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sofakingstevens
sofakingstevens Posts: 201 Member
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Whats the best/cheesiest pick line you have used or had used on? And did it work?
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  • Amanda6313
    Amanda6313 Posts: 68 Member
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    Are you tired? ........ well you should be, you've been running through my mind all night....... lol, it was cute!
  • sofakingstevens
    sofakingstevens Posts: 201 Member
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    Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
  • BowaBowa
    BowaBowa Posts: 162
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    guy: excuse me!? did you just fart?
    girl: no.....
    guy" because you just BLEW ME AWAY!

    works everytime
  • sofakingstevens
    sofakingstevens Posts: 201 Member
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    Were you raised on a farm?
    Because you sure know how to raise a co*k
  • emilygrisso
    emilygrisso Posts: 1
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    Do you know what my shirt is made of?...girl/boyfriend material
  • Amanda6313
    Amanda6313 Posts: 68 Member
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    Lol, those are all pretty good!
  • sofakingstevens
    sofakingstevens Posts: 201 Member
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    Amanda6313 wrote: »
    Lol, those are all pretty good!

    I'd use this one on you. I see you in a bar, walk up and ask if I can use your cellphone. "Why?" You ask.
    Because I want to call my parents and tell them I just met the girl of my dreams..
  • kendall916
    kendall916 Posts: 4,222 Member
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    How ya' doin'
  • the_chiha
    the_chiha Posts: 784 Member
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    That shirt looks good on you, but it'd look better on my floor
  • jorodri7
    jorodri7 Posts: 1,025 Member
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    There's only one thing I want to change about you and that's your last name
  • renaepoore
    renaepoore Posts: 2
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    These are great!
  • strozman
    strozman Posts: 2,623 Member
    edited February 2015
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    Me: did you fall from heaven
    Her: (quietly) says 'uuuh my guud " (very condescending in a hurry-it-up-so-I-can-reject-you-loser way)
    Me: (continues with straight face) cause your hair is all fu**ed up
    Her: laughs hard, starts talking

    That one worked a few times in my youth
  • the_chiha
    the_chiha Posts: 784 Member
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    Did you fall from Heaven because have sex with me
  • strozman
    strozman Posts: 2,623 Member
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    the_chiha wrote: »
    Did you fall from Heaven because have sex with me

    Nice
  • the_chiha
    the_chiha Posts: 784 Member
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    strozman wrote: »
    Me: did you fall from heaven
    Her: (quietly) says 'uuuh my guud " (very condescending in a hurry-it-up-so-I-can-reject-you-loser way)
    Me: (continues with straight face) cause your hair is all fu**ed up
    Her: laughs hard, starts talking

    That one worked a few times in my youth

    That's awesome!
  • the_chiha
    the_chiha Posts: 784 Member
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    You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
  • the_chiha
    the_chiha Posts: 784 Member
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    You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
  • jorodri7
    jorodri7 Posts: 1,025 Member
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    You're so beautiful you made me forget my pickup line.
  • the_chiha
    the_chiha Posts: 784 Member
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    Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
  • jorodri7
    jorodri7 Posts: 1,025 Member
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    Excuse me, could you please dial down your hotness, it's causing global warming.

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