What's YOUR weakness when it comes to the opposite gender?

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  • brustmannzwei
    brustmannzwei Posts: 1,124 Member
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    If her bottom biscuits were out, then was her cherry blossom bread out too? 🤔

    Naw, she had underroos on. That would just be trashy if her cherry blossom bread was out for the whole world to see.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,510 Member
    brustmannzwei wrote: »
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    If her bottom biscuits were out, then was her cherry blossom bread out too? 🤔

    Naw, she had underroos on. That would just be trashy if her cherry blossom bread was out for the whole world to see.

    well now, trashy is as trashy does...
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Short shorts and roller skates 😍
  • slessofme
    slessofme Posts: 7,744 Member
    A silver fox that tells me he loves my appetite.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    When she’s suspiciously always in bed every time we chat.
  • capgordon2774
    capgordon2774 Posts: 52 Member
    Boobs lol 😂 😂😂
  • capgordon2774
    capgordon2774 Posts: 52 Member
    My wife's boobs 💦😂
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    When she wears the same perfume as my babysitter from age 10 to 11
  • Miss_Chiev0us
    Miss_Chiev0us Posts: 1,592 Member
    happimess01 wrote: »
    When she wears the same perfume as my babysitter from age 10 to 11

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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    When she’s prissy 😏
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    When she personally makes sure that the trailer is cleaned and tidied up before I come in for a conjugal visit.
  • BIG_FN_R0B
    BIG_FN_R0B Posts: 1,748 Member
    LEGS 🦵
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    BIG_FN_R0B wrote: »
    LEGS 🦵

    Oh hiii 😉 :D
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  • BIG_FN_R0B
    BIG_FN_R0B Posts: 1,748 Member
    Not that🤢🤮😂
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    BIG_FN_R0B wrote: »
    LEGS 🦵

    Oh hiii 😉 :D
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    Hello there 😏
  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,285 Member
    When they can meal plan tasty, high protein food several days in advance
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    When they can meal plan tasty, high protein food several days in advance

    omg is this me??? bc i can do that ♥️
  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,285 Member
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    When they can meal plan tasty, high protein food several days in advance

    omg is this me??? bc i can do that ♥️

    I mean, I'm out here not-so-blatantly plotting so it might be 😏
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    When she promises to send me peacocks. 🦚 🥰
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    when she would be into this

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  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    laminar flow
  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,285 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    laminar flow

    From...where?
  • _sw33tp3a_11
    _sw33tp3a_11 Posts: 4,692 Member
    When they laugh at my lame attempt at jokes/puns.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,510 Member
    _sw33tp3a_11 wrote: »
    When they laugh at my lame attempt at jokes/puns.

    LOL!

    That's both awesome and hilarious at the same time!!
  • _sw33tp3a_11
    _sw33tp3a_11 Posts: 4,692 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    _sw33tp3a_11 wrote: »
    When they laugh at my lame attempt at jokes/puns.

    LOL!

    That's both awesome and hilarious at the same time!!

    😍🥰
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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    He’d be so much fun!
  • brustmannzwei
    brustmannzwei Posts: 1,124 Member
    edited September 2020
    When ol’ girl is cool that it’s been a rough week on my sleep schedule and instead of planning this, that, and the other lets me equalize for a a good couple twelve hours.

    And, before I’ve equalized and am extremely hangry, responds with a hug, a smooch, and gently reminds me that I’m being a dick instead of flat out telling me I am. Then offers to make me food to help get over my hangryness

    She’s into spiders.

    Bottom biscuits... mmmmmm 🤤

    When it’s time for us to plant the smallish garden and she volunteers to help run the front-tine toro-tiller. She shows up in clothing that is comfortable and gardening appropriate but will also accentuates her. I’m already out in the barn getting the tools ready when she comes out. She’s decided a bikini as undergarments, one of my old button down shirts with the sleeves cut off and open except for tied at the bottom to somewhat close the front, and a pair of cut offs that are loose but not so much that she has to zip them all the way up and button them. After I pick my jaw up from the dirt I wheel the roto-tiller out and start it up. After a bit of helping her get the tines started She’s off and tilling. I continue working but don’t get hardly anything done because I can’t keep my eyes off of her. Her muscles flexing, her breastesses being held firm by her bikini top but still having that sexy bounce, dat *kitten*... 🤤

    After I get absolutely nothing done, because I have little self control and can’t keep my focus on anything but her, and she’s done most of the tilling she decides to take a much deserved break. She heads into the pool house to shower off and hops in the pool. I take over tilling but it takes me twice as long and I do a half assed job because as I’m facing her I move slower than pond water in February and when my back is to here I move like I’ve got a fire up under my *kitten* just so I can get to the other end and turn around for another look at that beautiful woman relaxing.
  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,285 Member
    ^^ This guy 🙌🏿

    Also, do they still make "button fly jeans" with more than 2 buttons? Those were everywhere back in the day!
  • Reckoner69_lmao
    Reckoner69_lmao Posts: 1,000 Member
    When she's a lot shorter than me

    and has a sling

    and some smooth stones
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