What's YOUR weakness when it comes to the opposite gender?

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  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    When she looks like a Sith Lord *kitten* a Christmas Angel and had a love child ๐Ÿ˜...
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    When she says she is married but not married AF
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    When heโ€™s married af
  • Danw586
    Danw586 Posts: 237 Member
    Appreciates the cut and the bulk looks
  • When she was born being burned at the stake two-hundred years ago and now wants to kill me and all my friends
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    When she was born being burned at the stake two-hundred years ago and now wants to kill me and all my friends

    Seems like a trick
  • _sw33tp3a_11
    _sw33tp3a_11 Posts: 4,692 Member
    Dad bods fosho
  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,286 Member
    When she was born being burned at the stake two-hundred years ago and now wants to kill me and all my friends

    To be clear, I do not know this man... sorry to this man. ๐Ÿ˜‘
  • Justn_83
    Justn_83 Posts: 492 Member
    Yes.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Tacos
  • Revolu7
    Revolu7 Posts: 1,035 Member
    Dad bods fosho

    Damn.....
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    when she feels I deserve to get the vaccine
  • Iron_Muscle_
    Iron_Muscle_ Posts: 5,095 Member
    Breathing
  • KickassAmazon76
    KickassAmazon76 Posts: 4,678 Member
    Dad bods fosho

    Damn.....

    Non dad bods are good too!
  • _sw33tp3a_11
    _sw33tp3a_11 Posts: 4,692 Member
    Dad bods fosho

    Damn.....

    Non dad bods are good too!

    He knows that ๐Ÿ˜’
  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,286 Member
    Dad bods fosho

    Damn.....

    Non dad bods are good too!

    He knows that ๐Ÿ˜’

    Right! The amount of excuses too much. I want to start a @Revolu7 suit-wearing (or nah) selfie petition at this point ๐Ÿ˜‘

    We can not let this slide. WE HAVE RIGHTS โœŠ๐Ÿฟ

    (...starts looking for her acrylic paints and bristol board to make protest signs...)
  • _sw33tp3a_11
    _sw33tp3a_11 Posts: 4,692 Member
    Dad bods fosho

    Damn.....

    Non dad bods are good too!

    He knows that ๐Ÿ˜’

    Right! The amount of excuses too much. I want to start a @Revolu7 suit-wearing (or nah) selfie petition at this point ๐Ÿ˜‘

    We can not let this slide. WE HAVE RIGHTS โœŠ๐Ÿฟ

    (...starts looking for her acrylic paints and bristol board to make protest signs...)

    Or you can just wear a dress all for the cause of course and he will HAVE to live up to his word ๐Ÿ˜‰
  • Revolu7
    Revolu7 Posts: 1,035 Member
    Dad bods fosho

    Damn.....

    Non dad bods are good too!

    He knows that ๐Ÿ˜’

    Right! The amount of excuses too much. I want to start a @Revolu7 suit-wearing (or nah) selfie petition at this point ๐Ÿ˜‘

    We can not let this slide. WE HAVE RIGHTS โœŠ๐Ÿฟ

    (...starts looking for her acrylic paints and bristol board to make protest signs...)

    Or you can just wear a dress all for the cause of course and he will HAVE to live up to his word ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Don't get bamboozled. I present to you, Exhibit A-1, dated December 13, 2020...
    *snip*

    Aha! Finally a reason to don my Tom Ford suit that i never ever wore in public and thought was a huge waste of money!

    Therefore, the plaintiff is actually the defendant and must comply with their original intent without amendments involving any current or future named party.

    Herewith and heretofore and etcetera. ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟโ€โš–๏ธ

    Que?
  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,286 Member
    Dad bods fosho

    Damn.....

    Non dad bods are good too!

    He knows that ๐Ÿ˜’

    Right! The amount of excuses too much. I want to start a @Revolu7 suit-wearing (or nah) selfie petition at this point ๐Ÿ˜‘

    We can not let this slide. WE HAVE RIGHTS โœŠ๐Ÿฟ

    (...starts looking for her acrylic paints and bristol board to make protest signs...)

    Or you can just wear a dress all for the cause of course and he will HAVE to live up to his word ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Don't get bamboozled. I present to you, Exhibit A-1, dated December 13, 2020...
    *snip*

    Aha! Finally a reason to don my Tom Ford suit that i never ever wore in public and thought was a huge waste of money!

    Therefore, the plaintiff is actually the defendant and must comply with their original intent without amendments involving any current or future named party.

    Herewith and heretofore and etcetera. ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟโ€โš–๏ธ

    Que?

    Put on the Tom Ford, sir. We're much obliged...herewith and heretofore and etcetera ๐Ÿ˜‚
  • Revolu7
    Revolu7 Posts: 1,035 Member
    Dad bods fosho

    Damn.....

    Non dad bods are good too!

    He knows that ๐Ÿ˜’

    Right! The amount of excuses too much. I want to start a @Revolu7 suit-wearing (or nah) selfie petition at this point ๐Ÿ˜‘

    We can not let this slide. WE HAVE RIGHTS โœŠ๐Ÿฟ

    (...starts looking for her acrylic paints and bristol board to make protest signs...)

    Or you can just wear a dress all for the cause of course and he will HAVE to live up to his word ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Don't get bamboozled. I present to you, Exhibit A-1, dated December 13, 2020...
    *snip*

    Aha! Finally a reason to don my Tom Ford suit that i never ever wore in public and thought was a huge waste of money!

    Therefore, the plaintiff is actually the defendant and must comply with their original intent without amendments involving any current or future named party.

    Herewith and heretofore and etcetera. ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟโ€โš–๏ธ

    Que?

    Put on the Tom Ford, sir. We're much obliged...herewith and heretofore and etcetera ๐Ÿ˜‚

    Wait, im thinking in my previous statement i had a reason to wear it.....did not say i was going to wear it.....however in my latest statement, i said if @MaltedTea were to post a pic in a LBD i would post in ghe suit thread. Now i believe i have not seen your LBD contribution as of yet......๐Ÿ˜
  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,286 Member
    Dad bods fosho

    Damn.....

    Non dad bods are good too!

    He knows that ๐Ÿ˜’

    Right! The amount of excuses too much. I want to start a @Revolu7 suit-wearing (or nah) selfie petition at this point ๐Ÿ˜‘

    We can not let this slide. WE HAVE RIGHTS โœŠ๐Ÿฟ

    (...starts looking for her acrylic paints and bristol board to make protest signs...)

    Or you can just wear a dress all for the cause of course and he will HAVE to live up to his word ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Don't get bamboozled. I present to you, Exhibit A-1, dated December 13, 2020...
    *snip*

    Aha! Finally a reason to don my Tom Ford suit that i never ever wore in public and thought was a huge waste of money!

    Therefore, the plaintiff is actually the defendant and must comply with their original intent without amendments involving any current or future named party.

    Herewith and heretofore and etcetera. ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟโ€โš–๏ธ

    Que?

    Put on the Tom Ford, sir. We're much obliged...herewith and heretofore and etcetera ๐Ÿ˜‚

    Wait, im thinking in my previous statement i had a reason to wear it.....did not say i was going to wear it.....however in my latest statement, i said if @MaltedTea were to post a pic in a LBD i would post in ghe suit thread. Now i believe i have not seen your LBD contribution as of yet......๐Ÿ˜

    That's it. We've reached the ultimate level of negotiation prior to outright stalemate: โœŠโœ‹โœŒ๏ธ

    Yes, "Rock, Paper, Scissors"

    Now how do we do this virtually? ๐Ÿค”
  • Revolu7
    Revolu7 Posts: 1,035 Member
    Dad bods fosho

    Damn.....

    Non dad bods are good too!

    He knows that ๐Ÿ˜’

    Right! The amount of excuses too much. I want to start a @Revolu7 suit-wearing (or nah) selfie petition at this point ๐Ÿ˜‘

    We can not let this slide. WE HAVE RIGHTS โœŠ๐Ÿฟ

    (...starts looking for her acrylic paints and bristol board to make protest signs...)

    Or you can just wear a dress all for the cause of course and he will HAVE to live up to his word ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Don't get bamboozled. I present to you, Exhibit A-1, dated December 13, 2020...
    *snip*

    Aha! Finally a reason to don my Tom Ford suit that i never ever wore in public and thought was a huge waste of money!

    Therefore, the plaintiff is actually the defendant and must comply with their original intent without amendments involving any current or future named party.

    Herewith and heretofore and etcetera. ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟโ€โš–๏ธ

    Que?

    Put on the Tom Ford, sir. We're much obliged...herewith and heretofore and etcetera ๐Ÿ˜‚

    Wait, im thinking in my previous statement i had a reason to wear it.....did not say i was going to wear it.....however in my latest statement, i said if @MaltedTea were to post a pic in a LBD i would post in ghe suit thread. Now i believe i have not seen your LBD contribution as of yet......๐Ÿ˜

    That's it. We've reached the ultimate level of negotiation prior to outright stalemate: โœŠโœ‹โœŒ๏ธ

    Yes, "Rock, Paper, Scissors"

    Now how do we do this virtually? ๐Ÿค”

    Well....tell you what....im stopping on my way home today to get a haircut, then im gonna go home and try to make sense of this facial hair i got growing right now. After i get that in check im going to put on that overpriced suit and take a picture. Ill then save that in my phone for 7 days. If in that time you do post a LBD pic i will have my side of the bargain good to go. If you do not post, well then i am released from my obligation and we just forget the whole thing. I say thats easy enough, si?
  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,286 Member
    Dad bods fosho

    Damn.....

    Non dad bods are good too!

    He knows that ๐Ÿ˜’

    Right! The amount of excuses too much. I want to start a @Revolu7 suit-wearing (or nah) selfie petition at this point ๐Ÿ˜‘

    We can not let this slide. WE HAVE RIGHTS โœŠ๐Ÿฟ

    (...starts looking for her acrylic paints and bristol board to make protest signs...)

    Or you can just wear a dress all for the cause of course and he will HAVE to live up to his word ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Don't get bamboozled. I present to you, Exhibit A-1, dated December 13, 2020...
    *snip*

    Aha! Finally a reason to don my Tom Ford suit that i never ever wore in public and thought was a huge waste of money!

    Therefore, the plaintiff is actually the defendant and must comply with their original intent without amendments involving any current or future named party.

    Herewith and heretofore and etcetera. ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟโ€โš–๏ธ

    Que?

    Put on the Tom Ford, sir. We're much obliged...herewith and heretofore and etcetera ๐Ÿ˜‚

    Wait, im thinking in my previous statement i had a reason to wear it.....did not say i was going to wear it.....however in my latest statement, i said if @MaltedTea were to post a pic in a LBD i would post in ghe suit thread. Now i believe i have not seen your LBD contribution as of yet......๐Ÿ˜

    That's it. We've reached the ultimate level of negotiation prior to outright stalemate: โœŠโœ‹โœŒ๏ธ

    Yes, "Rock, Paper, Scissors"

    Now how do we do this virtually? ๐Ÿค”

    Well....tell you what....im stopping on my way home today to get a haircut, then im gonna go home and try to make sense of this facial hair i got growing right now. After i get that in check im going to put on that overpriced suit and take a picture. Ill then save that in my phone for 7 days. If in that time you do post a LBD pic i will have my side of the bargain good to go. If you do not post, well then i am released from my obligation and we just forget the whole thing. I say thats easy enough, si?

    Why you need shave? ๐Ÿ˜‘ I was just about to post but, hey, let us know when you feel sufficiently preened and I'll do so.
  • Revolu7
    Revolu7 Posts: 1,035 Member
    Dad bods fosho

    Damn.....

    Non dad bods are good too!

    He knows that ๐Ÿ˜’

    Right! The amount of excuses too much. I want to start a @Revolu7 suit-wearing (or nah) selfie petition at this point ๐Ÿ˜‘

    We can not let this slide. WE HAVE RIGHTS โœŠ๐Ÿฟ

    (...starts looking for her acrylic paints and bristol board to make protest signs...)

    Or you can just wear a dress all for the cause of course and he will HAVE to live up to his word ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Don't get bamboozled. I present to you, Exhibit A-1, dated December 13, 2020...
    *snip*

    Aha! Finally a reason to don my Tom Ford suit that i never ever wore in public and thought was a huge waste of money!

    Therefore, the plaintiff is actually the defendant and must comply with their original intent without amendments involving any current or future named party.

    Herewith and heretofore and etcetera. ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟโ€โš–๏ธ

    Que?

    Put on the Tom Ford, sir. We're much obliged...herewith and heretofore and etcetera ๐Ÿ˜‚

    Wait, im thinking in my previous statement i had a reason to wear it.....did not say i was going to wear it.....however in my latest statement, i said if @MaltedTea were to post a pic in a LBD i would post in ghe suit thread. Now i believe i have not seen your LBD contribution as of yet......๐Ÿ˜

    That's it. We've reached the ultimate level of negotiation prior to outright stalemate: โœŠโœ‹โœŒ๏ธ

    Yes, "Rock, Paper, Scissors"

    Now how do we do this virtually? ๐Ÿค”

    Well....tell you what....im stopping on my way home today to get a haircut, then im gonna go home and try to make sense of this facial hair i got growing right now. After i get that in check im going to put on that overpriced suit and take a picture. Ill then save that in my phone for 7 days. If in that time you do post a LBD pic i will have my side of the bargain good to go. If you do not post, well then i am released from my obligation and we just forget the whole thing. I say thats easy enough, si?

    Why you need shave? ๐Ÿ˜‘ I was just about to post but, hey, let us know when you feel sufficiently preened and I'll do so.

    Feel free to post now Ms. @MaltedTea ....im not able to put the suit on now anyway....wont be home for a few hours. And to be fair, its going to be pretty anti climatic when i do.
  • KickassAmazon76
    KickassAmazon76 Posts: 4,678 Member
    Dad bods fosho

    Damn.....

    Non dad bods are good too!

    He knows that ๐Ÿ˜’

    Right! The amount of excuses too much. I want to start a @Revolu7 suit-wearing (or nah) selfie petition at this point ๐Ÿ˜‘

    We can not let this slide. WE HAVE RIGHTS โœŠ๐Ÿฟ

    (...starts looking for her acrylic paints and bristol board to make protest signs...)

    Or you can just wear a dress all for the cause of course and he will HAVE to live up to his word ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Don't get bamboozled. I present to you, Exhibit A-1, dated December 13, 2020...
    *snip*

    Aha! Finally a reason to don my Tom Ford suit that i never ever wore in public and thought was a huge waste of money!

    Therefore, the plaintiff is actually the defendant and must comply with their original intent without amendments involving any current or future named party.

    Herewith and heretofore and etcetera. ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟโ€โš–๏ธ

    Que?

    Put on the Tom Ford, sir. We're much obliged...herewith and heretofore and etcetera ๐Ÿ˜‚

    Wait, im thinking in my previous statement i had a reason to wear it.....did not say i was going to wear it.....however in my latest statement, i said if @MaltedTea were to post a pic in a LBD i would post in ghe suit thread. Now i believe i have not seen your LBD contribution as of yet......๐Ÿ˜

    That's it. We've reached the ultimate level of negotiation prior to outright stalemate: โœŠโœ‹โœŒ๏ธ

    Yes, "Rock, Paper, Scissors"

    Now how do we do this virtually? ๐Ÿค”

    Well....tell you what....im stopping on my way home today to get a haircut, then im gonna go home and try to make sense of this facial hair i got growing right now. After i get that in check im going to put on that overpriced suit and take a picture. Ill then save that in my phone for 7 days. If in that time you do post a LBD pic i will have my side of the bargain good to go. If you do not post, well then i am released from my obligation and we just forget the whole thing. I say thats easy enough, si?

    Why you need shave? ๐Ÿ˜‘ I was just about to post but, hey, let us know when you feel sufficiently preened and I'll do so.

    I think that as an independent third party, you should submit this photo into my safekeeping so that I can provide assurance that said side of the bargain has indeed been fulfilled.
  • When she gets rid of this headache for me
  • KickassAmazon76
    KickassAmazon76 Posts: 4,678 Member
    Dad bods fosho

    Damn.....

    Non dad bods are good too!

    He knows that ๐Ÿ˜’

    Right! The amount of excuses too much. I want to start a @Revolu7 suit-wearing (or nah) selfie petition at this point ๐Ÿ˜‘

    We can not let this slide. WE HAVE RIGHTS โœŠ๐Ÿฟ

    (...starts looking for her acrylic paints and bristol board to make protest signs...)

    Or you can just wear a dress all for the cause of course and he will HAVE to live up to his word ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Don't get bamboozled. I present to you, Exhibit A-1, dated December 13, 2020...
    *snip*

    Aha! Finally a reason to don my Tom Ford suit that i never ever wore in public and thought was a huge waste of money!

    Therefore, the plaintiff is actually the defendant and must comply with their original intent without amendments involving any current or future named party.

    Herewith and heretofore and etcetera. ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟโ€โš–๏ธ

    Que?

    Put on the Tom Ford, sir. We're much obliged...herewith and heretofore and etcetera ๐Ÿ˜‚

    Wait, im thinking in my previous statement i had a reason to wear it.....did not say i was going to wear it.....however in my latest statement, i said if @MaltedTea were to post a pic in a LBD i would post in ghe suit thread. Now i believe i have not seen your LBD contribution as of yet......๐Ÿ˜

    That's it. We've reached the ultimate level of negotiation prior to outright stalemate: โœŠโœ‹โœŒ๏ธ

    Yes, "Rock, Paper, Scissors"

    Now how do we do this virtually? ๐Ÿค”

    Well....tell you what....im stopping on my way home today to get a haircut, then im gonna go home and try to make sense of this facial hair i got growing right now. After i get that in check im going to put on that overpriced suit and take a picture. Ill then save that in my phone for 7 days. If in that time you do post a LBD pic i will have my side of the bargain good to go. If you do not post, well then i am released from my obligation and we just forget the whole thing. I say thats easy enough, si?

    Why you need shave? ๐Ÿ˜‘ I was just about to post but, hey, let us know when you feel sufficiently preened and I'll do so.

    I think that as an independent third party, you should submit this photo into my safekeeping so that I can provide assurance that said side of the bargain has indeed been fulfilled.

    This was targeted originally @Revolu7... But I think it would be awesome to be safe keeper of both sides' awesome pics. Just sayin! โค๏ธ
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