I'm so fat

Oops_Myhaloslipped
Oops_Myhaloslipped Posts: 3,892 Member
edited November 12 in Chit-Chat
I'm so tired of being fat. Any suggestions? I like fast food way too much so I'm not gonna stop eating it. I hate exercise and love laying on the couch watching movies too much, so I'm not getting off the couch either. Please help me?
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  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
    Two words: coffee enema

    You're welcome.
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
    Pick some workout tapes and we can do them at the same time? :3
  • Oops_Myhaloslipped
    Oops_Myhaloslipped Posts: 3,892 Member
    I don't want to work out though :\
  • guitarrckr
    guitarrckr Posts: 1,717 Member
    Sexercise !!!
  • fastfoodietofitcutie
    fastfoodietofitcutie Posts: 523 Member
    I think we could be twins.
  • Oops_Myhaloslipped
    Oops_Myhaloslipped Posts: 3,892 Member
    Yeah, I don't wanna do that either.
  • iwillsucceed0444
    iwillsucceed0444 Posts: 432 Member
    You are working out though hun! Getting up off your couch and driving all the way to McDonald's is such a workout!!! I bet you burned 1,000 calories from just that. Keep eating your McDonald's because you deserve it after all that hard work. Don't let anyone bring you down!!!
  • AmberStarr_87
    AmberStarr_87 Posts: 1,291 Member
    Lololol. Dr. Oz has great advice for you. Magic shakes & wraps & echinacea pills. Google him!
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
    Have like twenty cheat days with me. Let us see where we're at in 90 days!!!
  • coretemp
    coretemp Posts: 1,796 Member
    Couch Kegels!
  • Oops_Myhaloslipped
    Oops_Myhaloslipped Posts: 3,892 Member
    Sounds like so much effort though :\
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    liposuction??? lol...
  • xotaaay
    xotaaay Posts: 30
    iwillsucceed0444 wrote: »
    You are working out though hun! Getting up off your couch and driving all the way to McDonald's is such a workout!!! I bet you burned 1,000 calories from just that. Keep eating your McDonald's because you deserve it after all that hard work. Don't let anyone bring you down!!!

    Lmao this is great.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    iwillsucceed0444 wrote: »
    You are working out though hun! Getting up off your couch and driving all the way to McDonald's is such a workout!!! I bet you burned 1,000 calories from just that. Keep eating your McDonald's because you deserve it after all that hard work. Don't let anyone bring you down!!!

    lol!! Love it
  • Oops_Myhaloslipped
    Oops_Myhaloslipped Posts: 3,892 Member
    iwillsucceed0444 wrote: »
    You are working out though hun! Getting up off your couch and driving all the way to McDonald's is such a workout!!! I bet you burned 1,000 calories from just that. Keep eating your McDonald's because you deserve it after all that hard work. Don't let anyone bring you down!!!
    Nah, I just have my daughter go get it for me.

  • gamesandgains
    gamesandgains Posts: 640 Member
    Not sure if trolling..
  • SwitzEngine
    SwitzEngine Posts: 3,418 Member
    find yourself a partner
  • Ninkyou
    Ninkyou Posts: 6,666 Member
    Have you tried cat fishing? I hear fishing burns tons of calories.
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
    I'm so Fa.. ncy!!!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zV5I5i2tms


  • Oops_Myhaloslipped
    Oops_Myhaloslipped Posts: 3,892 Member
    Ninkyou wrote: »
    Have you tried cat fishing? I hear fishing burns tons of calories.

    Yes I have, but my HRM must be wrong, it says 0 calories burned :\

  • kinkyslinky16
    kinkyslinky16 Posts: 1,469 Member
    I'm really fat too. But in just over a week, I'll lose like 15 lbs in a day. It's gonna be AWESOME!
  • Ninkyou
    Ninkyou Posts: 6,666 Member
    Oops_Myhaloslipped wrote: »
    Ninkyou wrote: »
    Have you tried cat fishing? I hear fishing burns tons of calories.

    Yes I have, but my HRM must be wrong, it says 0 calories burned :\

    You gotta fish hard and fast to get the numbers to go up.
  • Oops_Myhaloslipped
    Oops_Myhaloslipped Posts: 3,892 Member
    Yeah, but I don't want to get pregnant again, it's too much work, that's the only way I e ever lost that much in 1 day :(
  • kinkyslinky16
    kinkyslinky16 Posts: 1,469 Member
    Oops_Myhaloslipped wrote: »
    Yeah, but I don't want to get pregnant again, it's too much work, that's the only way I e ever lost that much in 1 day :(

    That's exactly how I'm going to lose that much in one day too!
  • Oops_Myhaloslipped
    Oops_Myhaloslipped Posts: 3,892 Member
    kinkyslinky16 wrote: »
    Oops_Myhaloslipped wrote: »
    Yeah, but I don't want to get pregnant again, it's too much work, that's the only way I e ever lost that much in 1 day :(

    That's exactly how I'm going to lose that much in one day too!
    Haha, that's what I figured ;)

  • Athos282
    Athos282 Posts: 405 Member
    I'm fat, too. Love me some McD's. Let's go get some Big Macs with supersized fries and extra large cokes!
  • Ninkyou
    Ninkyou Posts: 6,666 Member
    Oops_Myhaloslipped wrote: »
    kinkyslinky16 wrote: »
    Oops_Myhaloslipped wrote: »
    Yeah, but I don't want to get pregnant again, it's too much work, that's the only way I e ever lost that much in 1 day :(

    That's exactly how I'm going to lose that much in one day too!
    Haha, that's what I figured ;)
    Yeah I did that 4 weeks ago. It was amazing.
  • Oops_Myhaloslipped
    Oops_Myhaloslipped Posts: 3,892 Member
    Athos282 wrote: »
    I'm fat, too. Love me some McD's. Let's go get some Big Macs with supersized fries and extra large cokes!

    That's my kind of guy! But can you just go and bring me back some? I don't wanna get off my couch :\
  • Oops_Myhaloslipped
    Oops_Myhaloslipped Posts: 3,892 Member
    Ninkyou wrote: »
    Oops_Myhaloslipped wrote: »
    kinkyslinky16 wrote: »
    Oops_Myhaloslipped wrote: »
    Yeah, but I don't want to get pregnant again, it's too much work, that's the only way I e ever lost that much in 1 day :(

    That's exactly how I'm going to lose that much in one day too!
    Haha, that's what I figured ;)
    Yeah I did that 4 weeks ago. It was amazing.
    Aww, and what a cutie! Congrats!
  • Ninkyou
    Ninkyou Posts: 6,666 Member
    Oops_Myhaloslipped wrote: »
    Ninkyou wrote: »
    Oops_Myhaloslipped wrote: »
    kinkyslinky16 wrote: »
    Oops_Myhaloslipped wrote: »
    Yeah, but I don't want to get pregnant again, it's too much work, that's the only way I e ever lost that much in 1 day :(

    That's exactly how I'm going to lose that much in one day too!
    Haha, that's what I figured ;)
    Yeah I did that 4 weeks ago. It was amazing.
    Aww, and what a cutie! Congrats!

    Thanks!

    Also of note, they gave me cupcakes afterwards.

    Lose 15 lbs and eat cupcakes too, all in 1 day!!
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