shapes with more than 3 points
    likes having her hair played with - this addition I like a lot. nicely done
    isn't overly fussy about showering or wearing pants - bathing frequency TBD
    will occasionally push me out of bed in the nicest way possible - I can work with this, but you may not like my solution
    likes to go for steak with me - Yes
    is ok with awkward dancing - That's the only kind I'm familiar with, so we're good here.

    Do you accept these changes as outlined above? Because then I’m all in

    Hank, I think we're *close* to a deal here. I wonder if there isn't someone here whom could act as an arbitrator for us to button this thing up!

    ETA: Show previous quotes to see *MY* edits to YOUR edits.
    Inception Edits!
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    laughs at my dad jokes
    tolerates hearing my same laugh over and over
    lets me spoon her with my bottom arm under my own pillow where it belongs
    will wear Crocs when we're not leaving the house
    is ok with love triangles
    likes having her hair played with
    isn't overly fussy about showering or wearing pants
    will occasionally push me out of bed in the nicest way possible
    likes to go for steak with me
    is ok with awkward dancing

    Do you accept these changes as outlined above? Because then I’m all in

    You two are a match made in heaven.

    Laughing that someone woo’d you for this 😅

    Unless it was @denny_mac in which case we are sooo over

    I can handle it. I'm a strong confident woman.

    Oh my god I’m laughing so hard at these and I would’ve responded individually to them but my replies are currently restricted 😬

    your replies are restricted??

    One every 2.5 minutes

    They can do that?
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
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    They sure can 🙋🏽‍♂️
  • DawnOfTheDead_Lift
    DawnOfTheDead_Lift Posts: 753 Member
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    She can probably get it down to every 1 minute if she upgrades to premium
  • sniper300_Rum
    sniper300_Rum Posts: 1,073 Member
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    Women in general are my weekness like superman there my kryptonite
  • sniper300_Rum
    sniper300_Rum Posts: 1,073 Member
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    denny_mac wrote: »
    Women in general are my weekness like superman there my kryptonite

    I here you, brother. Me to!
    denny_mac wrote: »
    Women in general are my weekness like superman there my kryptonite

    I here you, brother. Me to!
    Makes my knees knock some much i almost answer them

  • DawnOfTheDead_Lift
    DawnOfTheDead_Lift Posts: 753 Member
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    denny_mac wrote: »
    Women in general are my weekness like superman there my kryptonite

    I here you, brother. Me to!

    qkaxdhnf0onh.gif
  • sniper300_Rum
    sniper300_Rum Posts: 1,073 Member
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    denny_mac wrote: »
    Women in general are my weekness like superman there my kryptonite

    I here you, brother. Me to!

    qkaxdhnf0onh.gif
    Probably a scam to huh lol
  • Adui13
    Adui13 Posts: 48 Member
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    I used to be a typical guy, the boobs and the face. But, Ive been hapily married for so long that to get me to look there has to be a total package, and my wife needs to not be around because it hurts her feelings if she catches me looking. (Once upon a time she pointed the girls out and then smacked me playfully for appreciating the view. We're long past that however.)
  • 777Gemma888
    777Gemma888 Posts: 9,578 Member
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    Women in general are my weekness like superman there my kryptonite

    Your posts have been missed on these threads. Raw honesty.
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