What's YOUR weakness when it comes to the opposite gender?

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  • redfishbluer
    redfishbluer Posts: 48 Member
    vanityy99 wrote: »
    vanityy99 wrote: »
    vanityy99 wrote: »
    Nice full lips to kiss on. Not lines.
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    His hairline is uneven. Hard pass.

    Bye
    What's up with his collar? Why can't hipsters just buy a pack of Hanes tees like the rest of us. There always has to be some sort of one-upmanship.... let's put chocolate in this beer... let's buy a t-shirt with a skinny collar 🙄

    His collar now?? did you pull a muscle with that reach lol

    Never knew a collar could one up someone... tbh idk what a hipster even is but if it looks like that give me all day. And your focusing on the wrong things, hello, lips💋

    Probably just collagen injections

    I'm more focused on his tiny, doll sized face :neutral:
  • vanityy99
    vanityy99 Posts: 2,583 Member
    vanityy99 wrote: »
    vanityy99 wrote: »
    vanityy99 wrote: »
    Nice full lips to kiss on. Not lines.
    8a7id29vfbjc.jpeg
    His hairline is uneven. Hard pass.

    Bye
    What's up with his collar? Why can't hipsters just buy a pack of Hanes tees like the rest of us. There always has to be some sort of one-upmanship.... let's put chocolate in this beer... let's buy a t-shirt with a skinny collar 🙄

    His collar now?? did you pull a muscle with that reach lol

    Never knew a collar could one up someone... tbh idk what a hipster even is but if it looks like that give me all day. And your focusing on the wrong things, hello, lips💋

    Probably just collagen injections

    I'm more focused on his tiny, doll sized face :neutral:

    He does have a doll sized face now that you pointed it out.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    vanityy99 wrote: »
    vanityy99 wrote: »
    vanityy99 wrote: »
    vanityy99 wrote: »
    Nice full lips to kiss on. Not lines.
    8a7id29vfbjc.jpeg
    His hairline is uneven. Hard pass.

    Bye
    What's up with his collar? Why can't hipsters just buy a pack of Hanes tees like the rest of us. There always has to be some sort of one-upmanship.... let's put chocolate in this beer... let's buy a t-shirt with a skinny collar 🙄

    His collar now?? did you pull a muscle with that reach lol

    Never knew a collar could one up someone... tbh idk what a hipster even is but if it looks like that give me all day. And your focusing on the wrong things, hello, lips💋

    Probably just collagen injections

    I'm more focused on his tiny, doll sized face :neutral:

    He does have a doll sized face now that you pointed it out.

    Tbh... I kinda thought the same thing...

    But I'm not going to criticize this Dude any further than that, he could be anyone and I just can't bring myself to do it lol...
  • redfishbluer
    redfishbluer Posts: 48 Member
    edited April 2020
    vanityy99 wrote: »
    vanityy99 wrote: »
    vanityy99 wrote: »
    vanityy99 wrote: »
    Nice full lips to kiss on. Not lines.
    8a7id29vfbjc.jpeg
    His hairline is uneven. Hard pass.

    Bye
    What's up with his collar? Why can't hipsters just buy a pack of Hanes tees like the rest of us. There always has to be some sort of one-upmanship.... let's put chocolate in this beer... let's buy a t-shirt with a skinny collar 🙄

    His collar now?? did you pull a muscle with that reach lol

    Never knew a collar could one up someone... tbh idk what a hipster even is but if it looks like that give me all day. And your focusing on the wrong things, hello, lips💋

    Probably just collagen injections

    I'm more focused on his tiny, doll sized face :neutral:

    He does have a doll sized face now that you pointed it out.

    He's pretty much a freak but has nice lips

    Aaaaand he's actually Mr. Burns. You want to make out with a dolly faced tiny headed Mr. Burns.

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  • redfishbluer
    redfishbluer Posts: 48 Member
    vanityy99 wrote: »
    vanityy99 wrote: »
    vanityy99 wrote: »
    vanityy99 wrote: »
    Nice full lips to kiss on. Not lines.
    8a7id29vfbjc.jpeg
    His hairline is uneven. Hard pass.

    Bye
    What's up with his collar? Why can't hipsters just buy a pack of Hanes tees like the rest of us. There always has to be some sort of one-upmanship.... let's put chocolate in this beer... let's buy a t-shirt with a skinny collar 🙄

    His collar now?? did you pull a muscle with that reach lol

    Never knew a collar could one up someone... tbh idk what a hipster even is but if it looks like that give me all day. And your focusing on the wrong things, hello, lips💋

    Probably just collagen injections

    I'm more focused on his tiny, doll sized face :neutral:

    He does have a doll sized face now that you pointed it out.

    Tbh... I kinda thought the same thing...

    But I'm not going to criticize this Dude any further than that, he could be anyone and I just can't bring myself to do it lol...

    He's perfectly lovely. Too perfectly. :smirk:
  • mi_nina_lola
    mi_nina_lola Posts: 767 Member
    when he puts on a suit
  • redfishbluer
    redfishbluer Posts: 48 Member
    when he puts on a suit

    You know that just leads to the suit not even being on though. You're a convoluted creature. :smiley:
  • _Miss_chievous_
    _Miss_chievous_ Posts: 2,765 Member
    when he puts on a suit

    That tie though... 😏 the possibilities
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  • vanityy99
    vanityy99 Posts: 2,583 Member
    vanityy99 wrote: »
    vanityy99 wrote: »
    vanityy99 wrote: »
    vanityy99 wrote: »
    Nice full lips to kiss on. Not lines.
    8a7id29vfbjc.jpeg
    His hairline is uneven. Hard pass.

    Bye
    What's up with his collar? Why can't hipsters just buy a pack of Hanes tees like the rest of us. There always has to be some sort of one-upmanship.... let's put chocolate in this beer... let's buy a t-shirt with a skinny collar 🙄

    His collar now?? did you pull a muscle with that reach lol

    Never knew a collar could one up someone... tbh idk what a hipster even is but if it looks like that give me all day. And your focusing on the wrong things, hello, lips💋

    Probably just collagen injections

    I'm more focused on his tiny, doll sized face :neutral:

    He does have a doll sized face now that you pointed it out.

    He's pretty much a freak but has nice lips

    Aaaaand he's actually Mr. Burns. You want to make out with a dolly faced tiny headed Mr. Burns.

    x2u811bzi8y3.gif

    Yeah but his abs height and other things make up for it 😬

    Can’t have it all...
  • mi_nina_lola
    mi_nina_lola Posts: 767 Member
    when he puts on a suit

    You know that just leads to the suit not even being on though. You're a convoluted creature. :smiley:

    i'm glad you remembered that ;)
  • mi_nina_lola
    mi_nina_lola Posts: 767 Member
    when he puts on a suit

    That tie though... 😏 the possibilities
    gfu2k84nm4vw.gif


    i can hear that little man rubbing his hands in glee from here
  • redfishbluer
    redfishbluer Posts: 48 Member
    vanityy99 wrote: »
    vanityy99 wrote: »
    vanityy99 wrote: »
    vanityy99 wrote: »
    vanityy99 wrote: »
    Nice full lips to kiss on. Not lines.
    8a7id29vfbjc.jpeg
    His hairline is uneven. Hard pass.

    Bye
    What's up with his collar? Why can't hipsters just buy a pack of Hanes tees like the rest of us. There always has to be some sort of one-upmanship.... let's put chocolate in this beer... let's buy a t-shirt with a skinny collar 🙄

    His collar now?? did you pull a muscle with that reach lol

    Never knew a collar could one up someone... tbh idk what a hipster even is but if it looks like that give me all day. And your focusing on the wrong things, hello, lips💋

    Probably just collagen injections

    I'm more focused on his tiny, doll sized face :neutral:

    He does have a doll sized face now that you pointed it out.

    He's pretty much a freak but has nice lips

    Aaaaand he's actually Mr. Burns. You want to make out with a dolly faced tiny headed Mr. Burns.

    x2u811bzi8y3.gif

    Yeah but his abs height and other things make up for it 😬

    Can’t have it all...

    Abs height? :rage:

    Just when I think I might have a chance, some new unattainable beauty standard comes along. *sigh*

  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I melt,

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    Mmhmmm.. :p
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    I melt,

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    Mmhmmm.. :p

    I literally salivate. :D
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I melt,

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    Mmhmmm.. :p

    I literally salivate. :D

    Totally understandable 😉
  • indigoblu74
    indigoblu74 Posts: 86 Member
    Rickets.
  • _sw33tp3a_11
    _sw33tp3a_11 Posts: 4,692 Member
    when he puts on a suit

    God yes!
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    iMago wrote: »
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    Looks like fun
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    When she's totally clumsy
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,233 Member
    When she's totally clumsy

    Take yo pick

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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    When she's totally clumsy

    Take yo pick

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    Popcorn > Newborn Baby Giraffe
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    When she's totally clumsy

    Lmao, this is @PaperDoll_

    Clumsy? Me? No way... 😂
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  • _Miss_chievous_
    _Miss_chievous_ Posts: 2,765 Member
    When he leaves me alone.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    edited April 2020
    hot and humble. Basically someone who didn’t get hot until after high school.
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    iMago wrote: »
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    Kinda looks like the Rebel Yell roller coaster at Kings Dominion.
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    When he occasionally says nice things to me.
  • TarryTaffyTwo
    TarryTaffyTwo Posts: 448 Member
    Currently... if he's got a stash of fresh fruits & veggies & bathroom paper.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Deep eyes, a killer smile, confident but kind, witty, smart, brings me coffee in bed and gives good massages. That’s not too much to ask for is it? 😂
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