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cheesey pick up lines

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  • jorodri7
    jorodri7 Posts: 1,025 Member
    Roses are nice
    Violets are fine
    I could be the 6
    If you'll be the 9
  • RachelStidd
    RachelStidd Posts: 1,102
    If you were a bible verse I would memorize you..
    PS.. No it didn't work on me lmao
  • PurpleYFronts
    PurpleYFronts Posts: 344 Member
    Him: I'm so made up! I just won:)
    Her: Won what?
    Him: You, get your coat;)
  • the_chiha
    the_chiha Posts: 784 Member
    Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Hey girl, just so you know, this isn't a banana in my pocket, know what I'm saying? B)
  • SoulOfRusalka
    SoulOfRusalka Posts: 1,201 Member
    "Are you a church? ...because you are smoking" made me laugh.

    Also a friend sent me "Are you the library of Alexandria? ... Because I'd hate to lose you," which was more adorable than cheesy.

    TL;DR burning buildings
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Hey girl, are you 9 to 5? Cause I work you all day!
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I can't rhyme
    let's just get naked and do it
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Me: you know what they say about a girl who loves to lick lollipops?
    Her: I dunno what?
    Me: Hey! I was asking you!
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  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Hi, did you know that a comet travels through space so fast, it can literally destroy us both, so let's go to my place and check out my telescope
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  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Can I poke you the Facebook way?
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