What's YOUR weakness when it comes to the opposite gender?

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  • Posts: 1,124 Member
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    If her bottom biscuits were out, then was her cherry blossom bread out too? 🤔

    Naw, she had underroos on. That would just be trashy if her cherry blossom bread was out for the whole world to see.
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    Naw, she had underroos on. That would just be trashy if her cherry blossom bread was out for the whole world to see.

    well now, trashy is as trashy does...
  • Posts: 32,857 Member
    Short shorts and roller skates 😍
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    A silver fox that tells me he loves my appetite.
  • Posts: 9,073 Member
    When she’s suspiciously always in bed every time we chat.
  • Posts: 52 Member
    Boobs lol 😂 😂😂
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    My wife's boobs 💦😂
  • Posts: 9,073 Member
    When she wears the same perfume as my babysitter from age 10 to 11
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    When she wears the same perfume as my babysitter from age 10 to 11

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  • Posts: 32,857 Member
    When she’s prissy 😏
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    When she personally makes sure that the trailer is cleaned and tidied up before I come in for a conjugal visit.
  • Posts: 1,748 Member
    LEGS 🦵
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    BIG_FN_R0B wrote: »
    LEGS 🦵

    Oh hiii 😉 :D
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  • Posts: 1,748 Member
    Not that🤢🤮😂
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    Oh hiii 😉 :D
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    Hello there 😏
  • Posts: 6,285 Member
    When they can meal plan tasty, high protein food several days in advance
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    MaltedTea wrote: »
    When they can meal plan tasty, high protein food several days in advance

    omg is this me??? bc i can do that ♥️
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    omg is this me??? bc i can do that ♥️

    I mean, I'm out here not-so-blatantly plotting so it might be 😏
  • Posts: 32,857 Member
    When she promises to send me peacocks. 🦚 🥰
  • Posts: 9,073 Member
    when she would be into this

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  • Posts: 8,714 Member
    laminar flow
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    iMago wrote: »
    laminar flow

    From...where?
  • Posts: 4,692 Member
    When they laugh at my lame attempt at jokes/puns.
  • Posts: 20,510 Member
    When they laugh at my lame attempt at jokes/puns.

    LOL!

    That's both awesome and hilarious at the same time!!
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    Motorsheen wrote: »

    LOL!

    That's both awesome and hilarious at the same time!!

    😍🥰
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    He’d be so much fun!
  • Posts: 1,124 Member
    edited September 2020
    When ol’ girl is cool that it’s been a rough week on my sleep schedule and instead of planning this, that, and the other lets me equalize for a a good couple twelve hours.

    And, before I’ve equalized and am extremely hangry, responds with a hug, a smooch, and gently reminds me that I’m being a dick instead of flat out telling me I am. Then offers to make me food to help get over my hangryness

    She’s into spiders.

    Bottom biscuits... mmmmmm 🤤

    When it’s time for us to plant the smallish garden and she volunteers to help run the front-tine toro-tiller. She shows up in clothing that is comfortable and gardening appropriate but will also accentuates her. I’m already out in the barn getting the tools ready when she comes out. She’s decided a bikini as undergarments, one of my old button down shirts with the sleeves cut off and open except for tied at the bottom to somewhat close the front, and a pair of cut offs that are loose but not so much that she has to zip them all the way up and button them. After I pick my jaw up from the dirt I wheel the roto-tiller out and start it up. After a bit of helping her get the tines started She’s off and tilling. I continue working but don’t get hardly anything done because I can’t keep my eyes off of her. Her muscles flexing, her breastesses being held firm by her bikini top but still having that sexy bounce, dat *kitten*... 🤤

    After I get absolutely nothing done, because I have little self control and can’t keep my focus on anything but her, and she’s done most of the tilling she decides to take a much deserved break. She heads into the pool house to shower off and hops in the pool. I take over tilling but it takes me twice as long and I do a half assed job because as I’m facing her I move slower than pond water in February and when my back is to here I move like I’ve got a fire up under my *kitten* just so I can get to the other end and turn around for another look at that beautiful woman relaxing.
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    ^^ This guy 🙌🏿

    Also, do they still make "button fly jeans" with more than 2 buttons? Those were everywhere back in the day!
  • Posts: 1,000 Member
    When she's a lot shorter than me

    and has a sling

    and some smooth stones
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