Manscaping (adult discussion)

ThatDudeDonny
ThatDudeDonny Posts: 268 Member
edited November 12 in Chit-Chat
Recently I got shut down for...Well... let's just say "oral expressions" because I haven't shaved my nether region since no shave November. I haven't been on the receiving end of "oral expression" for quite some time now and well I just sort of let nature take its course all over. I actually liked not having to deal with the task and the side affects associated with it. However when my bae goes on strike... I'm afraid I'm going to have to reluctantly concede. but before the deed is done I would like to hear the pros and cons from the MFPeeps . Are there any women who are cool with the scruff? Are there any guys who stand there ground and still receive the gift? be truthful, and don't flag me? I assume we're all adults here.
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  • Travis_2
    Travis_2 Posts: 1,445 Member
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  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
    edited February 2015
    "We're all adults"

    Uses the term "bae"

    LOL
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    is there a problem with access outside of the bushes that you need to divulge to the crowd which could be contributing here?
  • guitarrckr
    guitarrckr Posts: 1,717 Member
    _dracarys_ wrote: »
    "We're all adults"

    Uses the term "bae"

    LOL

    lOve it !
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    I trim down, I don't go smooth down there.
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
    Erm..

    -cough-
  • FitWarrior7
    FitWarrior7 Posts: 332 Member
    Mach 3
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    I have manscaped since I was in high school. If you are very active as a guy you know hair just gets...well...orderific over time. Trimmed and clean is much better. That said, I just posted last week about the fact I forgot to lower my mower when doing my landscaping, and grabbed the wrong short clipper guard when doing my manscaping right after. So my yard was too long and, well, as one guy said..."way to go baldy". Yeah, I keep it neat but baldy looks like a poor featherless chicken neck.

    But what is this oral you speak of? Must not be something for married people.
  • johnmurphymfp
    johnmurphymfp Posts: 2,590 Member
    Noelv1976 wrote: »
    I trim down, I don't go smooth down there.

    Amen brother same here. Made that mistake once.

  • Of_Monsters_and_Meat
    Of_Monsters_and_Meat Posts: 1,022 Member
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  • ThatDudeDonny
    ThatDudeDonny Posts: 268 Member
    Travis_2 wrote: »
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    I know this face!

  • Holly_Roman_Empire
    Holly_Roman_Empire Posts: 4,440 Member
    Noelv1976 wrote: »
    I trim down, I don't go smooth down there.

    Do this, OP.

    You don't have to go full porn star buzz, but if your girl has to have a jungle machete to find the goods, then there's a problem.
  • jovalleau
    jovalleau Posts: 127 Member
    I laser. It's like a turtle shell down there.
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Yeah, no Scary Movie type bush, or a forest, everglades, you know, stuff like that.
  • strozman
    strozman Posts: 2,622 Member
    Trim to skin, I hate hair. Shave if the girl complains about stubble.

    In my experience No hair = more oral
  • rbfdac
    rbfdac Posts: 1,057 Member
    jovalleau wrote: »
    I laser. It's like a turtle shell down there.

    No, no, no.....
  • johnmurphymfp
    johnmurphymfp Posts: 2,590 Member
    Shave = no
    Trim = most of the time
    natural = sometimes
  • kamakazeekim
    kamakazeekim Posts: 1,183 Member
    A man must manscape if he is to expect any oral lovin. My husband is too lazy and I declined to show him any of that kind of affection so he tried to withhold the naughty all together as a way to force me to do it....I won.
  • Sam_I_Am77
    Sam_I_Am77 Posts: 2,093 Member
    I got divorced in 2012 and was with my ex for about 12 years. Prior to dating her even "manscaping" was not something that I ever heard mentioned or heard women concerned about. I never really heard anything about it until I met my wife and after one certain night we had together, I realized it was a legit thing and I needed to do something about. I definitely take care of that now because when that rare moment arises I don't want to scare her away. I don't personally care for it and when it starts coming back it itches like crazy.
  • Travis_2
    Travis_2 Posts: 1,445 Member
    rbfdac wrote: »
    jovalleau wrote: »
    I laser. It's like a turtle shell down there.

    No, no, no.....

    What's wrong with a visual of the turtle coming out of it's skin shell?

    I mean.


    Never mind. *barf*
  • Kmsigo
    Kmsigo Posts: 1
    You should trim (maybe shave below) but leave a little at the top just for the girl! ;o)
  • guitarrckr
    guitarrckr Posts: 1,717 Member
    ...um ...im afraid to...i might cut mine off...thinking its another hair :(
  • solarpower03
    solarpower03 Posts: 12,161 Member
    Trimmed!
  • Delilahhhhhh
    Delilahhhhhh Posts: 477 Member
    ThatDudeDonny wrote: »
    Recently I got shut down for...Well... let's just say "oral expressions" because I haven't shaved my nether region since no shave November. I haven't been on the receiving end of "oral expression" for quite some time now and well I just sort of let nature take its course all over. I actually liked not having to deal with the task and the side affects associated with it. However when my bae goes on strike... I'm afraid I'm going to have to reluctantly concede. but before the deed is done I would like to hear the pros and cons from the MFPeeps . Are there any women who are cool with the scruff? Are there any guys who stand there ground and still receive the gift? be truthful, and don't flag me? I assume we're all adults here.

    I thought this was Danish for poo? Have I got the wrong end of *kitten* stick here? In ans to your question, if you don't like waxing at least make sure it's trimmed, you could always be creative and create a heart shape and dye it red. ;)
  • Markdjones83
    Markdjones83 Posts: 852 Member
    strozman wrote: »
    Trim to skin, I hate hair. Shave if the girl complains about stubble.

    In my experience No hair = more oral

    What he said.
  • melduf
    melduf Posts: 468 Member
    I don't like it when it tickles my nose... So trim!
  • strozman
    strozman Posts: 2,622 Member
    kamakazeekim wrote: »
    A man must manscape if he is to expect any oral lovin. My husband is too lazy and I declined to show him any of that kind of affection so he tried to withhold the naughty all together as a way to force me to do it....I won.

    Good for you. I would do the same if I ever met a woman who didn't at least trim
  • kinkyslinky16
    kinkyslinky16 Posts: 1,469 Member
    Travis_2 wrote: »
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    This made me snort. :D
  • ThatDudeDonny
    ThatDudeDonny Posts: 268 Member
    hollydubs85 wrote: »
    Noelv1976 wrote: »
    I trim down, I don't go smooth down there.

    Do this, OP.

    You don't have to go full porn star buzz, but if your girl has to have a jungle machete to find the goods, then there's a problem.
    trust me, access is not an issue. She prefers the buzz. I remember when I discovered I was growing hair down there I knew I was becoming a man and now that I'm an adult my lady and all the ones prior require I go back to smooth. I am not a little boy anymore.

  • PwrLftr82
    PwrLftr82 Posts: 945 Member
    Dear god...things I didn't know men worried about nor wanted to know either. Carry on, boys.
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