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  • JLopez832
    JLopez832 Posts: 1,206
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    Haha u all just made my night
  • jorodri7
    jorodri7 Posts: 1,025 Member
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    Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute wanna workout?
  • sofakingstevens
    sofakingstevens Posts: 201 Member
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    Have you been sitting on sugar?
    Because that *kitten* is sweet.
  • ejdutton
    ejdutton Posts: 329 Member
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    Him: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
    Her: unfertilised
  • the_chiha
    the_chiha Posts: 784 Member
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    I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
  • LandyBreigh
    LandyBreigh Posts: 207 Member
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    'Is is bad that all I can think about is kissing you?"
    I married him! :) I do so love my husband. <3
  • Doodlewhopper
    Doodlewhopper Posts: 1,018 Member
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    HE: Hey baby. Do you know who I am?
    HER: (rolling her eyes) No. Just who are you?
    HE: Well baby, Im the president of your fan club.
    HER: GAWD! Get lost. I already have one @&amp;&hole in my panties.
    HE: Well, do you think there is a chance I can replace it?
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
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    Found this one one the interwebz:

    Is your name "Homework", because I'm not doing you but I should be.
  • the_chiha
    the_chiha Posts: 784 Member
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    I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.
  • kristornea
    kristornea Posts: 21
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    Guy: what's your name?
    Girl: Im Mrs. WhateverYourLastNameIs.
    LOL!! <3
  • jorodri7
    jorodri7 Posts: 1,025 Member
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    Roses are nice
    Violets are fine
    I could be the 6
    If you'll be the 9
  • RachelStidd
    RachelStidd Posts: 1,102
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    If you were a bible verse I would memorize you..
    PS.. No it didn't work on me lmao
  • PurpleYFronts
    PurpleYFronts Posts: 344 Member
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    Him: I'm so made up! I just won:)
    Her: Won what?
    Him: You, get your coat;)
  • the_chiha
    the_chiha Posts: 784 Member
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    Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    Hey girl, just so you know, this isn't a banana in my pocket, know what I'm saying? B)
  • SoulOfRusalka
    SoulOfRusalka Posts: 1,201 Member
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    "Are you a church? ...because you are smoking" made me laugh.

    Also a friend sent me "Are you the library of Alexandria? ... Because I'd hate to lose you," which was more adorable than cheesy.

    TL;DR burning buildings
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    Hey girl, are you 9 to 5? Cause I work you all day!
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I can't rhyme
    let's just get naked and do it
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    Me: you know what they say about a girl who loves to lick lollipops?
    Her: I dunno what?
    Me: Hey! I was asking you!

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