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    • Posts: 1,124 Member
      MaltedTea wrote: »
      If her bottom biscuits were out, then was her cherry blossom bread out too? 🤔

      Naw, she had underroos on. That would just be trashy if her cherry blossom bread was out for the whole world to see.
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      brustmannzwei wrote: »
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      Naw, she had underroos on. That would just be trashy if her cherry blossom bread was out for the whole world to see.

      well now, trashy is as trashy does...
    • Posts: 32,857 Member
      Short shorts and roller skates 😍
    • Posts: 7,744 Member
      A silver fox that tells me he loves my appetite.
    • Posts: 9,073 Member
      When she’s suspiciously always in bed every time we chat.
    • Posts: 52 Member
      Boobs lol 😂 😂😂
    • Posts: 52 Member
      My wife's boobs 💦😂
    • Posts: 9,073 Member
      When she wears the same perfume as my babysitter from age 10 to 11
    • Posts: 1,592 Member
      happimess01 wrote: »
      When she wears the same perfume as my babysitter from age 10 to 11

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    • Posts: 32,857 Member
      When she’s prissy 😏
    • Posts: 9,073 Member
      When she personally makes sure that the trailer is cleaned and tidied up before I come in for a conjugal visit.
    • Posts: 1,748 Member
      LEGS 🦵
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      BIG_FN_R0B wrote: »
      LEGS 🦵

      Oh hiii 😉 :D
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    • Posts: 1,748 Member
      Not that🤢🤮😂
    • Posts: 32,857 Member
      slimgirljo15 wrote: »
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      Oh hiii 😉 :D
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      Hello there 😏
    • Posts: 6,285 Member
      When they can meal plan tasty, high protein food several days in advance
    • Posts: 2,116 Member
      MaltedTea wrote: »
      When they can meal plan tasty, high protein food several days in advance

      omg is this me??? bc i can do that ♥️
    • Posts: 6,285 Member
      sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
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      omg is this me??? bc i can do that ♥️

      I mean, I'm out here not-so-blatantly plotting so it might be 😏
    • Posts: 32,857 Member
      When she promises to send me peacocks. 🦚 🥰
    • Posts: 9,073 Member
      when she would be into this

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    • Posts: 8,714 Member
      laminar flow
    • Posts: 6,285 Member
      iMago wrote: »
      laminar flow

      From...where?
    • Posts: 4,692 Member
      When they laugh at my lame attempt at jokes/puns.
    • Posts: 20,510 Member
      _sw33tp3a_11 wrote: »
      When they laugh at my lame attempt at jokes/puns.

      LOL!

      That's both awesome and hilarious at the same time!!
    • Posts: 4,692 Member
      Motorsheen wrote: »
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      LOL!

      That's both awesome and hilarious at the same time!!

      😍🥰
    • Posts: 15,688 Member
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      He’d be so much fun!
    • Posts: 1,124 Member
      edited September 2020
      When ol’ girl is cool that it’s been a rough week on my sleep schedule and instead of planning this, that, and the other lets me equalize for a a good couple twelve hours.

      And, before I’ve equalized and am extremely hangry, responds with a hug, a smooch, and gently reminds me that I’m being a dick instead of flat out telling me I am. Then offers to make me food to help get over my hangryness

      She’s into spiders.

      Bottom biscuits... mmmmmm 🤤

      When it’s time for us to plant the smallish garden and she volunteers to help run the front-tine toro-tiller. She shows up in clothing that is comfortable and gardening appropriate but will also accentuates her. I’m already out in the barn getting the tools ready when she comes out. She’s decided a bikini as undergarments, one of my old button down shirts with the sleeves cut off and open except for tied at the bottom to somewhat close the front, and a pair of cut offs that are loose but not so much that she has to zip them all the way up and button them. After I pick my jaw up from the dirt I wheel the roto-tiller out and start it up. After a bit of helping her get the tines started She’s off and tilling. I continue working but don’t get hardly anything done because I can’t keep my eyes off of her. Her muscles flexing, her breastesses being held firm by her bikini top but still having that sexy bounce, dat *kitten*... 🤤

      After I get absolutely nothing done, because I have little self control and can’t keep my focus on anything but her, and she’s done most of the tilling she decides to take a much deserved break. She heads into the pool house to shower off and hops in the pool. I take over tilling but it takes me twice as long and I do a half assed job because as I’m facing her I move slower than pond water in February and when my back is to here I move like I’ve got a fire up under my *kitten* just so I can get to the other end and turn around for another look at that beautiful woman relaxing.
    • Posts: 6,285 Member
      ^^ This guy 🙌🏿

      Also, do they still make "button fly jeans" with more than 2 buttons? Those were everywhere back in the day!
    • Posts: 1,000 Member
      When she's a lot shorter than me

      and has a sling

      and some smooth stones
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