I'm so fat

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  • kinkyslinky16
    kinkyslinky16 Posts: 1,470 Member
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    I'm really fat too. But in just over a week, I'll lose like 15 lbs in a day. It's gonna be AWESOME!
  • Ninkyou
    Ninkyou Posts: 6,666 Member
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    Oops_Myhaloslipped wrote: »
    Ninkyou wrote: »
    Have you tried cat fishing? I hear fishing burns tons of calories.

    Yes I have, but my HRM must be wrong, it says 0 calories burned :\

    You gotta fish hard and fast to get the numbers to go up.
  • Oops_Myhaloslipped
    Oops_Myhaloslipped Posts: 3,892 Member
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    Yeah, but I don't want to get pregnant again, it's too much work, that's the only way I e ever lost that much in 1 day :(
  • kinkyslinky16
    kinkyslinky16 Posts: 1,470 Member
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    Oops_Myhaloslipped wrote: »
    Yeah, but I don't want to get pregnant again, it's too much work, that's the only way I e ever lost that much in 1 day :(

    That's exactly how I'm going to lose that much in one day too!
  • Oops_Myhaloslipped
    Oops_Myhaloslipped Posts: 3,892 Member
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    kinkyslinky16 wrote: »
    Oops_Myhaloslipped wrote: »
    Yeah, but I don't want to get pregnant again, it's too much work, that's the only way I e ever lost that much in 1 day :(

    That's exactly how I'm going to lose that much in one day too!
    Haha, that's what I figured ;)

  • Athos282
    Athos282 Posts: 405 Member
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    I'm fat, too. Love me some McD's. Let's go get some Big Macs with supersized fries and extra large cokes!
  • Ninkyou
    Ninkyou Posts: 6,666 Member
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    Oops_Myhaloslipped wrote: »
    kinkyslinky16 wrote: »
    Oops_Myhaloslipped wrote: »
    Yeah, but I don't want to get pregnant again, it's too much work, that's the only way I e ever lost that much in 1 day :(

    That's exactly how I'm going to lose that much in one day too!
    Haha, that's what I figured ;)
    Yeah I did that 4 weeks ago. It was amazing.
  • Oops_Myhaloslipped
    Oops_Myhaloslipped Posts: 3,892 Member
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    Athos282 wrote: »
    I'm fat, too. Love me some McD's. Let's go get some Big Macs with supersized fries and extra large cokes!

    That's my kind of guy! But can you just go and bring me back some? I don't wanna get off my couch :\
  • Oops_Myhaloslipped
    Oops_Myhaloslipped Posts: 3,892 Member
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    Ninkyou wrote: »
    Oops_Myhaloslipped wrote: »
    kinkyslinky16 wrote: »
    Oops_Myhaloslipped wrote: »
    Yeah, but I don't want to get pregnant again, it's too much work, that's the only way I e ever lost that much in 1 day :(

    That's exactly how I'm going to lose that much in one day too!
    Haha, that's what I figured ;)
    Yeah I did that 4 weeks ago. It was amazing.
    Aww, and what a cutie! Congrats!
  • Ninkyou
    Ninkyou Posts: 6,666 Member
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    Oops_Myhaloslipped wrote: »
    Ninkyou wrote: »
    Oops_Myhaloslipped wrote: »
    kinkyslinky16 wrote: »
    Oops_Myhaloslipped wrote: »
    Yeah, but I don't want to get pregnant again, it's too much work, that's the only way I e ever lost that much in 1 day :(

    That's exactly how I'm going to lose that much in one day too!
    Haha, that's what I figured ;)
    Yeah I did that 4 weeks ago. It was amazing.
    Aww, and what a cutie! Congrats!

    Thanks!

    Also of note, they gave me cupcakes afterwards.

    Lose 15 lbs and eat cupcakes too, all in 1 day!!
  • Yogi_warrior
    Yogi_warrior Posts: 5,465 Member
    edited February 2015
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    I eat triple baconator and drink heavy cream latte and I stay in the bed all day. I must be doing something right.
  • Oops_Myhaloslipped
    Oops_Myhaloslipped Posts: 3,892 Member
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    leonidas_and_spartacus wrote: »
    I eat triple baconator and drink heavy cream latte and I stay in the bed all day. I must be doing something right.
    Why can't that be me???? :\
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 17,959 Member
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    Well, you know how oil and water don't mix? and oil is fat, right? And our bodies are mostly water? And when you melt fat it all runs together? I reckon if you completely covered yourself with butter then wrapped yourself in gladwrap, the butter would attract the fat from inside your body (because fat wants to be with other fat, not water) and all your fat would leech out your pores and join with the butter and voila! No more fat inside, just all over the gladwrap!
  • Oops_Myhaloslipped
    Oops_Myhaloslipped Posts: 3,892 Member
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    Alatariel75 wrote: »
    Well, you know how oil and water don't mix? and oil is fat, right? And our bodies are mostly water? And when you melt fat it all runs together? I reckon if you completely covered yourself with butter then wrapped yourself in gladwrap, the butter would attract the fat from inside your body (because fat wants to be with other fat, not water) and all your fat would leech out your pores and join with the butter and voila! No more fat inside, just all over the gladwrap!

    Is it bad that I'm actually considering this :#
  • Yogi_warrior
    Yogi_warrior Posts: 5,465 Member
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    You eat fat to lose fat. Thats what i am doing for past year and half. YMMV.
  • Oops_Myhaloslipped
    Oops_Myhaloslipped Posts: 3,892 Member
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    That would be awesome if that were true for me, but if I just look at a Big Mac the fat automatically clings to me :|
  • Yogi_warrior
    Yogi_warrior Posts: 5,465 Member
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    I eat triple baconator but usually dump the bun. lol.
  • Oops_Myhaloslipped
    Oops_Myhaloslipped Posts: 3,892 Member
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    leonidas_and_spartacus wrote: »
    I eat triple baconator but usually dump the bun. lol.

    Not I, the bread with lots of mayo, can't pass that up.
    I'm totally kidding though, actually I eat whatever I want and lose weight, but I'm not sharing my secret!!! I had Qdoba tonight, last night I had Chili's. Oh, and I have a weakness for white chocolate Reese's. Yup, still losing. Ah, the good life. :)

  • summerhaze71
    summerhaze71 Posts: 1,204 Member
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    I want your secret!! Please please share... after we go to McDonald's!
  • Oops_Myhaloslipped
    Oops_Myhaloslipped Posts: 3,892 Member
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    summerhaze71 wrote: »
    I want your secret!! Please please share... after we go to McDonald's!
    Is this the only reason you fr me? :'(

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