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What's YOUR weakness when it comes to the opposite gender?

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  • fastandtheusoriousfastandtheusorious Posts: 27Member Member Posts: 27Member Member
    @Behindblue_eyes
    I have to share this because you mentioned hair pulling (which I love too)...before I cut me hair, it was VERY LONG, VERY THICK, VERY CURLY & KINKY..well, my ex was pulling and playing in it during sex & his hand got tangled and caught in it...we literally had to stop "bumping naughty bits" because we were laughing so damn hard at him trying to free his hand!

    My virgin eyes had no idea the things I'd read on mfp this evening.

    You must be new around here.

    I feel as though my innocence is being questioned. Wisely I might add.

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    I am all about the eyes. 😉
  • George_of_the_JungleGeorge_of_the_Jungle Posts: 2,192Member Member Posts: 2,192Member Member
    iMago wrote: »
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    hate it when the remote dies in the middle of a good movie 😩

    The worse![/quote

    You're a mom, you've got backups.

    😂😂 but my kids are older... they don't play with toys anymore haha

    Xbox remotes?
  • Miss_Chievous_Miss_Chievous_ Posts: 206Member Member Posts: 206Member Member
    iMago wrote: »
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    hate it when the remote dies in the middle of a good movie 😩

    The worse![/quote

    You're a mom, you've got backups.

    😂😂 but my kids are older... they don't play with toys anymore haha

    Xbox remotes?

    If I took the batteries out of that I would NEVER have any time to myself 😂😜
  • George_of_the_JungleGeorge_of_the_Jungle Posts: 2,192Member Member Posts: 2,192Member Member
    iMago wrote: »
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    hate it when the remote dies in the middle of a good movie 😩

    The worse![/quote

    You're a mom, you've got backups.

    😂😂 but my kids are older... they don't play with toys anymore haha

    Xbox remotes?

    If I took the batteries out of that I would NEVER have any time to myself 😂😜



    I now see your predicament
    edited August 13
  • your_future_ex_wifeyour_future_ex_wife Posts: 2,564Member Member Posts: 2,564Member Member
  • sugaraddict4321sugaraddict4321 Posts: 11,708Member, MFP Moderator, Greeter, Premium MFP Moderator Posts: 11,708Member, MFP Moderator, Greeter, Premium MFP Moderator
    Thread closed for moderator review. While you're waiting for it to re-open,

    please take a moment to view our Community Guidelines:
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    edited August 13
  • sugaraddict4321sugaraddict4321 Posts: 11,708Member, MFP Moderator, Greeter, Premium MFP Moderator Posts: 11,708Member, MFP Moderator, Greeter, Premium MFP Moderator
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    Please try to mostly sort of behave and stuff. :flowerforyou:
  • Reckoner68Reckoner68 Posts: 234Member Member Posts: 234Member Member
    Thanks for reopening it!!

    “Eyes”
  • caco_ethescaco_ethes Posts: 11,191Member Member Posts: 11,191Member Member
  • Reckoner68Reckoner68 Posts: 234Member Member Posts: 234Member Member
    I like to imagine a mad scientist coming here to find out how to create the most seductive creature in the world, and the results of using this thread as a genetic plan
  • pizzamyheartpizzamyheart Posts: 665Member Member Posts: 665Member Member
    If he has a monkey that he lets ride around on his shoulder
  • tinkerhellraisertinkerhellraiser Posts: 3,525Member Member Posts: 3,525Member Member
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    I like to imagine a mad scientist coming here to find out how to create the most seductive creature in the world, and the results of using this thread as a genetic plan

    it would have soooooo many eyeballs
  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Posts: 8,642Member, Premium Member Posts: 8,642Member, Premium Member
  • phoenixrising5721phoenixrising5721 Posts: 692Member Member Posts: 692Member Member
    Res hair and glasses
  • Reckoner68Reckoner68 Posts: 234Member Member Posts: 234Member Member
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    I like to imagine a mad scientist coming here to find out how to create the most seductive creature in the world, and the results of using this thread as a genetic plan

    it would have soooooo many eyeballs

    Mostly made of eyeballs with some hands, a few shoulders, lots of legs, and I think it would be very hairy and red in general.

    I wish I was an artist
  • caco_ethescaco_ethes Posts: 11,191Member Member Posts: 11,191Member Member
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    I like to imagine a mad scientist coming here to find out how to create the most seductive creature in the world, and the results of using this thread as a genetic plan

    it would have soooooo many eyeballs

    Mostly made of eyeballs with some hands, a few shoulders, lots of legs, and I think it would be very hairy and red in general.

    I wish I was an artist

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    I’ve drawn up a couple prototypes
  • Reckoner68Reckoner68 Posts: 234Member Member Posts: 234Member Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    I like to imagine a mad scientist coming here to find out how to create the most seductive creature in the world, and the results of using this thread as a genetic plan

    it would have soooooo many eyeballs

    Mostly made of eyeballs with some hands, a few shoulders, lots of legs, and I think it would be very hairy and red in general.

    I wish I was an artist

    lbkam27pnhqz.jpeg
    7zk3ld4gibe6.jpeg

    I’ve drawn up a couple prototypes

    The question is--which one is sexier???
  • caco_ethescaco_ethes Posts: 11,191Member Member Posts: 11,191Member Member
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    I like to imagine a mad scientist coming here to find out how to create the most seductive creature in the world, and the results of using this thread as a genetic plan

    it would have soooooo many eyeballs

    Mostly made of eyeballs with some hands, a few shoulders, lots of legs, and I think it would be very hairy and red in general.

    I wish I was an artist

    lbkam27pnhqz.jpeg
    7zk3ld4gibe6.jpeg

    I’ve drawn up a couple prototypes

    The question is--which one is sexier???

    Probably going to be divided between the eyes people and the redheads people 🤷🏼‍♀️
  • Reckoner68Reckoner68 Posts: 234Member Member Posts: 234Member Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    I like to imagine a mad scientist coming here to find out how to create the most seductive creature in the world, and the results of using this thread as a genetic plan

    it would have soooooo many eyeballs

    Mostly made of eyeballs with some hands, a few shoulders, lots of legs, and I think it would be very hairy and red in general.

    I wish I was an artist

    lbkam27pnhqz.jpeg
    7zk3ld4gibe6.jpeg

    I’ve drawn up a couple prototypes

    The question is--which one is sexier???

    Probably going to be divided between the eyes people and the redheads people 🤷🏼‍♀️

    They both have their own sort-of-undeniable....charm?
  • iMagoiMago Posts: 4,312Member Member Posts: 4,312Member Member
    when she ain't afraid to shoot her shot
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